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{{Llamaism Template|date_created = 11/25/17|holy_land = [[Yorktown]]|sacred_items = Wheat|sin_items = Chicken|past_popes = none|pope_name = Llama I|date_choosen = 11/25/17|date_of_birth = Unkown}}


== What is Llamaism? ==
== What is Llamaism? ==
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* WORSHIP LLAMAS (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
* WORSHIP LLAMAS (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
* Don't Eat wheat (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
* Don't Eat wheat (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
* Don't Eat Steak (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
* Don't Eat Chicken (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)


== The Llama Bible ==
== The Llama Bible ==

Revision as of 02:15, 27 November 2017


What is Llamaism?

Llamaism is a religion created in Yorktown. It was created on November 25, 2017. It started a couple days before the actually day of creation. Llamaism is the worship of Llamas. Llamas are supposed to be sacred and the best animal in the whole earth.

The Rules of Llamaism

  • WORSHIP LLAMAS (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
  • Don't Eat wheat (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)
  • Don't Eat Chicken (or else you will be thrown into fire pit)

The Llama Bible

Creation

Life, Llama, and Sin. The three words that created this religion. Llamas dotted the landscape of the world. Llama the first, added water to your seas. Land to your nations. Food to your crops, and animals for your people. The god Llama the First will become the pope. Only the pope will be aloud to eat wheat, and anyone else who eats it will be executed by being thrown into a pit of fire and lava. If you go near raw chicken you must throw it into the Pacific ocean to get rid of your bad luck you have now come across.

The Journey

Llamist (LA-mist) (LoganCreeper50) traveled all the way to a foreign land called Alania to find the sacred god Llama the first. They traveled down to Iran and into the Indian Ocean then Traveled to the Philippians and went on to the Pacific Ocean they kept travailing until they reached the United States, and travel to the sacred land of Yorktown.

The Llama Crusades

Llamaism had a struggle, they split into Northwest Llamaism, and Midwest Llamaism. They started a crusade to see who would be the better Llamaist Religion.