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== | == Jing's autobiography == | ||
As you may have seen from my portrait I am a very young and bright man. Now let me tell you my story. It all started when I was born in Kabi where I was the first person to get a eyestretch. For many years people have had problems identifying the difference between Mexicans, Indians, and asians and so they decided to come up with a solution which is to give all babies at birth a surgery called a eyestretch. I was the first person in history to get one. In my early life I'd swing on bamboo vines and my parents would say Jing get off! You're gonna get hurt and I said "I'm gonna reach new heights" and later on I became the empires of China. I remember back when my little sisters Nina would poke me with chopsticks after dinner as a little game. And my brother Mr. Wu would always be hacking on his computer with chopsticks. Now I am the emperor of Jing and working on my palace building it myself Brock by brick to become the greatest empires of China. Also I recently adopted a pet chimp named Travis. | |||
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Jing's autobiography
As you may have seen from my portrait I am a very young and bright man. Now let me tell you my story. It all started when I was born in Kabi where I was the first person to get a eyestretch. For many years people have had problems identifying the difference between Mexicans, Indians, and asians and so they decided to come up with a solution which is to give all babies at birth a surgery called a eyestretch. I was the first person in history to get one. In my early life I'd swing on bamboo vines and my parents would say Jing get off! You're gonna get hurt and I said "I'm gonna reach new heights" and later on I became the empires of China. I remember back when my little sisters Nina would poke me with chopsticks after dinner as a little game. And my brother Mr. Wu would always be hacking on his computer with chopsticks. Now I am the emperor of Jing and working on my palace building it myself Brock by brick to become the greatest empires of China. Also I recently adopted a pet chimp named Travis.
External Affairs
At the very dawn of Jing, enemies were made for the most bizzare of reasons.
Most notably, ego_sum_jeffum attempted to tear it apart because it wasn't communist, and when he failed, he kept antagonizing the dynasty by publicly accusing it of being a dictatorship with no evidence to back himself up.
Another self-declared enemy was Saigo Takamori, who threatens to invade Korea, and threatens to push into the rest of Jing territory. Like ego_sum_jeffum, he too represents the bare opposite of the rest of his country.
ItsChickenHead attempted to pull a Praxis on Jing territory by wedging a city in between Ye and Jianye with his alt. This prompted expanding Jianye so far north there was no room to make Nanjing any longer.
Internal Affairs
The Tai state requested to become independent. The request was granted. Taiwan later formed the nation of the USTN with Seaterrica.