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{{Religion Template BETTER|image1=shrek.jpg|name_of_religion=True Waddenish Shrekism|followers= | {{Religion Template BETTER|image1=shrek.jpg|name_of_religion=True Waddenish Shrekism|followers=302 (Dec, 2021)|type=Ultimately Monotheistic, with a Polytheistic origin.|god(s)=Omnipotent Grand Prince Shrek|founded_by=Waddenzee tribes & Pastelant|origin=Waddenzee (Netherlands)}} | ||
Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is | Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is an official religion of Saxony, the town of Friesland and its colonies of the Saxonic Empire, and a tolerated official religion of Austria. Not to be confused with the unrelated and inferior [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Shrekist_Catholicism Shrekist Catholicism]. It is found around the low-countries, Saxony, Ostend, Switzerland, Bohemia, and as far as Antarctica, Southern Australia and the Cape of New Hope. There is the main Saxon Denomination, and E[[Kyiv-Novgorod Shrekism|astern Shrekism]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
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===== ''Adoption by the Veche'' ===== | ===== ''Adoption by the Veche'' ===== | ||
[[File:ShrekIkon.png.png|thumb|"The Devil, God and Consort" "Дьявол, принц и жена" Ikon dating back to the foundation of Rus c.Dec 2021]] | [[File:ShrekIkon.png.png|thumb|"The Devil, God and Consort" "Дьявол, принц и жена" Ikon dating back to the foundation of Rus c.Dec 2021]] | ||
Tictachead69 migrated Eastwards to the slavic lands and proclaimed the Kievan Rus under the vassalation of Saxony and became the Grand Prince. Shrekism was brought but the distance and the difference between the Saxon and Rus people caused significant changes in liturgy: such as the practice of Shrek worship in the Novgorod-Kyiv Russian dialect ''(rather than Waddenish or Frisian)'', and also the theological idea of низкий лорд ''(that Shrek remained also partly mortal after celestial coronation, which allowed him to descend to Earth to give his teachings in a perpetual spiritual duel-form)'' rather than the traditional transition from mortal to immortal. Other differences in art and practices and even clergical names caused a shift between the traditional Saxon faith and the Kievan clergy which led to the denomination of Kyiv Shrekism. | Tictachead69 migrated Eastwards to the slavic lands and proclaimed the Kievan Rus under the vassalation of Saxony and became the Grand Prince on the 4th December, 2021. Shrekism was brought but the distance and the difference between the Saxon and Rus people caused significant changes in liturgy: such as the practice of Shrek worship in the Novgorod-Kyiv Russian dialect ''(rather than Waddenish or Frisian)'', and also the theological idea of низкий лорд ''(that Shrek remained also partly mortal after celestial coronation, which allowed him to descend to Earth to give his teachings in a perpetual spiritual duel-form)'' rather than the traditional transition from mortal to immortal. Other differences in art and practices and even clergical names caused a shift between the traditional Saxon faith and the Kievan clergy which led to the denomination of Kyiv Shrekism. | ||
=== <u>After Stefanism</u> === | |||
After the formation of the Stephanic Church, Shrekism was still tolerated due to the faith's ideals in tolerating other religions and allowing them to convert at their own accord. All though the King of Saxony adopted the religion, most followers remained Shrekist, Synist or Secular. The numbers, however, did decline but much of it's tradition continues to this day. | |||
The Kievan Rus remained Shrekist after being given to the Kingdom of Estonia. | |||
==<u>Beliefs</u>== | ==<u>Beliefs</u>== | ||
=== The Epic of Shrek === | === The Epic of Shrek === | ||
As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://earthmc. | As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/The_Epic_of_Shrek Epic of Shrek], before our time, Gods clashed and fought over their different forms of life and worlds of their creation, which they each thought were superior, as thousands of beings across the multiverse were brutally eliminated in their terror and constant quarreling. The saga tells how one great and just God, Shrek, defeated them all with his diplomacy and might and brought them to his side -which was no small feat. | ||
After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he fought with the short yet immensely powerful and evil Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome strategic victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory while the Princess Feona was finally rescued. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the good, reformed lesser Gods were turned into the Knights of Light -an order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods had before, as all the species were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad. | After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he fought with the short yet immensely powerful and evil Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome strategic victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory while the Princess Feona was finally rescued. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the good, reformed lesser Gods were turned into the Knights of Light -an order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods had before, as all the species were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad. | ||
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== Distribution == | == Distribution == | ||
The Religion is found mostly in Friesland, Ostend, Amsterdam and Atlantis, and also in Saxony and parts of the Low-Saxon area of the German Confederacy. | The Religion is found mostly in Friesland, Ostend, Amsterdam and Atlantis, and also in Saxony and parts of the Low-Saxon area of the German Confederacy. There is an Eastern denomination in the Kievan Rus. | ||
[[Category:Religions]] | [[Category:Religions]] | ||
[[Category:Europe]] | [[Category:Europe]] | ||
[[Category:German Confederation]] | [[Category:German Confederation]] | ||