Donkeyism

Founding's of Donkeyism / Ass-ism.

On July 19th, 2021, the one-year anniversary of the founding of the city of Suna, player 32Soup sat upon a Donkey named "Cleetus" following the festival celebrating Suna's anniversary. The Donkey levitated and began walking on water while player 32Soup sat on Cleetus. 32Soup and many of the players nearby then created Donkeyism in response to what they alleged was "a miracle". 32Soup was unanimously elected as the Ass Pope of Donkeyism, and the core tenets of the Donkeyist faith were made during the Convention of Suna. Player Corsair_11's pool, which was where the religion was founded, was declared a holy site, and all of the water within was declared "Holy Ass Water" by the Donkeyist Church. The founding members were baptized in the pool shortly after.

Cleetus

The Key Ideals Of Ass-ism.

1. . Do not say the holy ones name in vain. ( Example: You fucking donkey. )
2. One must not lay their hand on fellow ass-ist, unless sanctioned.
3. One must not commit thievery on a fellow ass.
4. In order for one to officially rise in church ranks one must bathe in the ass water while a priest lays upon you the word of his holiness.
5. If one wants to go to the holy stateable one must pray every night to an ass.
6. One must not lie with an anti-ass.

Church Ranks

Ass Priest -They're in charge of a church in a specific town.

Ass Bishop- Control of a nations church property as well as the nations churches.

Ass-Cardinal- Control of a continents church property as well as the continents churches.

Ass Pope- Control of all church property within the server, and can nominate Cardinals, though other Cardinals have to agree on this.