Classic:Eastern Jing Dynasty

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Jing's autobiography

As you may have seen from my portrait I am a very young and bright man. Now let me tell you my story. It all started when I was born in Kabi where I was the first person to get a eyestretch. For many years people have had problems identifying the difference between Mexicans, Indians, and asians and so they decided to come up with a solution which is to give all babies at birth a surgery called a eyestretch. I was the first person in history to get one. In my early life I'd swing on bamboo vines and my parents would say Jing get off! You're gonna get hurt and I said "I'm gonna reach new heights" and later on I became the empires of China. I remember back when my little sisters Nina would poke me with chopsticks after dinner as a little game. And my brother Mr. Wu would always be hacking on his computer with chopsticks. Now I am the emperor of Jing and working on my palace building it myself Brock by brick to become the greatest empires of China. Also I recently adopted a pet chimp named Travis.

= Internal Affairs

Jing has had multiple girlfriends and wives and has been known to have affairs and sleeping in bed with them behind one another's back which scares away plenty of women from China and that's why there are way more men then woman.