Santacruiser: Difference between revisions
>Santacruiser there lived a certain man, in russia long ago |
>Santacruiser m end me |
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moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand | moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand | ||
== a == | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago | |||
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow | |||
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear | |||
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear | |||
He could preach the Bible like a preacher | |||
Full of ecstasy and fire | |||
But he also was the kind of teacher | |||
Women would desire | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Lover of the Russian queen | |||
There was a cat that really was gone | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Russia's greatest love machine | |||
It was a shame how he carried on | |||
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar | |||
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar | |||
In all affairs of state he was the man to please | |||
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze | |||
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer | |||
Though she'd heard the things he'd done | |||
She believed he was a holy healer | |||
Who would heal her son | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Lover of the Russian queen | |||
There was a cat that really was gone | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Russia's greatest love machine | |||
It was a shame how he carried on | |||
But when his drinking and lusting | |||
And his hunger for power | |||
Became known to more and more people | |||
The demands to do something | |||
About this outrageous man | |||
Became louder and louder | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |||
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies | |||
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" | |||
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms | |||
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms | |||
Then one night some men of higher standing | |||
Set a trap, they're not to blame | |||
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding | |||
And he really came | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Lover of the Russian queen | |||
They put some poison into his wine | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Russia's greatest love machine | |||
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Lover of the Russian queen | |||
They didn't quit, they wanted his head | |||
Ra ra Rasputin | |||
Russia's greatest love machine | |||
And so they shot him 'til he was dead | |||
Oh, those Russians | |||
== b == | |||
baguette, baguette, the word baguette originated in french. in modern english, it indicates the french dish "baguette", which is a type of bread noted for its elongated appearance | |||
== c == | |||
go away, my mommy doesn't like you, unban jewtsu<gallery></gallery> | |||
[[File:D-1576650063.png|left|thumb|220x220px|OH MY GOD ITS MINECRAFT, MINECRAFT IS MY FAVORITE GAME AND IF YOU INSULT IT, I WILL MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THINK YOU APPROVE OF THE EXISTENCE OF PEOPLE LOCATED IN THE COUNTRIES France (60 million native speakers)Canada (7 million native speakers)Belgium (4 million native speakers)Switzerland(2 million native speakers)Congo-KinshasaCongo-BrazzavilleCôte d’IvoireMadagascarCameroonBurkina FasoNigerMaliSenegalHaitiBenin BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLIED WITH THAT FRENCH PERSON THAT LIKES THINGS IN RELATION TO MINECRAFT, YOU ARNTY SMART BECAUSE I AM SO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]] | |||
this was why bruh | |||
== hockey == | |||
i like hockey | |||
== hockey the sequel == | |||
lol no i dont | |||
== d == | |||
function getPlayerTrait(player) { | |||
player = player.toLowerCase() | |||
switch(player) { | |||
case santacruiser: | |||
return "n idiot" | |||
break; | |||
default: | |||
return " genius" | |||
} | |||
} | |||
console.log("They are a" + getPlayerTrait(santacruiser) + "!") | |||
//returns 'They are an idiot!' | |||