Jewtsuism
What is Jewtsuism?
Jewtsuism is the belief in grinding. Jewtsuism was created on November 19, 2018 by No_Jewtsu. Followers of Jewtsuism must obey the god of Jewtsu (not No_Jewtsu).
Story of Jewtsuism
The Beginning
No_Jewtsu, the leader of Beijing at the time, saw a strange being up in the clouds. The being told No_Jewtsu, "I am the god of grinding, Jewtsu, I shall enlighten you with the powers of "grinding hard" to have you succeed on the journey to become a rich minecraft politician." No_Jewtsu accepted the thought that he probably has schizophrenia.
The Realization
No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, and 2 leather. No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made that he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near Los Angeles and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". This event was called "The Great Whisper."
Who is Jewtsu?
Jewtsu is a mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of the world of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.
Information About Jewtsuism
"The First Apothegm" - "Grind hard and fast, smoke grass, and eat ass."
"The Second Apothegm" - "If you stop, you get the glock."
"The Three Decrees"
- Grind
- Expand
- Invite
Who Follows Jewtsuism
- Town of Los Angeles