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==== The Realization ====

''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.''

''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." If No_Jewtsu finds all shrines Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.''

==== The 1st Jewtsuism Chruch and Conversion ====

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== Official Practices of Jewtsuism ==

Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit ~~the~~ shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/

Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit a shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/

== Information About Jewtsuism ==

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# Invite

"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo"

"Conversion Whisper" - "Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo"

There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine

== Prophets of Jewtsuism ==

* No_Jewtsu

== Who Follows Jewtsuism ==

* Town of Los Angeles

== How to Follow Jewtsuism? ==

You have to go through the '''"Journey of Conversion" '''which is a journey you must take in order to follow Jewtsuism.

==== To Start Conversion ====

The journey is hard depending on where you are settled in the world. There is a total of 3 shrines only in the Americas (Only 1 discovered). You must go to one shrine and pay 1 emerald to the shrine chest. After you pay one emerald you must say the "Conversion Whisper" ("Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo") in the global chat. Once you do these two steps you are successfully converted.

==== After Conversion ====

After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. '''If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.'''

== Shrines and Shrine Locations ==

The First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain

The Second Shrine: Not Discovered

The Third Shrine: Not Discovered

== Pics ==

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 ==== <u>The Realization</u> ====
-''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.''
+''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." If No_Jewtsu finds all shrines Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.''
 ==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuism Chruch and Conversion</u> ====
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 == Official Practices of Jewtsuism ==
-Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit the shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/
+Being a follower of Jewtsuism is a lot of work. You must do a daily grind of at least an hour. Visit a shrine and pay one stone the the shrine chest. To worship Jewtsu you must say the "Forbidden Whisper" in text chat or voice chat/
 == Information About Jewtsuism ==
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 # Invite
 "Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo"
+"Conversion Whisper" - "Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo"
 There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine
+== Prophets of Jewtsuism ==
+* No_Jewtsu
 == Who Follows Jewtsuism ==
 * Town of Los Angeles
+== How to Follow Jewtsuism? ==
+You have to go through the '''"Journey of Conversion" '''which is a journey you must take in order to follow Jewtsuism.
+==== <u>To Start Conversion</u> ====
+The journey is hard depending on where you are settled in the world. There is a total of 3 shrines only in the Americas (Only 1 discovered). You must go to one shrine and pay 1 emerald to the shrine chest. After you pay one emerald you must say the "Conversion Whisper" ("Foxtrot uniform charlie kilo - mic echo") in the global chat. Once you do these two steps you are successfully converted.
+==== <u>After Conversion</u> ====
+After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. '''If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.'''
+== Shrines and Shrine Locations ==
+The First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain
+The Second Shrine: Not Discovered
+The Third Shrine: Not Discovered
 == Pics ==

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