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The Waddenzee Grand Hall (Jeard Boarjatset-Beorsele Waddenisc) is the main -and only- building in Waddenzee and is the tallest inhabited building of the low-countries. It is still being modified today.
History
Early Construction
Stolen materials from Poland included Stone Bricks, that were used extensively for the new canal to re-islandify Teksel. Most of such materials were left over, and construction of some sort of fort began in mid-August.
Re-style and Construction of the Tower
The walls looked bear, so the texture and materials changed to echo the castle of Atlantis- except better. More arrow-holes and look-out towers were built all around to continue to fortify the Grand Hall, in which a nether portal was constructed. At this point, the Polish materials ran out -some of which stolen by MapleVK- so the construction was slowed and stone bricks had to be made by smelting cobblestone then crafting the bricks by hand.
Consecration of the first Shrekist Temple
As the upper-level began to be inhabited by the citizens of Waddenzee, the tower's construction was seen as completed- but short. So, a second turret was devised and constructed by GrasBlok who promptly left because loyalty is dead in 2021 (the American bugger) and the ugly wiry thing on top was left. Nevertheless, the construction of the temple went ahead, and on the 24th of August the Church of Saint Reviewbrah was consecrated.
Early Military History
Since the consecration of the temple, the conversion of Saxony and the such, attention was drawn to the Shrekist faith and a very minor Pissist crusade was launched against Waddenzee in the following days- which failed. Since then, several labradorian mayors have been able to sneak into the building, and fortification was greatly increased. So much so, in fact, that the hall was officially closed to the public because people don't deserve nice things.
The Building
The Dining Hall and Forum
The lowest level is a room for festivities, dining and law-making, basically the centre of all Waddenish decisions. It is the oldest part of the building, and used to be larger before the main fort was split in two
The Quarters
(Redacted by the People's Republic of Waddenzee)
The Temple of Saint Reviewbrah
The temple, the oldest in existence, was consecrated on the 24th of August to honour the good Shrekist Knight of Light, Reviewbrah ReportOfTheWeek. At it's altar, buried below the floorboards are holy relics such as the brah's Blue Chalice, suit collection and Popeye's bad Butterfly shrimp he ate that fateful day of Summer 2017.