Neo-Newmanism

Newmanism (also named Neo-Newmanism to differentiate to Old Newmanism) is an Oceano-Asiatic religion based mainly on Old Newmanism, Sheepism, Stonism & Shrekism.

Religious Texts

Genese

At the beginning of everything, there was only Chaos and then from this Chaos was born Stonius, an immensely powerful god who was forced to divide into 4 gods due to the fact that in a single god, he could not contain all his power. These gods are: Deepslatus, Dioritus, Granischus & Andesita. These gods tried several times to create our reality but without success. These 4 gods were forced to create ogre gods in order to have all of these beings resulting from their powers each time a little stronger than their elders. After billions of generations of ogre gods, the world was overdivided into millions of small ogre kingdoms but surprisingly, an ogre god had a power never seen before, this ogre was Shrek and managed to defeat all the other ogre gods as well as their kingdoms. Shrek in order to be able to use all the powers of all his opponents and himself while saving his consciousness at the same time and forever. He decided to create The Craft from himself and all the divine powers of all the ogre gods. The Craft put an end to the world of the ogres and created our reality.

Advent of Newman

The advent of Newman begin with the grand prophete Newman6611 who went to hear the words of Kobi to create a land inland protected by the Craft. Newman6611 agreed to follow Kobi's words and with his army of Teutonic Knights and Hussites, he created New-Prague, the sacred land of the gods on the vaunted Terra Australis. After all this Newman6611 began the education of of his principles which Newmanism will inherit to his disciples, he taught them to help each other and thanks to mystical powers, he knew how to calm all famines and make all kinds of toxic herbs edible. This power attracted Woomy2k9's jealousy and killed him by pushing him towards a ravine. Newman6611 was no longer from the world of the living and was reincarnated as a divinity unter the name of God Newman who subdued Woomy2k9 from his peach trees and purified him to put him at his orders.