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-{{Battle_template|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War |location = Chicago|date = 1rst December 2019 - present|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire
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-Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' '''<s>(CBT)</s> <s>is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.</s>''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in [[North America (Continent)|North America]], the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png|left|thumb|233x233px|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.
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	{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire		{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire
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	Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' '''<s>(CBT)</s> <s>is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.</s>''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in ~~north america~~, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.		Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' '''<s>(CBT)</s> <s>is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.</s>''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in [[North America (Continent)\|North America]], the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.
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	== History ==		== History ==
	=== Background (July 1st, 2019 - November 21st) ===		=== Background (July 1st, 2019 - November 21st) ===

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	==== The Poop Dealers' background ====		==== The Poop Dealers' background ====
	At this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. The [[Penis Inspectors]] and [[Poop Dealers]] were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. The Poop Dealers, although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[Social Democracy of India\|India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased [[Poop Dealers of California division]]. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets.		At this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. The [[Penis Inspectors]] and [[Poop Dealers]] were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. The Poop Dealers, although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[Social Democracy of India\|India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased [[Poop Dealers of California division]].This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets.
	Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough [[gold]] to survive long-term. The Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, a city that was known for its bad living conditions. Chicago had also been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse. so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history with the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. However, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.
			Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough [[gold]] to survive long-term. The Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, a city that was known for its bad living conditions. Chicago had also been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse. so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history with the [[Poop Dealers of Chicago]] division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. However, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.

	==== The Penis Inspectors' background ====		==== The Penis Inspectors' background ====
	The [[Penis Inspectors]] have a very similar story to the Poop Dealers, being founded in [[The Vatican City]]. They originally had morals, but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions, the Penis Inspectors were forced out of their home town soon after being established. The Italian Peninsula was being divided and warred upon by the forces of [[Italy]] and [[Italia]]. The Italians accused the Penis Inspectors of supporting the Italians and were forced out of the Vatican.		The [[Penis Inspectors]] have a very similar story to the Poop Dealers, being founded in [[The Vatican City]]. They originally had morals, but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions, the Penis Inspectors were forced out of their home town soon after being established. The Italian Peninsula was being divided and warred upon by the forces of [[Italy]] and [[Italia]]. The Italians accused the Penis Inspectors of supporting the Italians and were forced out of the Vatican.
	Young and weak, they seeked a new home to start their Penis Inspecting business up again. They stopped at [[Britain]], who was interested but was more concerned with other events at the time to set them up, so instead they went across the transatlantic and landed in Canada. They came upon with [[Avalon]] and their [[Pissism\|Pissist]] habits. They originally saw this as gross and would go back to [[Europe (Continent)\|Europe]], but the citizens of Avalon took the opportunity to buy a handful of Penis Inspections. The Penis Inspectors agreed, as any gold is good gold, and soon after they had learnt that the Avalonians practiced Pissism, a religion worshiping the male genitalia, and had asked the religious [[The Poop\|Poop]] if they could set up shop here. The Poop agreed with glee and gave them a shop plot in Avalon's Capital, [[Dildo]]. The Penis Inspectors would make this their new home along with excavating many Penis Inspector tunnels that can still be found in the town to this day. ~~and~~ would soon have enough gold to expand out of just Avalon. They wanted to make sure they found a good place to set up a second shop, else risk another poverty catastrophe. so the Penis Inspectors looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago had been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Penis Inspectors took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Penis Inspectors of Chicago~~, they~~ bought a shop plot and began to sell their typical penis inspections. ~~however~~, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.
			Young and weak, they seeked a new home to start their Penis Inspecting business up again. They stopped at [[Britain]], who was interested but was more concerned with other events at the time to set them up, so instead they went across the transatlantic and landed in Canada. They came upon with [[Avalon]] and their [[Pissism\|Pissist]] habits. They originally saw this as gross and would go back to [[Europe (Continent)\|Europe]], but the citizens of Avalon took the opportunity to buy a handful of Penis Inspections. The Penis Inspectors agreed, as any gold is good gold, and soon after they had learnt that the Avalonians practiced Pissism, a religion worshiping the male genitalia, and had asked the religious [[The Poop\|Poop]] if they could set up shop here. The Poop agreed with glee and gave them a shop plot in Avalon's Capital, [[Dildo]].

			The Penis Inspectors would make this their new home along with excavating many Penis Inspector tunnels that can still be found in the town to this day. They would soon have enough gold to expand out of just Avalon. They wanted to make sure they found a good place to set up a second shop, else risk another poverty catastrophe. so the Penis Inspectors looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago had been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Penis Inspectors took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the [[Penis Inspectors of Chicago]]. They bought a shop plot and began to sell their typical penis inspections. However, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.
	=== the Geneva Convention II (November.22.2019 - November.30.2019) ===		=== the Geneva Convention II (November.22.2019 - November.30.2019) ===
	the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors historically made first contact when an minimum-wage employee of the Poop Dealers of Chicago was finishing up his shift minus the f and decided to take a walk around town. he went up north when he saw an enchanting windowsill. he originally regarded it as a porn store and went inside thinking thus so. He looked at the menu and suggested the "ball-busting" option just for kicks, addressing it as receiving a weird sex tape. He paid but was directed over to a special chair. he complied and sat down, a towel was laid around him. "you smell quite fragrant" the worker said to him, yet he thought this was an ironic comment and did not respond. he waited for a good minute before thinking that he might need to get back home to his family when the worker came back with a small wrecking ball and absolutely neutered the employee. The employee, now sterility angry steamed out of the building with his scrotum in a twist. He thought the worker did this out of rage due to the fact that he chose not to respond to the worker's comment. However, this was actually the Penis Inspectors Chicago headquarters, and the "ball-busting" that he had ordered had successfully been delivered. the worker, seeing the employee steam out thought the employee had a kink and ignored him passive-aggressively. Several more of these events would take place, and tension was rising between the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors. There needed to be some discussion and debates else this would escalate, some parties wanted more stores to open near rival stores. Luckily, they were both compliant and the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors arranged the Geneva Convention II, albeit it was not hosted in the Geneva in Switzerland but instead the Geneva in Illinois. the convention was a large gathering. Even the CEOs of both cartels attended the meeting. The Main focus of the conference was to install unending peace and prosperity for both of the companies' divisions in Chicago but it seemed to only lead to more division. the Regional Managers of the Chicago Divisions both wanted a different view of how chicago would look. Huey_Freeman01, Regional Manager of the Chicago Poop Dealers wished to Divide Chicago evenly between the two companies, therefore no more incidents would occur. But the Regional Manager of the Chicago Penis Inspectors [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] wanted the Poop Dealers out of Chicago as the Penis Inspectors had tried even harder than the Poop Dealers to enter into the drug cartel ring. The Debate lasted an entire minecraft day and it was ruled at the end by Judge Pierronus21 that a straight line divide the control of chicago between the two companies, and you couldn't install new stores in the other companies' "territory", the Poop Dealers were very fond of this change, but a mass of the Penis Inspectors were angered by Pierronus21's decision, mostly as the poop dealers weren't forced out of Chicago, Pierronus21 had said that a violation of the Geneva Convention would mean state intervention and forced kicking of the offending parties' shops from Chicago along with the rest of Illinois, so it wouldn't make much sense to go ahead and violate it. oh, but in the gangster business, its about making money, not sense.		the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors historically made first contact when an minimum-wage employee of the Poop Dealers of Chicago was finishing up his shift minus the f and decided to take a walk around town. he went up north when he saw an enchanting windowsill. he originally regarded it as a porn store and went inside thinking thus so. He looked at the menu and suggested the "ball-busting" option just for kicks, addressing it as receiving a weird sex tape. He paid but was directed over to a special chair. he complied and sat down, a towel was laid around him. "you smell quite fragrant" the worker said to him, yet he thought this was an ironic comment and did not respond. he waited for a good minute before thinking that he might need to get back home to his family when the worker came back with a small wrecking ball and absolutely neutered the employee. The employee, now sterility angry steamed out of the building with his scrotum in a twist. He thought the worker did this out of rage due to the fact that he chose not to respond to the worker's comment. However, this was actually the Penis Inspectors Chicago headquarters, and the "ball-busting" that he had ordered had successfully been delivered. the worker, seeing the employee steam out thought the employee had a kink and ignored him passive-aggressively. Several more of these events would take place, and tension was rising between the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors. There needed to be some discussion and debates else this would escalate, some parties wanted more stores to open near rival stores. Luckily, they were both compliant and the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors arranged the Geneva Convention II, albeit it was not hosted in the Geneva in Switzerland but instead the Geneva in Illinois. the convention was a large gathering. Even the CEOs of both cartels attended the meeting. The Main focus of the conference was to install unending peace and prosperity for both of the companies' divisions in Chicago but it seemed to only lead to more division. the Regional Managers of the Chicago Divisions both wanted a different view of how chicago would look. Huey_Freeman01, Regional Manager of the Chicago Poop Dealers wished to Divide Chicago evenly between the two companies, therefore no more incidents would occur. But the Regional Manager of the Chicago Penis Inspectors [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] wanted the Poop Dealers out of Chicago as the Penis Inspectors had tried even harder than the Poop Dealers to enter into the drug cartel ring. The Debate lasted an entire minecraft day and it was ruled at the end by Judge Pierronus21 that a straight line divide the control of chicago between the two companies, and you couldn't install new stores in the other companies' "territory", the Poop Dealers were very fond of this change, but a mass of the Penis Inspectors were angered by Pierronus21's decision, mostly as the poop dealers weren't forced out of Chicago, Pierronus21 had said that a violation of the Geneva Convention would mean state intervention and forced kicking of the offending parties' shops from Chicago along with the rest of Illinois, so it wouldn't make much sense to go ahead and violate it. oh, but in the gangster business, its about making money, not sense.

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	{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire		{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire
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	Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.		Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' '''<s>(CBT)</s> <s>is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.</s>''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.
	== History ==		== History ==
	=== Background (July 1st, 2019 - November 21st) ===		=== Background (July 1st, 2019 - November 21st) ===

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	~~<br />~~{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire		{{Battle_template\|title1 =Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War \|location = Chicago\|date = 1rst December 2019 - present\|belligerents = Poop Dealers: South side Chicago, Michigan, Ohio, rest of illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, India, New_Jersey, Lacusmagnia, California, Cascadia, Alaskan Empire
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	Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}~~[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|the current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]~~The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War '''(CBT) is̶ ̶a̶̶̶ ̶̶̶s̶̶̶e̶̶̶x̶̶̶u̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶v̶̶̶o̶̶̶l̶̶̶v̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶p̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶a̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶f̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶a̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶o̶̶̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶,̶ ̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶c̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶i̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶.''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously. ~~although there~~ is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.		Penis Inspectors: North side Chicago, Shawnee, Canada, Maine, Alabama, New_York, St. Jerome, Avalon, Quebec, Alberta, Virginia, Carolina, Brittain\|result = the gang war is still waging, tune in at a later date\|casualties_and_losses = several bloody stools and kidney stones}}'''The Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War''' (PDvsPIGW for short) acronym pronounced as "pee-dee-vee-ess-PIG-wee" is a Gang War between the 2 most powerful and most relevant Drug Cartels in north america, the [[Poop Dealers]] and the [[Penis Inspectors]], who were mostly uncontested in their own hallucinogenic spheres until finally coming into contact and in due time conflict over the city of Chicago, capital of [[Illinois]]. Chicago was a prime spot for dealing in various drugs, and both factions would fight over the city furiously.[[File:Poop.png\|left\|thumb\|233x233px\|The current Chicago borders between the Poop Dealers (orange) and the Penis Inspectors (green)\|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Poop.png]]There is debate on whether the "Gang War" title should be kept as nation's governments themselves are getting involved.
	~~<br />~~		== History ==
	== ~~the Gang War Timeline~~ ==		=== Background (July 1st, 2019 - November 21st) ===
	=== ~~Meeting of the Waters~~ (July~~.1.~~2019 - November~~.21.2019~~) ===
	at this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. ~~the~~ Penis Inspectors and Poop Dealers were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. ~~the~~ Poop Dealers; although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[Social Democracy of India\|India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased Poop Dealers of ~~[[California (current)\|~~California]] ~~division~~. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets. Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough gold to survive long-term. ~~They had to think for greener pastures. the~~ Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, ~~the most depressing~~ city ~~on EarthMC Earth~~. Chicago ~~has~~ been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history ~~by founding~~ the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. ~~however~~, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet. ~~the~~ Penis Inspectors have a very similar story to the ~~poop dealers~~, being founded in Vatican. ~~they~~ originally had morals but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions. the Penis Inspectors were forced out of their home town soon after being established. The Italian Peninsula was being divided and warred upon by the forces of Italy and Italia. ~~the~~ Italians accused the Penis Inspectors of supporting the Italians and were forced out of the Vatican. Young and weak, they seeked a new home to start their Penis Inspecting business up again. They ~~Stopped~~ at Britain, who was interested but was more concerned with other events at the time to set them up, so instead they went across the transatlantic and landed in Canada. They came upon ~~a strange land, one felted~~ with ~~penis-worshipping perverts~~. They originally saw this as gross and would go back to ~~europe~~ but the citizens of ~~the nation that they had landed in, [[~~Avalon~~]],~~ took the opportunity to buy a handful of ~~penis inspections~~. ~~the~~ Penis Inspectors agreed as any gold is good gold and soon after they had learnt that ~~these [[Avalonese]] do actually [[~~Pissism~~\|worship~~ the ~~very things they inspect]]~~ and had asked the religious Poop if they could set up shop here. ~~the~~ Poop ~~said yes~~ with glee and gave them a shop plot in Avalon's Capital; Dildo. ~~the~~ Penis Inspectors would make this their new home along with excavating many Penis Inspector tunnels that can still be found in the town to this day. and would soon have enough gold to expand out of just Avalon. They wanted to make sure they found a good place to set up a second shop, else risk another poverty catastrophe. so the Penis Inspectors looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago had been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Penis Inspectors took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Penis Inspectors of Chicago, they bought a shop plot and began to sell their typical penis inspections. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.		==== The Poop Dealers' background ====
			At this date, the gang war hadn't started just yet. The [[Penis Inspectors]] and [[Poop Dealers]] were merely another company to one another, they were so far away geographically they couldn't possibly get into any conflict. The Poop Dealers, although originally being founded in Mumbai, [[Social Democracy of India\|India]] due to the cheap, overwhelming prevalence of feces in the area, were able to get a substantial foothold in the new world through their recently purchased [[Poop Dealers of California division]]. This may have also been the cause for the increase of fecal matter randomly appearing on Californese streets.
			Having a hold in the new world was a good starter for the Poop Dealers, but even with these two areas combined they weren't making nearly enough [[gold]] to survive long-term. The Poop Dealers looked to Chicago, a city that was known for its bad living conditions. Chicago had also been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse. so the Poop Dealers took to take advantage of the city's history with the Poop Dealers of Chicago division, they bought a shop plot and began pooping. However, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.

			==== The Penis Inspectors' background ====
			The [[Penis Inspectors]] have a very similar story to the Poop Dealers, being founded in [[The Vatican City]]. They originally had morals, but threw them out almost immediately. However, instead of merely awaiting time and purchasing other divisions, the Penis Inspectors were forced out of their home town soon after being established. The Italian Peninsula was being divided and warred upon by the forces of [[Italy]] and [[Italia]]. The Italians accused the Penis Inspectors of supporting the Italians and were forced out of the Vatican.
			Young and weak, they seeked a new home to start their Penis Inspecting business up again. They stopped at [[Britain]], who was interested but was more concerned with other events at the time to set them up, so instead they went across the transatlantic and landed in Canada. They came upon with [[Avalon]] and their [[Pissism\|Pissist]] habits. They originally saw this as gross and would go back to [[Europe (Continent)\|Europe]], but the citizens of Avalon took the opportunity to buy a handful of Penis Inspections. The Penis Inspectors agreed, as any gold is good gold, and soon after they had learnt that the Avalonians practiced Pissism, a religion worshiping the male genitalia, and had asked the religious [[The Poop\|Poop]] if they could set up shop here. The Poop agreed with glee and gave them a shop plot in Avalon's Capital, [[Dildo]]. The Penis Inspectors would make this their new home along with excavating many Penis Inspector tunnels that can still be found in the town to this day. and would soon have enough gold to expand out of just Avalon. They wanted to make sure they found a good place to set up a second shop, else risk another poverty catastrophe. so the Penis Inspectors looked to Chicago, the most depressing city on EarthMC Earth. Chicago had been historically infamous for their gangs and drug abuse so the Penis Inspectors took to take advantage of the city's history by founding the Penis Inspectors of Chicago, they bought a shop plot and began to sell their typical penis inspections. however, right around the bathroom stall was someone they did not expect to meet.
	=== the Geneva Convention II (November.22.2019 - November.30.2019) ===		=== the Geneva Convention II (November.22.2019 - November.30.2019) ===
	the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors historically made first contact when an minimum-wage employee of the Poop Dealers of Chicago was finishing up his shift minus the f and decided to take a walk around town. he went up north when he saw an enchanting windowsill. he originally regarded it as a porn store and went inside thinking thus so. He looked at the menu and suggested the "ball-busting" option just for kicks, addressing it as receiving a weird sex tape. He paid but was directed over to a special chair. he complied and sat down, a towel was laid around him. "you smell quite fragrant" the worker said to him, yet he thought this was an ironic comment and did not respond. he waited for a good minute before thinking that he might need to get back home to his family when the worker came back with a small wrecking ball and absolutely neutered the employee. The employee, now sterility angry steamed out of the building with his scrotum in a twist. He thought the worker did this out of rage due to the fact that he chose not to respond to the worker's comment. However, this was actually the Penis Inspectors Chicago headquarters, and the "ball-busting" that he had ordered had successfully been delivered. the worker, seeing the employee steam out thought the employee had a kink and ignored him passive-aggressively. Several more of these events would take place, and tension was rising between the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors. There needed to be some discussion and debates else this would escalate, some parties wanted more stores to open near rival stores. Luckily, they were both compliant and the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors arranged the Geneva Convention II, albeit it was not hosted in the Geneva in Switzerland but instead the Geneva in Illinois. the convention was a large gathering. Even the CEOs of both cartels attended the meeting. The Main focus of the conference was to install unending peace and prosperity for both of the companies' divisions in Chicago but it seemed to only lead to more division. the Regional Managers of the Chicago Divisions both wanted a different view of how chicago would look. Huey_Freeman01, Regional Manager of the Chicago Poop Dealers wished to Divide Chicago evenly between the two companies, therefore no more incidents would occur. But the Regional Manager of the Chicago Penis Inspectors [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] wanted the Poop Dealers out of Chicago as the Penis Inspectors had tried even harder than the Poop Dealers to enter into the drug cartel ring. The Debate lasted an entire minecraft day and it was ruled at the end by Judge Pierronus21 that a straight line divide the control of chicago between the two companies, and you couldn't install new stores in the other companies' "territory", the Poop Dealers were very fond of this change, but a mass of the Penis Inspectors were angered by Pierronus21's decision, mostly as the poop dealers weren't forced out of Chicago, Pierronus21 had said that a violation of the Geneva Convention would mean state intervention and forced kicking of the offending parties' shops from Chicago along with the rest of Illinois, so it wouldn't make much sense to go ahead and violate it. oh, but in the gangster business, its about making money, not sense.		the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors historically made first contact when an minimum-wage employee of the Poop Dealers of Chicago was finishing up his shift minus the f and decided to take a walk around town. he went up north when he saw an enchanting windowsill. he originally regarded it as a porn store and went inside thinking thus so. He looked at the menu and suggested the "ball-busting" option just for kicks, addressing it as receiving a weird sex tape. He paid but was directed over to a special chair. he complied and sat down, a towel was laid around him. "you smell quite fragrant" the worker said to him, yet he thought this was an ironic comment and did not respond. he waited for a good minute before thinking that he might need to get back home to his family when the worker came back with a small wrecking ball and absolutely neutered the employee. The employee, now sterility angry steamed out of the building with his scrotum in a twist. He thought the worker did this out of rage due to the fact that he chose not to respond to the worker's comment. However, this was actually the Penis Inspectors Chicago headquarters, and the "ball-busting" that he had ordered had successfully been delivered. the worker, seeing the employee steam out thought the employee had a kink and ignored him passive-aggressively. Several more of these events would take place, and tension was rising between the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors. There needed to be some discussion and debates else this would escalate, some parties wanted more stores to open near rival stores. Luckily, they were both compliant and the Poop Dealers and Penis Inspectors arranged the Geneva Convention II, albeit it was not hosted in the Geneva in Switzerland but instead the Geneva in Illinois. the convention was a large gathering. Even the CEOs of both cartels attended the meeting. The Main focus of the conference was to install unending peace and prosperity for both of the companies' divisions in Chicago but it seemed to only lead to more division. the Regional Managers of the Chicago Divisions both wanted a different view of how chicago would look. Huey_Freeman01, Regional Manager of the Chicago Poop Dealers wished to Divide Chicago evenly between the two companies, therefore no more incidents would occur. But the Regional Manager of the Chicago Penis Inspectors [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] wanted the Poop Dealers out of Chicago as the Penis Inspectors had tried even harder than the Poop Dealers to enter into the drug cartel ring. The Debate lasted an entire minecraft day and it was ruled at the end by Judge Pierronus21 that a straight line divide the control of chicago between the two companies, and you couldn't install new stores in the other companies' "territory", the Poop Dealers were very fond of this change, but a mass of the Penis Inspectors were angered by Pierronus21's decision, mostly as the poop dealers weren't forced out of Chicago, Pierronus21 had said that a violation of the Geneva Convention would mean state intervention and forced kicking of the offending parties' shops from Chicago along with the rest of Illinois, so it wouldn't make much sense to go ahead and violate it. oh, but in the gangster business, its about making money, not sense.