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* Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama | * Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama | ||
* Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue | * Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue | ||
* | *Llava is evil | ||
*Poisones potatoea are unlucky | |||
*Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven | |||
*Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm | |||
Revision as of 15:57, 29 January 2018
Inca Llamaism split of from midwestren-Llamaism and northwest-Llamaism on the 29 of January 2018 when Micheal Jackson, (now saint Micheal Jackson) nailed the new rules of Llamaism to the door of the Antofagasta door.
Rules of Llamaism
- Do not steal
- Do not kill
- Do not torture
- Do not destroy what now belongs to you
- Do not kill llamas
- Do not hurt llamas
- Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
- Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
- Llava is evil
- Poisones potatoea are unlucky
- Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven
- Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm