Inca Llamaism (Classic)
Revision as of 15:57, 29 January 2018 by >Pachakutiq Inka Yupanki
Inca Llamaism split of from midwestren-Llamaism and northwest-Llamaism on the 29 of January 2018 when Micheal Jackson, (now saint Micheal Jackson) nailed the new rules of Llamaism to the door of the Antofagasta door.
Rules of Llamaism
- Do not steal
- Do not kill
- Do not torture
- Do not destroy what now belongs to you
- Do not kill llamas
- Do not hurt llamas
- Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
- Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
- Llava is evil
- Poisones potatoea are unlucky
- Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven
- Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm