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(there lived a certain man, in russia long ago)
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moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand
moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand
== a ==
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
But when his drinking and lusting
And his hunger for power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous man
Became louder and louder
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies
But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us", they kept demanding
And he really came
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him 'til he was dead
Oh, those Russians
== b ==
baguette, baguette, the word baguette originated in french. in modern english, it indicates the french dish "baguette", which is a type of bread noted for its elongated appearance
== c ==
go away, my mommy doesn't like you, unban jewtsu<gallery></gallery>
[[File:D-1576650063.png|left|thumb|220x220px|OH MY GOD ITS MINECRAFT, MINECRAFT IS MY FAVORITE GAME AND IF YOU INSULT IT, I WILL MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THINK YOU APPROVE OF THE EXISTENCE OF PEOPLE LOCATED IN THE COUNTRIES France (60 million native speakers)Canada (7 million native speakers)Belgium (4 million native speakers)Switzerland(2 million native speakers)Congo-KinshasaCongo-BrazzavilleCôte d’IvoireMadagascarCameroonBurkina FasoNigerMaliSenegalHaitiBenin BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLIED WITH THAT FRENCH PERSON THAT LIKES THINGS IN RELATION TO MINECRAFT, YOU ARNTY SMART BECAUSE I AM SO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]]
this was why bruh
== hockey ==
i like hockey
== hockey the sequel ==
lol no i dont
== d ==
function getPlayerTrait(player) {
player = player.toLowerCase()
switch(player) {
case santacruiser:
return "n idiot"
break;
default:
return " genius"
}
}
console.log("They are a" + getPlayerTrait(santacruiser) + "!")
//returns 'They are an idiot!'

Revision as of 22:20, 1 January 2020

moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand

a

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

Oh, those Russians

b

baguette, baguette, the word baguette originated in french. in modern english, it indicates the french dish "baguette", which is a type of bread noted for its elongated appearance

c

go away, my mommy doesn't like you, unban jewtsu

OH MY GOD ITS MINECRAFT, MINECRAFT IS MY FAVORITE GAME AND IF YOU INSULT IT, I WILL MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THINK YOU APPROVE OF THE EXISTENCE OF PEOPLE LOCATED IN THE COUNTRIES France (60 million native speakers)Canada (7 million native speakers)Belgium (4 million native speakers)Switzerland(2 million native speakers)Congo-KinshasaCongo-BrazzavilleCôte d’IvoireMadagascarCameroonBurkina FasoNigerMaliSenegalHaitiBenin BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLIED WITH THAT FRENCH PERSON THAT LIKES THINGS IN RELATION TO MINECRAFT, YOU ARNTY SMART BECAUSE I AM SO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this was why bruh

hockey

i like hockey

hockey the sequel

lol no i dont

d

function getPlayerTrait(player) {

player = player.toLowerCase()

switch(player) {

case santacruiser:

return "n idiot"

break;

default:

return " genius"

}

}

console.log("They are a" + getPlayerTrait(santacruiser) + "!")

//returns 'They are an idiot!'