Djibouti City

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Motto="Only deforestation, no reforestation."|title1=Djibouti City|Established=28th August, 2022|Population=10ish|Chunks=10ish|Continent=Africa|mayor=Adamsbomb (Adampazaz)|political_system=Anarchist monarchy|economic_system=non|official_language=Cobblestone-tongue|official_religion=Cobble|Nation=Djibouti belongs to no nation}}

Djibouti City is a town on the horn of east Africa near Somalia.

History

Beginings

Djibouti, day 1, The cobblestone mahcine begins to sink into the virgin soil

Adampazaz Arrived here from Europe with his partner Jeff (methadoneaddict), Due to "creative differences" they would not settle into the same town until day 2. Because Jeff wanted to "BeCoMe a PiRaTe" or "mAkE aL-QaEdA" or something stupid like that.

On Day 2, Djibouti officially gain township and for a short period was named Section 0 aka "sextion 0" "1984 city" or "sex city", but was later changed to Djibouti city.

Djibouti town square

Djibouti as of 2022-09-04

Government

Djibouti's government consists of total anarchy except for "doing what your balla mayor says." Though there is a strict set questionably enforced laws that must be followed as listed. (spelling mistakes and all)

  • 1. Cobble only
  • 2. No well deseigned structures
  • 3. no exterior torches
  • 4. Must forfeit all gold arrrrrr
  • 5. do not use the lords name in vain
  • 6. suicide only aloud on Wednesday's (hump day) 3PM - 6PM EST
  • 7. no party rocking on hump day (day of rest)
  • 8. RULE #7 DO NOT click on suess_painting_1
  • 9. do not throw sticks into the smoke pit
  • 10. All non-citzens must take the Djibouti citzenship test
  • 11. Rule #9 spiders are scary
  • 12. deforestation NO reforestation
  • 13. Founding fathers have immunity to taxes forced required donations (jeff)
  • 14. As per build code 9.556 Sextion 3.0 All houses must have a mushroom cellar underneath

Culture

In Djibouti "living" things such as greenery and organic life/materials besides livestock is looked down upon, all that is not cobble will be burned or destroyed on sight.

Djiboutis national anthem: https://youtu.be/BXlYuaycRbU