Quebecese

Quebecese is a near-unintelligible language spoken by citizens of the nation Quebec is originally a French derived language but became mixed in with aspects of Scottish and Avalonese. today it resembles no known language. there is no cure

History

Modern Quebecese

Modern Quebecese (or just called Quebecese for simplicity) is the main and only language spoken by Quebec. it consists of an infinite amount of letters and is read aloud significantly different than it is written. Modern Quebecese evolved from the original french-speaking settlers being employed by the Scottish to settle a nation in the brutal arctic of Canada. Many Scotch joined the cause and the languages mingled. much later, after the nation was of a power. They got the blunt force of 2 of the 5 Pissism Crusades after primary repressentitive and estimated egyptian himself Scorpionxxz proclaimed the word of Bruh several times in Avalon's discord. In response, many proud Avalonese Pissists rounded up their pink concrete and placed several Pee-Pees around Quebec's spawn as tradition withhold. Soon after, Quebec surrendured and many Avalonese later immigrated into Queerbecan society. blending the languages even more.

An example of Modern Quebecese thus follows:

Quebecese: "Ðill-lvдo blázniꝛvá nenáдvisť. Kekwǝdykoľvek idǝmid дe-ðoŋð Cavwr Awval-lloŋ, poozrie sajiji ŋastpt mðwňa. Hrowzbaê. N'emŋôžwe'ǝm ðawiodp dočkaťt, až buꝛdê odstránenǝý"

English: "i freaking hate Dildo's dildo. every time i go to Avalon's spawn i see it, staring down at me. menacingly. i cannot wait for the day it is destroyed"

Old Quebecese

Old Quebecese was the predecessor language to Modern Quebecese, the language so complicated and annoying to use that the literal people who made it dropped the language to seek a slightly more simple version. As it wasn't in effect for long not too many records are kept for the language. It is almost treated as the bastard-child of the Queerbecers

An example of Old Quebecese thus follows:

Old Quebecese: "╎  ̸̛̪̯̫̩͎̖̘̘̺̣̌̾͂͋ ̷͚̿̾̓ ̴̬̫͓͕͚͗ ̸̡̤͈̤̹̭̈́ ̷̧̼̭̮͉̯̥̰̟̲̫͊̌ ̵͈̤͚̣́̾̒̀̈́̍̌ ̷̪̥͕̳͛̓̐́̏́̾̔̅͛͂͝͝ͅ ̴̨̮̺͓͇̠̱̖͂́͗̇͐̚͘͝͠⎓̸̧̝̏͂̃D∷̸̡̹̭̖͇̗͇̘͊̀͒͊͛̐͠ᒷ̷̤̺̰̪́́͂̽́̎͘ͅᔑ̵͔̜͔͖̯͎̪̼̣̉͆͛̽̈͑̎̇ ̶̡͎̺̰̤͔̥̱͓͔̻̔̀̔̊̀̎͘̚ ̵̡̛͉̯̹̰̳̞̩̘͔́̀̂͗̀̈́̈́̎╎̶̡͕̰͙͚̼̮̜͇̺͚͗͑̓̃͂́͒͆̈͗̽̕ͅリ̶̛̯̰̰̝̘̱͑̔͂̄̾͋̎͗̅̑͠͠⊣̶̺͔̞̼͔͈̭͛̚͝ ̸̺̫̣̑̓͗͗̊̏̈́͐̉̌⍑̶̧̡̛̫̫̥̪͚͕̫̼̱̩͈̻̾̇̎ᔑ̶̫̺̼̰͚̪͉̞̤̭̉͆̃́͊̌̄͗͜͜ℸ̷̟͌͒͐ ̵̯̮͎͐͗̿͑̃͋̅̓̕̕ ̶̜̤̰̂́̍̀̈̑ᒷ̶̥̦̙̫̯̪͆̂̀̔͒̈́͜ ̸̧̛͕̭̪̹͇͙̦̘̪̤̅͒̍̈́̇͝�̸̩̝͉͓̟̈̌͛̓͋͆̉͋̽͒̋͆͝�̴̨̬̖͓̯̀̂̒͆͋͝ ̶͇̙̬̝͎̲̻̞̐̈́╎̵͍̦̱̼̘̃͆́̕͠ꖎ̵̧̢̖̻̮̗̤͍͙̪̳̲͎̽̀̂̃͑̌͗̓͂̽͊͋͋͘↸̸̡̛͍̬̘̗̻̣̤̣̭͍̖̝̎̽͂͗̄͒̔̐̋̅͌͌͘�̵͙̞̈̑̿̏̀̈́̅͂̈́�̶̮͋̿̈́̍̚'̶̬̎̒̍̉̈́̈́͐͘͘ᓭ̶̧̧͇͇̦͈̲̯͐͗̏̒͠ ̵̗͖̗̘̹̪͇̟̦͕̰͙̋̓͐̆̆̇̐͜͝͠ ̸̨̱͓̼̱͚̥͙̎͊̍̄̋͒̚͝͝͠ ̷̛̛̼͈̟͙̝̈̎͒̾͂̅̊̄̿͛͝͠↸̴̡̼̯͓̩̖͎̩͈̘͙͉͗̈̓╎̵̧̨̛̫̯̼͈̩̖̫̈́͂̑͌̆͛̌̌̄̀͆̕̚ꖎ̴̨͈̥̠̯͙̓̓̓̐↸̸̨̲̤͖͈̥̹̗̹̂͂̉͜�̴̬͍͉̟̝̻̭̝̃̈́̐͊̎͐̊̎͗͑͘�̴̣̅̽I.̴̞̣͎̖̟̜͓̼̼̈̃̉̋̒͑̂̂̂̑ ̴̘̦̼̥̞̯͙̮̼͊ᒷ̸̧̰̮̃͆̎̂̉̋͂̽͠ ̸̟̓͒͗̽̓͠⍊̶̥̼̥̦̲̘͇͎̺͌͗̅̆̒̆̓͆͌́͂̕͜͝͝ᒷ̶̨̼̝̬̬̰̳̩͉̃̇̅̀͆̀͛̀͘͝͝∷̷̩̎|̴̮̜͕̌͂̀͘̚|̴̡̢̢̜̤͖̼̭͓̳̗̟̰͇͛͂̔́̉̚͠ ̵̨̛̛̛̟̠͐̏̆̋̐̾͋̀̄͠ℸ̶̧̤̬̥̦̜̦̼̖̩̖͐͠ ̴̢̨̙̖̭͈̳̘̟̖̻̳̬̘͂̃̔͆̀͗̄̃̈́̊̚͝ ̴̡̛̱̗̯͓̝̠̇̽̀̓̎̒̕͘̚̕͘͝͠╎̷̢̙̞̪̥̱̉͂̕͜͝ᒲ̴̨̨̻͖̺̈́͐̔̒̈́̈́͘͘ᒷ̸̰̼̼̔ ̵͔͎͈̤̺̱̰̪̰̤̺͗͆̽͒̓̑̎̈́̽̀̓͝ͅ╎̷̀̊͜ ̷͔̲̙͕̬͍̮͚͖̰͇̭̊͌͋̂̋̀̓͝͝⊣̷̖̬̩̐̆̂̓́̎̌̅͊̉͝�̷̗̙͔̫̪̘͊͊̉�̵̨̧̞̝̦̞̦̽̎͂͋̄̀̒̋͘̚ͅ ̸̨̢̃̅̅̊̓̑̓̊͆̀̈͒̕͝ℸ̸̛̗̝̖̜͕̯̠̥͊͆͜ ̶̢̙̺̱̙͚̜̝͕̈́̀́ ̸̭͘�̸̩̃̾͂̇�̵̲̬̙͎͒̓̑͊̂̀͛͗̉ ̵̲̦̩̥͕̻͎̠̮̌͒͒̂̀̓̇́̇͋̅ͅ�̴̡̧̢̞̼̬͚͇̺̟̌̂̈́͆̐̈́͊͘͜͠�̶͕͊͋̾̐̒̐̕⍊̵͓̊̏̍̀̂́̾Lᔑ̸̨̨̯̞̜̝̠͍̮̪̫̬̈́̍͊͋̓͆̈́̋̓͜͜͝ꖎ̶̳̭̦̮̪͕͇̹̎̃͗́̆̉͌̈́̌͗̈́͆̇͝ͅͅͅ�̴̛͓̳͓̻̹́̐̍̂͒̀̚̕̚�̴̡̙̫̙̥̭͔͎͎̟̞̏̈́͑͐̿̌̆̓̎リ̴̩̦͖̫͍͉̖̜́̄́̎̑͋͑͑̀͗̈̅͘͜ͅͅ'̶̧͔̼̗̘̪̝͉̓̾͜ᓭ̶̨̡̛̝̠̘̮̤̘̯̥̘̻̅͌̋̋̆͋ͅ ̸̢̙̖̬͓̰̦̲͍͇͚͒̈́͒̎ͅᓭ̷̳͈̦̞̗̱̻̖̋̾̆͒̒̀̂̌!̶̨̢̭̥̜͕̦̐͒͋̚͜¡̵̡̢̨͚͙̥̬̈͂̆͑͛̅͆̔͊̕͝͝ᔑ̷̱͖̯͓͕̠̦̦͍͍̰̲̜͒̃́̈ͅ∴̴͕̹͇̩̼̪̝͈̣̪͖̮̹͎̓̉̀͆̆͘リ̷͈̯̹͉͈̮̾̽̉ ̵͇͉̲̮̜̯̟͓̋̏̅͠╎̷̧̘̱̯̯̎͛̿̇́͂̈́͑́̒̕ ̵̛̼̌͝ᓭ̵̞͇̬͈͇̥̱̙̯̬̺̗̂̈́ᒷ̷̤̲̤̙͙͎̘̮̯̟̟̪͑̆͜͜ᒷ̷̹͇̭͎̀̊̇͝ ̶͖̺͉̞̯͖͗̈̑̎̓̿̂̀̍͑̔̕╎̷̢̻͓̠͕̩̋̊̒͒̍̅̏̽͜ℸ̶̦̤͇̳̥̩̩̲̺̇̒̏͊͘͜ ̵̬̞̼͉͐̎̓̓̉̓̾͆̃̑̆ ̵͉̝͎͉̳̙̉͜,̶̢̓̈́̈́̒̇̌̓͛͝ ̸͇̗̙͈̯̣̜̗̻̯͙͐̽̌͜͝ᓭ̸͍̤͙̰̺͉͖̪͎̑̓ℸ̸͉̣̜̳̥̙̙͔͉̻͆̀̓̎̐͋̓͗̅̚͝͠ͅ ̴̢̜̘͙̹̣̥̙̳̬̤͔̱̙́́̽͗́͆̄̿̒̕͠͠ ̸͖͎͛͗̏͑̈́̄̂̂͌̄͗ᔑ̸̢̥͍̤͋͌̎̍̈́͂͌̔̉͋̀̾͘͝D∷̸̢̢̡̢̺͖̫͍̤̜̝̫̫̉̑̔̒̇̃̽̒̕͘͘͠͝╎̴͉̼͉̍͋̄̄͆̏̀̄̃ͅリ̷̡̲̝͓̼̯͕͙̻̈́̾̀̂̔̌̆́̄̽̒́͠⊣̶̨̳͔̙͉͕̝̰̰͙͖̮̠̓͂ ̷̼̫̘̯͚̫̃̂̉͛̊̌̈́͘͝↸̶͚̝̻̰̒̆̎̊̇̊̚͝͝�̴̢̡͚͖͕̦̭̪͉̬̗̬̠͊̈́̉̊́͑͘͜�̶̣̹̣͈̗̳̬̻̳̓̊͑̈́̂̂͜∴̸̧̡͔̺͕̤͕̪̤̮͎̔͌͂̃̓̈́̕̚͝リ̷͖̺̋͒͂̄̀͐͊̓͒̿͐͝ ̷̡̡̼͈͔̖̰͕͍̱̖͗̅̾̉̅́̊̚͜ᔑ̷̡̢͉͈̖͖͙͔͑̈́͆͆̈́̿͋̐̈̕͝ℸ̶̡̣̺̫͖̲̟̘̖͕̻̫̓̈̓͛̉̿͂̚͠͠͠ ̴̢͔̮̦͙̞̦͓̣͕̲̱̯̆͐̇͌͆̑̐̅͠͠ ̸̨͓̘͇̳̅ ̸̡̱̩̣͇͉͍̻̻͖͑͂͆̓̍̆̍̒̚͜͠ᒲ̶̬͔͒͑̋̔̍̔͆̈̚͜ᒷ̴̧̫̩̄͂́̈̒̓̐̾̋͒̚͘.̴̢͔̞͓̩̤͓̝̾͐ ̴̡̣̲̱̟͈̘̣̬̫͍̼̫̊̈́̈́́̍̋̋̀̓͜͝͝ᒲ̸̙̗̦̙͖̳͔̬̠͙̻̖̾̓Oᒷ̸̛͚̯̈́̂̈̈́̌͗̈́̎̒̅̾͗͘リ̸͉̠̻̙̖͌̒̃̓̂̿̅́̚͘ᔑ̵̛̮̲̅̅̆̈́͒̍̃̈́͠ᓵ̶̡̞̝̯͗̇̍̃̿̑͆̀╎̴̦̋̇̎͝リ̷̛̦͓̜͍̦̳̣̬̍̌̄̓̊̈́͛͋̃͒͝ͅ⊣̵̨̠̥͛̓̌̋͒͆̓̎ꖎ̴̧̧̳͖͚̗͈̮̯̑̓̈́̎̈͊̚|̷̘̝̤̤͎͓̤̮̩͎̖̥̀̔̎͜|̶̦͙͍̳̗̫͆̆͋̔̈́͗̈̕.̶̥̤̤͔̫̪̲̂̍̉̈́̄̏́ͅ ̵̺̫̯͚͍̬͊͒̄̑̑̀╎̷̨͓͙̦̯̣̱͎͚̰̖͓͙̈́̈͌̌̆̑̓̓̂͋ͅ ̴̺͔̙͚̬̟̈͗̾͋̈́̑̇͛͐̇̚ᓵ̸̧͚̦̲͓̄́̏̀̀̑͊̾̈́̊̀͜͠ᔑ̵̡͔̠͖͔̈̀͊͌̎͆̎̂̀̈́̀̈́͠͠リ̸̡̛̳̥͓̬̓リ̴̧̣͖̭̪͈͕͇̥͚͔͓̽̈́̈͌̆͊͒̃͜�̸̨̡͙̼͚̲͈̘̻̫̹͌�̶̛͕̿̾̅͂̐͒͐͐͗͛͒̃ℸ̵̧̧̛̫̙͉̪͚̑̈̔́̓̆̓̐̿͂͘͜ ̵̧̡̡̗͇̣̘̥͎̺̼̝̲̈̆͊͆̄̉̓͐̆̊ ̸̢̧̢̟͔͓̟͚̺̺͌͠͠ ̶̘͒̽̈̒̏̃̎̄̋́̍̕͘ ̴̢̣̗̫͈̜̹̖͕́͝ ̸̢̰̙̿̌̊͒͗∴̵̡̺̘̭̜͇̻̈́̇̅̌̍̑̂̋̈̾̉̀̾ᔑ̵̨̠̖͈̮͚̥̗̋̊́̚╎̵̤̲̳̙̹̩̓̾̔̾̃̔̊̓̓͛͒̾ℸ̴̧̝͗͛͊̈́͑̓̀̍̉̅̿͜͝ ̸̢̨͚̠̖͖̺͉̞͈̝̮̓͆̏̋̿͐̃͑͜͜ ̸̨̧̲̦̱͉̲͓̪̭̥͑̂͌̓̀̓͆́̀̀̇̾̕ͅ ̴̧̗͈̭̲̲̯̮̞̀̇̆⎓̶͚̣̭̠̲̪̩̙̻̏͐̽̒͌͂̒̀̏̑̌�̷̡̡̜̙̩̩̠̻̹̘̩͕̫͗̈́͊̆̌͊̂�̸̛͉͓̮͎̐̏̀͂͛͘͝∷̵̧̢̱̣̣̩͍̤̟̞̞̃̂͝͝ͅ ̴͉̹͈͍͖̆͑̒̾̇̒̇̔̒̊̚̕͘ℸ̵̡̣͔̜̙̞̪͎̻͖̩͕̀̂̀̎́̃̑͒́̅̎ ̶̦͉͉̇̽̿̽͌ ̵̢̯̖̲͔̘͎̺̰͇̰̫̺̓̃̈̂͊͝͝⍑̵̝͔̭͚̟̳͋̀̄̀̊͆̓̌̈́ͅᒷ̴̢͉͓͓̦̭̫̰̰̼̼͋̓̿̎̇̔̓͆̍̎̿ͅ ̶̢͓̖̣̠̙̯̲͊̉̉̆̎̐͋̈́̎͊̈́͘͝ͅ↸̴̛̛̯͈̱͛̈̏̑͒́̍ᔑ̶̪̜̠̜̖̃̏|̴̡̯̺͚̞̱̑̀̋͌̿͝ͅ|̷̨̲͉̎ ̵̡̡̢̫͚͛̈́́̽͒̆̂͘╎̸̛͓̼͙̻̮͖̼̫̺̲͙͗̓͐́̆͐̑͘͠͝ℸ̶̬͍͋̉͂̆̆̋̽̔̽̈́̽̕̕͝ ̴̢̘͍̲̖̙͚̩̺͆̏̓̈́̑̎̕͘͝ ̷̺̼̎͘ ̷̗̤̹̤̫̄̅̉͊̅́̌̄̅̕╎̸͉̗̠̫̟̺̬̙̝̮͓̟̍̆̒̎̀̃̄ᓭ̸̼̘̼͕̀͗̂̋̀͂ͅ ̶̡̛̛̦̼͍͍̬̹̙̇̆̂̓̇͊͊̋͛̓͜͜ ̸̻̬̙̺̹͉̟̹̞͉̤̫̱͛̽̓͂̆̄̽͑̊͊̌̎̄ͅ ̶̨̨͉̳̦͈̳̖͚̩̰̥͓̖́↸̵̨͍̼̬̮͉͗̎̊̀͐͆͑͒̊̍ᒷ̵̬̹͚̄ᓭ̵̢̮̣̺̲̭̉̊̎ℸ̴͔͎̂̑̂̇̎̈́́͝ ̶̧͇̓̎̂͊̋̓ ̸͍̲̙̜̃̿̓̋͗͛̀͛̓̓̊̏͑͠∷̴̳̲̥̲͎̀̓̀͋̋̐̾̄͆̕�̴͙̺͍͇̩̈́́̃̕�̸̧̧̛͓̟̺̻̩̦̬̐̈́̄̎̏̄͜͜|̸̧̝̥̥͚̞̱͎̟̼͇͑͋͗̀͐̂͐͠|̴̧̞̭͈͉̰̭͈̦͗̑́́̿͘͜ᒷ̴̢͖̫̦̲̗̦͕͎̜̙̰̯̅͐͗́̐̍̈́̓̈̍͘͝ͅ↸̴̛̥̹̘̱̀͑̈́͆́̉̍̐̀͌͑̍͠"

English: "i freaking hate Dildo's dildo. every time i go to Avalon's spawn i see it, staring down at me. menacingly. i cannot wait for the day it is destroyed"