Midwest Llamaism

The Split

Midwest Llamaism
Date Created	July, 7th, 2017
Holy Land	Noki Lake
Sacred Items	Wheat
Sin Items	Chicken
Past popes	Cusco I Cusco II Llama Lumi I Llamia I Sonne Cusco III Cusco IV Cusco V Llamia II Cusco VI Cusco VII Cusco VIII Cusco IX Llamia III, Beets, Kanata, Peter II

Midwest Llamaism was the first Llama religion in Canada. It was made after the death of the first Canadian Llama who was shot by the mayor of PEI(Prince Edwards Island). Afterwards, the Canadians got a new Llama to Anticosti Island named Cusco II and were the prophet for many years until he retired once the capital of Canada was no longer Anticosti and a new prophet needed to be found. Llamaism was an unofficial religion for a while and then sadly before it became an official religion a new type of Llamaism appeared, Northwest Llamaism was made and declares they are the true Llamaists so for a long time of peace and unity between all Llamaists has ended and a crusade shall be held between the two ideologies to see who is the only and true Llamaist religion.

The Second Split

After the declaration of Lumi II stepping down the retired mother of Midwest Llamaism Soone was gaining a lot of popularity with the other Michigander Llamas and so they declared their own religion once again.

The Rules of Midwest Llamaism

• Worship the Holy Llama God
• Do not hurt the current pope or any past popes

Sacred Llama Text

Creation

In the beginning, there was nothing but end particles crashing into one another until suddenly a light started to fade all the darkness into the corners of the world and in that light came The Golden Shovel. The Golden Shovel cleansed the air of darkness he made the lands that our nations are on, he made the caverns that the creepers creep in, he made the oceans where the squids swim. Finally, he made all of the kind, all animals, Pigs, Sheep, Cows, Bats, Parrots, Wolfs and much more that wondered the world in peace. The Shovel noticed something so horrific he didn't know what to do he witnessed something breaking the world. He saw the first player cutting down a tree and making a crafting table The Shovel did all he could think to do to combat this thing he made the mobs. Creepers, Skeletons Zombies!

The Player evolved to means of stopping them, it made weaponry to combat the monsters. The Golden Shovel gave up and players plagued the world. He watched as they built empires and fought each other ruining the terrain he worked hard on, one day as the shovel was sitting above the cloud level watching the players team up on a communist nation he struck down a lightning bolt in anger and hit a Llama named Cusco that was being guided to a city called Anticosti, the players blamed one of their own for causing the incident the shovel felt great regret for killing something he created so he took a rib from the Llamas corpse and created a new Llama in Cusco's image named Cusco II, Cusco II then lived in Anticosti having a nice quiet life. Yet one side effect of using Cusco's rib for revival was that the bloodline would seem to be sacred to some players and they thought all Llamas were almighty beings, needed to be protected and worshipped.

Article 1

The Llama Crusades

Llamaism had a problem and spilt into Midwest Llamaism, and Northwest Llamaism. They started a crusade to see who would be the better Llamaist Religion.

The Great Massacre

At one of the Llama churches, a person committed an act of murder on some holy Llamas

The Second Llama Crusades

Llamaism has once again split between Northwest and Midwest on 12/29/2017, this time Northwest Llamaism keeps the name of Unified Llamaism because they do not recognize Midwest Llamaism as a real religion but yet they declare a crusade against it.

The Third Llama Crusades

Unified Llamaism was strong and had spread throughout the world, but then someone with new ideas and new plans came along and declared himself the pope. A player pope is unheard of this made a lot of Llamaists upset but some went with him and declared themselves Inca Llamaists.

The Islama Question

A player known by DJMinorMC joined Unified Llamaism but shortly after separated and created Islamaism, Unified Llamaism didn't have any problem until the player got extremely toxic and made a nation that the Llamaists did not agree with.

The New Bloodline

Isabella was elected the new pope after the Cusco bloodline failed at making a new heir for the popedom, Isabella resided in the town of Kingsgate and lived a happy life amongst her fellow Llamas.

The Kingsgate Massacre

Two Californians who we do not speak of slaughtered the Llamas of Kingsgate and with that completely made Creole, Hispanic, and Trans-Bellingham Llamas extinct, nearly killing the Cusco bloodline having only one known survivor of Cusco II. This made Cusco very mad and so the Second Llama Plague started in the name of the Cusco bloodline!

Second Llama Plague

The Llama Plague had once destroyed Europe and Africa's Llama population the regions have now been repopulated and filled with fellow believers of Cusco, but sadly another epidemic happened and Llamas started to disappear all across Western Europe starting in the Venice. A month later and most Llamas were killed in France, Italy and Great Britain, luckily German Llamaists were notified of this plague and they protected their Llamas stopping the plague from spreading into Eastern Europe.

California's Compensation

The anarchists who murdered all of the Llamas in Kingsgate were punished and later kicked from California. A crusade was to continue against one specific person involved named PandaPats, he continued to murder Llamas and it went back and forth with the murdering of Llamas and grand warfare continuing until the government stepped in and decided it was not good to see Canadians fighting over Llamas and demanded a peace treaty be signed.

End of the California Crusade

After many failed hours of negotiations, the government had stepped away and warned us if we continued it would be bad for the community. Two generals which were fighting and the ones who were most affected by the Kingsgate Massacre went into a voice channel and discussed peace terms and eventually they came to an agreement and the Crusade officially ended a week later.