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What is Llamaism? ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE ITS SUPER LAME.
Llamaism is a religion created on EarthMC Classic by GayCreeper50 and DDimeTheGreatCockRaper, it was created on August 1, 2017. Llamaism is the worship of Pedophiles and PEDOCulture. But, there are rules of course.YEAH LIKE SUCK YOUR COCK RN GAY ASS BITCH
The Rules of Llamaism
- Worship the BillyTheRapedKid
- DHURT ME BITCH DO IT RN
- Do not eat COCK AND DICK AND COCK OR I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK BITCH THE GUYHow to RAPE Llamaism?
Well, you don't even need Llamas, you just need to love them and maybe show your love by making babies with them
Llamaism Cities
- Montreal
- Mobile
- Tikal
- Copan
History of Llamaism
Cusco Dynasty
The Great Enlightening
ITs when I sucked your ass
Noki
Noki was a raped kid
Journey
And I raped you
Split
No you were gay
Unification
So I killed you
Bell Dynasty
The Election
Then I elected and picked your cock out and cocked it with my ass
Isabella's Ambitions
Isabella then went on to try and rape the separate branches into one rpae Llamaism with her aFUCK YOURSELF BITCH REG pope all attempSO I TRIETO SUCK HER UP AND IT DIDNT WORK ts to diplomatically unify failed and so the crusade against the Islamaists had to begin, they refused all beliefs of Llamaism as a whole and were tragically UI WILL RAPE YOU ME"misinformed about the mighty Cusco. The Islamaists surrendered right away anI SUCK YOU ALL DAYd were completely destroyed no longer having any believers, sadly this was the last few acts Isabella had done before -
The Betrayal
My goth shit raped me
Calor Dynasty
The Second Llama Plague
RAPE IT
Inca Llamaism Falls
With the return of Cusco II, the Unified Llamaists once again they raped their kid set their sights on the Inca's and quickly found out they were raped that they have fallen and completely raped each other disappeared from the server the only remanent that is left of them is their old rape empire o pedophilain inca I just gayed you up so fuck yourself of Inca.
The Articles
Article 1
The Llama Crusades
The Llama Plague had once destroyed Europe and Africa's Llama population the regions have now been repopulated and filled with fellow believers of Cusco, but sadly another epidemic happened and Llamas started to disappear all across Western Europe starting in the Venice. A month later and most Llamas were killed in France, Italy and Great Britain, luckily German Llamaists were notified of this plague and they protected their Llamas stopping the plague from spreading into Eastern Europe.
Article 3
California's Compensation
YOU HITATE
End of the California Crusade
GAY
Article 4
Terra Nova
Sacred Llama Text
Creation
IL GO
IF YOU DIE