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{{Religion Template BETTER|image1=shrek.jpg|name_of_religion=True Waddenish Shrekism|followers=302 (Dec, 2021)|type=Ultimately Monotheistic, with a Polytheistic origin.|god(s)=Omnipotent Grand Prince Shrek|founded_by=Waddenzee tribes & Pastelant|origin=Waddenzee (Netherlands)}}

Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is an official religion of Saxony, the town of Friesland and its colonies of the Saxonic Empire, and a tolerated official religion of Austria. Not to be confused with the unrelated and inferior [https://earthmc.~~fandom.com~~/wiki/Shrekist_Catholicism Shrekist Catholicism]. It is found around the low-countries, Saxony, Ostend, Switzerland, Bohemia, and as far as Antarctica, Southern Australia and the Cape of New Hope. There is the main Saxon Denomination, and E[[Kyiv-Novgorod Shrekism|astern Shrekism]].

Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is an official religion of Saxony, the town of Friesland and its colonies of the Saxonic Empire, and a tolerated official religion of Austria. Not to be confused with the unrelated and inferior [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Shrekist_Catholicism Shrekist Catholicism]. It is found around the low-countries, Saxony, Ostend, Switzerland, Bohemia, and as far as Antarctica, Southern Australia and the Cape of New Hope. There is the main Saxon Denomination, and E[[Kyiv-Novgorod Shrekism|astern Shrekism]].

== History ==

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=== The Epic of Shrek ===

As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://earthmc.~~fandom.com~~/wiki/The_Epic_of_Shrek Epic of Shrek], before our time, Gods clashed and fought over their different forms of life and worlds of their creation, which they each thought were superior, as thousands of beings across the multiverse were brutally eliminated in their terror and constant quarreling. The saga tells how one great and just God, Shrek, defeated them all with his diplomacy and might and brought them to his side -which was no small feat.

As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/The_Epic_of_Shrek Epic of Shrek], before our time, Gods clashed and fought over their different forms of life and worlds of their creation, which they each thought were superior, as thousands of beings across the multiverse were brutally eliminated in their terror and constant quarreling. The saga tells how one great and just God, Shrek, defeated them all with his diplomacy and might and brought them to his side -which was no small feat.

After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he fought with the short yet immensely powerful and evil Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome strategic victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory while the Princess Feona was finally rescued. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the good, reformed lesser Gods were turned into the Knights of Light -an order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods had before, as all the species were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad.

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 {{Religion Template BETTER|image1=shrek.jpg|name_of_religion=True Waddenish Shrekism|followers=302 (Dec, 2021)|type=Ultimately Monotheistic, with a Polytheistic origin.|god(s)=Omnipotent Grand Prince Shrek|founded_by=Waddenzee tribes & Pastelant|origin=Waddenzee (Netherlands)}}
-Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is an official religion of Saxony, the town of Friesland and its colonies of the Saxonic Empire, and a tolerated official religion of Austria. Not to be confused with the unrelated and inferior [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Shrekist_Catholicism Shrekist Catholicism]. It is found around the low-countries, Saxony, Ostend, Switzerland, Bohemia, and as far as Antarctica, Southern Australia and the Cape of New Hope. There is the main Saxon Denomination, and E[[Kyiv-Novgorod Shrekism|astern Shrekism]].
+Shrekism is the native pagan religion of the Waddenzee area, and is an official religion of Saxony, the town of Friesland and its colonies of the Saxonic Empire, and a tolerated official religion of Austria. Not to be confused with the unrelated and inferior [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Shrekist_Catholicism Shrekist Catholicism]. It is found around the low-countries, Saxony, Ostend, Switzerland, Bohemia, and as far as Antarctica, Southern Australia and the Cape of New Hope. There is the main Saxon Denomination, and E[[Kyiv-Novgorod Shrekism|astern Shrekism]].
 == History ==
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 === The Epic of Shrek ===
-As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Epic_of_Shrek Epic of Shrek], before our time, Gods clashed and fought over their different forms of life and worlds of their creation, which they each thought were superior, as thousands of beings across the multiverse were brutally eliminated in their terror and constant quarreling. The saga tells how one great and just God, Shrek, defeated them all with his diplomacy and might and brought them to his side -which was no small feat.
+As told in the 3000-line Frisian/Waddenish saga of the [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/The_Epic_of_Shrek Epic of Shrek], before our time, Gods clashed and fought over their different forms of life and worlds of their creation, which they each thought were superior, as thousands of beings across the multiverse were brutally eliminated in their terror and constant quarreling. The saga tells how one great and just God, Shrek, defeated them all with his diplomacy and might and brought them to his side -which was no small feat.
 After all these lesser Gods were thoroughly defeated, he fought with the short yet immensely powerful and evil Farquaad of the Twin-Vagabond and the Consumer of Darkness ''(the devil/satan figure)'', before winning an awesome strategic victory where all the other Gods sang or played trumpets and cymbals in his glory while the Princess Feona was finally rescued. He was anointed and crowned the Omnipotent Grand Prince of the Universe, and the good, reformed lesser Gods were turned into the Knights of Light -an order of fair angels devoted to Shrek and his wisdom. However, he feared other mortal beings may follow the same process as the reformed lesser Gods had before, as all the species were created in their ideal images. So, he made the Knights of Light merge or the realms into a grand celestial bowl of beans. He graciously gave thanks, and ate it. Soon, he thunderously farted out the three new realms - the Higher ''(Hejiriesc)'' , the Middle ''(Madoelriesc)'' and the Lower ''(Deofilriesc)''. He casted Farquaad the evil one into the Lower to rot, and all the combined species into the middle, and gave them other new fair species, and horrible hostile mobs to create literally the moderate world -not too good, not too bad.

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