User:Santacruiser

moskau, moskau, wirf de glaser an die wand

a

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine"

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead

Oh, those Russians

b

baguette, baguette, the word baguette originated in french. in modern english, it indicates the french dish "baguette", which is a type of bread noted for its elongated appearance

c

go away, my mommy doesn't like you, unban jewtsu

OH MY GOD ITS MINECRAFT, MINECRAFT IS MY FAVORITE GAME AND IF YOU INSULT IT, I WILL MAKE YOU BURN IN HELL, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THINK YOU APPROVE OF THE EXISTENCE OF PEOPLE LOCATED IN THE COUNTRIES France (60 million native speakers)Canada (7 million native speakers)Belgium (4 million native speakers)Switzerland(2 million native speakers)Congo-KinshasaCongo-BrazzavilleCôte d’IvoireMadagascarCameroonBurkina FasoNigerMaliSenegalHaitiBenin BECAUSE THEY ARE ALLIED WITH THAT FRENCH PERSON THAT LIKES THINGS IN RELATION TO MINECRAFT, YOU ARNTY SMART BECAUSE I AM SO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this was why bruh

hockey

i like hockey,

bobberson07 does too,lol

hey wait what are you doing here go away

I can edit somehow

hockey the sequel

lol no i dont

d

function getPlayerTrait(player) {

player = player.toLowerCase()

switch(player) {

case santacruiser:

return "n idiot"

break;

default:

return " genius"

}

}

console.log("They are a" + getPlayerTrait(santacruiser) + "!")

//returns 'They are an idiot!'

e

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers?