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HEY RHINERS, you did not found melonism.  Andes melonism is significantly older than rhiner melonism. Stop complaining that YOUR version of melonism wasn't talked about enough. I AM NOT FROM RHINELAND. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN RHINELAND. Write it yourself WITHOUT deleting ALL of the RIGHT information that SHOULD be there.{{Religion_Infobox|title1 = Melonism|caption1 = M e l o n|god = Melons (in general.)|holy_people =Prlckly (Founder of Andes Melonism.)
{{Religion_Infobox|title1 = Melonism|caption1 = M e l o n|god = Melons (in general.)|holy_people =Prlckly


aNormalHuman99 (Founder of european Melonism.) |holy_cities =Melun (Named after melons, birthplace of South American Melonism.)
Enanemes_


Hodin


Munchen (Fallen town, birthplace of European Melonism.)
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NubCakeFlavour |holy_cities =Melun


Uluru (Mass producer of melons.)


Munchen


Others; Palau, Arica (fallen), Frankfurt (New european capital of Melonism,) Bonne, Trujilio (fallen.) |nations_which_use_religion = Andes_Mountains, Rhineland, The Philippines|date_of_creation = Unknown|first_known_usage_of_religion = July 10th, Melun, Melon Altar|image1 = Download-1580921226.jpg}}
== '''Founding ''' ==
The first example of melonism, happened at the town of Chota in Bolivia-Peru, where a group of 5 people (Mayor Prlckly, Chancellor CassowaryLord, Chancellor MyNameIsDrDoof, and 2 other builder ranked users.) with a large melon farm began to construct a obsidian altar with a single melon block on it with a sign above it that just read melun (an ancient sign originating back around 7 months) of which they worshipped, after this, the group changed there town name to Melun, which today, is the capital of the nation Andes_Mountains.


btw this is the part that keeps making everyone angry. I'm sorry your dates aren't lower than mine. This is the founding of the OG first known Melonism, not your special little snowflake story.
Palau (biggest Melon church)


== '''Gods and Practices ''' ==
Melons themselves are worshipped as divine food from Meloria to empower their worshippers and save humanity from the evil forces of apples.


''Practices'''''. '''
Sagueney |nations_which_use_religion = Inca, Quebec, Rhineland, Cascadia, Avalon, Peru-viceroyalty, Baffin, Para, New_York, Germany, and a few nationless towns.|date_of_creation = |first_known_usage_of_religion = July 10th, 2019, Melun, Melon Altar|image1 = Download-1580921226.jpg}}
== Founding  ==
The first example of melonism, happened at the town of Chota in Bolivia-Peru, where a group of 5 people (Mayor Prlckly, Chancellor CassowaryLord, Chancellor MyNameIsDrDoof, and 2 other builder ranked users.) with a large melon farm began to construct a obsidian altar with a single melon block on it with a sign above it that just read melun (an ancient sign originating back around 7 months) of which they worshipped, after this, the group changed there town name to Melun, which today, is the capital of the nation Inca
[[File:Melonismaroundtheworldapril2020.png|thumb|299x299px|Melonism around the world, April 2020]]


== Gods and Practices  ==
Practices of melonism include: 
Practices of melonism include: 
* Building structures out of Melons 
* Building structures out of Melons 
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''Region exclusive practices''''' '''
''Region exclusive practices''''' '''


In Rhiner-Melonism, - they throw melon slices as a sacrifice.
In Rhiner - Melonism, - they throw melon slices as a sacrifice.


In Andes - Melonism, they crown a king of their nation in a ritual talked about below.
In Incan - Melonism, they crown a king of their nation in a ritual talked about below.


== '''Origins of local forms of Melonism ''' ==
In Canadian - Melonism, they focus heavily on producing as many melons as possible.
'''Rhiner-Melonism '''


It originated in the small town of Munchen. The owner loved Munchen melons and formed a religion. The town was in a union with Frankfurt and so when Munchen fell, Frankfurt converted to Melonism and spread it across the border to Bonne.
== Origins of local forms of Melonism  ==


'''Andes-Melonism '''
=== Rhiner-Melonism  ===
This form of Melonism is only followed by the nation Rhineland, in Germany, It originated in the small town of Munchen. The owner loved Munchen melons and formed a religion. The town was in a union with Frankfurt and so when Munchen fell, Frankfurt converted to Melonism and spread it across the border to Bonne. All Melonist churches were torn down illegally once the town was seized by the Germans.


Andes-Melonism was born in the medium sized town of Chota (later Melun.), which is home to the oldest known case of Melonism, it was founded after the 3 main people of Melun built a large melon farm and, around 1 month later, the farm got larger and a small obsidian altar was built to worship melons, which marks when the name was changed to Melun and the '''first documented version of Melonism came to be.''' ( it's not lost to time. it be right here, so stop editing it to say otherwise.)
=== Incan-Melonism  ===
This form of Melonism is followed by the nations of Inca (founder) , Micronesia, Para, and Peru-Viceroyalty, In South America, especially Peru. Incan-Melonism was born in the medium sized town of Chota (later Melun.), which is home to the oldest known case of Melonism, it was founded after the 3 main people of Melun built a large melon farm and, around 1 month later, the farm got larger and a small obsidian altar was built to worship melons, which marks when the name was changed to Melun and the '''first documented version of Melonism came to be.''' ( it's not lost to time. it be right here, so stop editing it to say otherwise.)


== '''Melonism related events''' ==
=== Canadian-Melonism ===
'''The ritual for the crowning of the king of Melun (and the history of those 3 past kings.)'''
This form of melonism is followed by the nations of Quebec (founder), Avalon, Baffin, and New_York, practiced near northern North America. Canadian-Melonism is probably equally as practiced as Incan Melonism, despite the region having more people, the primary reason why this is not overclassed by the South Americans is because it came after Rhiner-Melonism, and Rhiner-Melonism came after Incan-Melonism, although it began spreading quickly, the Canadians began regularly visiting Melun, and developing their own version of Melonism at a much faster rate than the South Americans have ever gotten to. Also, in the Canadian region is Avalon, which attempts to have a cold hard grip on its religion, Pississm, but still melonism shined through, as multiple Avalonians have said they are melonist, and the biggest building made of melons ever, the "Melon spire" was built in Avalon, a 16x16 200 block tall huge accomplishment, it was built mainly by BananaSlamma24, but had assistance from Prlckly, it was never claimed, although finished after 9 days of working, it was greifed, presumably by Pississt extremists.


The ritual procedures are the following: Make a glistening melon a gold infused even more holy and respected version of the melon slice, to make splash potions of healing, then, place the new Melon on the melon altar under the Melun sign to grant a new king. The reason why there have been 3 kings is becaus ehte great holy melon has been destroyed 2 times by random users, it is purposefully a public area for worshipping, if the culprit of the destruction of the king is caught, he will be kicked immediately.
== Melonism related buildings ==
Melun altar - Melun, Boliva - The place where Melun got it's new name, Melonism was first created, that still stands 8 months later, melun altar is an obsidian abstract building with a single melon in the middle of it (the king of melon,) current melon king is barry the melon, who's info can be found on the [[Melun]] page. It also contains a sign with the word Melun over it, which, Prlckly found so funny that he changed the town's name to that. Beginning Melonism.
 
Melon Church - Melun, Inca - Melon Church is the 2nd worship site for Melonism in the town of melun. A very modern work compared to the altar, which was built in July, this building was a small church built in February 11th. It has no significance currently because, as of right now, this piece of the article was written only a day after it was built. It was built with white concrete, stone variations, and spruce variations.
 
Mini Melon altar - Palau, Philippines - as Palau is a colony of Melun, to keep traditions alive, CassowaryLord, GabeSucksAtPVP, and MyNameIsDrDoof created a small version of the melon altar and built a melon farm.
 
Quebec Melon Church - Montreal, Quebec - Montreal has a unique church on St Denis street featuring a classic Christian design with a melon cross and stripes of melon in the build likely to show to wide variety of religions in the country.


'''History of Melun kings'''
Melon Cube and Melon House are other structures in Melun made OF Melons.


'''Unnaned''' - July 10th - ~September this Melon was the first melon on the altar, it had no name, simply just called the holy melon. The destroyer of this Melon block remains unknown to this day. But is not in Melun, as no one from Meluns this time is still on the server except CassowaryLord and Prlckly, who did not, and would not destroy the melon.
== Melonism related events ==


'''Mark the Melon''' - September - November 3. Mark was the most important melon in Melun's history, being alive to see the moment when Melun peaked in population at 29 people on November 2nd. He was also alive the entire 1 1/2 month duration wherein Prlckly mined for gold to become a nation for around 45 hours overall. The destroyer was a frenchfag who must not be named who was attention grabbing and spammed water and lava buckets everywhere in attempt to grief Melun, in this minor event the player was both banned from the server and kicked from the town. Melun suffered no losses, and because fire did not spread, it was an easy fix. The true loss was the destruction of Mark. who had been summoned by the first of 2 rituals ever performed in Melun, by CassowaryLord, MyNameIsDrDoof, and Prlckly. Coincedentally, this was just a day after the founding of the andes_mountains.
==== The ritual for the crowning of the king of Melun (and the history of those 3 past kings.) ====
The ritual procedures are the following: Make a glistening melon a gold infused even more holy and respected version of the melon slice, to make splash potions of healing, then, place the new Melon on the melon altar under the Melun sign to grant a new king. The reason why there have been 3 kings is becaus ehte great holy melon has been destroyed 2 times by random users, it is purposefully a public area for worshipping, if the culprit of the destruction of the king is caught, he will be kicked immediately.


'''Barry the Melon''' - November 4th - Present. Barry was named barry because, before a ritual performed by Prlckly to crown a new king, Prlckly asked everyone what the new king of the nation's name should be, and the first person to type a name in would be it's name. A few people said names, but the first name was from the leader of Belarus, who said to name the new Melon king Barry. Barry has been alive to see the decline of melon after an inactive period from Prlckly from around Nov 30 - Jan 26. And the return at Jan 26 - Present.
==== History of Melon kings ====
This part was very Melun-centric and lengthy, so it has been moved to the article of [[Melun]]


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Founding 

The first example of melonism, happened at the town of Chota in Bolivia-Peru, where a group of 5 people (Mayor Prlckly, Chancellor CassowaryLord, Chancellor MyNameIsDrDoof, and 2 other builder ranked users.) with a large melon farm began to construct a obsidian altar with a single melon block on it with a sign above it that just read melun (an ancient sign originating back around 7 months) of which they worshipped, after this, the group changed there town name to Melun, which today, is the capital of the nation Inca

Melonism around the world, April 2020

Gods and Practices 

Practices of melonism include: 

  • Building structures out of Melons 
  • Eating them, empowering you and connecting you to your great gods.

Region exclusive practices 

In Rhiner - Melonism, - they throw melon slices as a sacrifice.

In Incan - Melonism, they crown a king of their nation in a ritual talked about below.

In Canadian - Melonism, they focus heavily on producing as many melons as possible.

Origins of local forms of Melonism 

Rhiner-Melonism 

This form of Melonism is only followed by the nation Rhineland, in Germany, It originated in the small town of Munchen. The owner loved Munchen melons and formed a religion. The town was in a union with Frankfurt and so when Munchen fell, Frankfurt converted to Melonism and spread it across the border to Bonne. All Melonist churches were torn down illegally once the town was seized by the Germans.

Incan-Melonism 

This form of Melonism is followed by the nations of Inca (founder) , Micronesia, Para, and Peru-Viceroyalty, In South America, especially Peru. Incan-Melonism was born in the medium sized town of Chota (later Melun.), which is home to the oldest known case of Melonism, it was founded after the 3 main people of Melun built a large melon farm and, around 1 month later, the farm got larger and a small obsidian altar was built to worship melons, which marks when the name was changed to Melun and the first documented version of Melonism came to be. ( it's not lost to time. it be right here, so stop editing it to say otherwise.)

Canadian-Melonism

This form of melonism is followed by the nations of Quebec (founder), Avalon, Baffin, and New_York, practiced near northern North America. Canadian-Melonism is probably equally as practiced as Incan Melonism, despite the region having more people, the primary reason why this is not overclassed by the South Americans is because it came after Rhiner-Melonism, and Rhiner-Melonism came after Incan-Melonism, although it began spreading quickly, the Canadians began regularly visiting Melun, and developing their own version of Melonism at a much faster rate than the South Americans have ever gotten to. Also, in the Canadian region is Avalon, which attempts to have a cold hard grip on its religion, Pississm, but still melonism shined through, as multiple Avalonians have said they are melonist, and the biggest building made of melons ever, the "Melon spire" was built in Avalon, a 16x16 200 block tall huge accomplishment, it was built mainly by BananaSlamma24, but had assistance from Prlckly, it was never claimed, although finished after 9 days of working, it was greifed, presumably by Pississt extremists.

Melonism related buildings

Melun altar - Melun, Boliva - The place where Melun got it's new name, Melonism was first created, that still stands 8 months later, melun altar is an obsidian abstract building with a single melon in the middle of it (the king of melon,) current melon king is barry the melon, who's info can be found on the Melun page. It also contains a sign with the word Melun over it, which, Prlckly found so funny that he changed the town's name to that. Beginning Melonism.

Melon Church - Melun, Inca - Melon Church is the 2nd worship site for Melonism in the town of melun. A very modern work compared to the altar, which was built in July, this building was a small church built in February 11th. It has no significance currently because, as of right now, this piece of the article was written only a day after it was built. It was built with white concrete, stone variations, and spruce variations.

Mini Melon altar - Palau, Philippines - as Palau is a colony of Melun, to keep traditions alive, CassowaryLord, GabeSucksAtPVP, and MyNameIsDrDoof created a small version of the melon altar and built a melon farm.

Quebec Melon Church - Montreal, Quebec - Montreal has a unique church on St Denis street featuring a classic Christian design with a melon cross and stripes of melon in the build likely to show to wide variety of religions in the country.

Melon Cube and Melon House are other structures in Melun made OF Melons.

Melonism related events

The ritual for the crowning of the king of Melun (and the history of those 3 past kings.)

The ritual procedures are the following: Make a glistening melon a gold infused even more holy and respected version of the melon slice, to make splash potions of healing, then, place the new Melon on the melon altar under the Melun sign to grant a new king. The reason why there have been 3 kings is becaus ehte great holy melon has been destroyed 2 times by random users, it is purposefully a public area for worshipping, if the culprit of the destruction of the king is caught, he will be kicked immediately.

History of Melon kings

This part was very Melun-centric and lengthy, so it has been moved to the article of Melun

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