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Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshiping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerful being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabsallovar.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Dildo]]
Pissism is a monotheistic religion created by [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] on June 19th, 2019 worshiping [[The Ball God]]. Its followers, known as Pissists, worship The Ball God, an all powerful being, and they believe that, in order to spread his protection, they must place structures known as [[Pee Pee|Pee Pees]] around the world. Pissism is the official religion of several nations, the most prominent one being [[Avalon]]. The religious head of Pissism is [[The Poop]].{{Religion_Template_v2.1|practicing_nations=All of them.|caption1=The [[Dildo's Dildo]], in [[Dildo]].|founded_by=[[File:Dabshead.png|30px]] [[Dabs All OvarYT]]|followers=|image1=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG]]|date_of_creation=June 19th, 2019.|deities=[[The Ball God]]|scripture=[[The Pissism Bible]]|holy_people=The Poop and Shites|holy_cities=[[Dildo]]


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In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes interested in Pissism. As he owned a town in Avalon, he was already a Pissist, but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building Pissist churches through the land, starting with one in his town and going from there. He cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball God via Discord who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, [[The Iberian War|War in Spain]] had erupted and, as he had allies in Spain, Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month. During that time, his town tragically fell. After the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that Pissism would be the official religion there.
In September, townowner [[Megablocklyng]] becomes interested in Pissism. As he owned a town in Avalon, he was already a Pissist, but he wanted more to do with his religion. He started building Pissist churches through the land, starting with one in his town and going from there. He cared for the sexually-hungry and gave them satisfaction. He was awarded in his efforts by Avalon nation leader Riley_McDonut, who asked the Ball God via Discord who appointed him as the first Poop, Pissism's equivalent of a Pope, Mega was now the religious head of religious affairs, and would be grateful. However, [[The Iberian War|War in Spain]] had erupted and, as he had allies in Spain, Mega left Avalon for a duration to fight in the war. he would still remain religious. He was away for 1 month. During that time, his town tragically fell. After the war, he set up a nation in northwestern Africa, and anounced that Pissism would be the official religion there.


During the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Qu%C3%A9bec Québec] actively denounced Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of Bruh. This angered the Poop who, with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildos and Pee Pees all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the Pee Pees were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to Pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported Scorpion and him, along with the rest of Québec, were converted to Pissism
During the months of September to November, various world leaders of neighboring nation [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Qu%C3%A9bec Québec] actively denounced Pissism, instead stating that [[Bruhism]] is the true way to live under the god of Bruh. This angered the Poop who, with help from Dabs_All_OvarYT, teleported to Quebec's capital with stacks of magenta terracotta and placed various Dildos and Pee Pees all over the place to exact a religious crusade. Even though most of the Pee Pees were removed later, the crusade was seen as a moderate success. Eventually, the main gamer against Pissism, [[Scorpionzzx]], said he would convert to Pissism if Avalon were to vote for him in an election. Not really caring about the election, Avalon supported Scorpion and him, along with the rest of Québec, were converted to Pissism


On November, Riley_McDonut in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space. This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with Riley and ,therefore, cursed the nation into a depression. After the removal of Dildo's Dildo, the Dildonic Protests occured on November 28th, and Riley promised putting DIldo's Dildo on the museum's entrance. It currently resides on the entrace of the National Parliament.
On November, Riley_McDonut in order to build a new Avalon-themed Museum, the "Balloseum", he destroyed the Dildo's Dildo to gain more space. This accidentally sparked the dark era of Avalon. Where Avalon lost a significant part of its territory and playerbase. It is theorized that the Ball God was not happy with Riley and ,therefore, cursed the nation into a depression. After the removal of Dildo's Dildo, the Dildonic Protests occured on November 28th, and Riley promised putting DIldo's Dildo on the museum's entrance. It currently resides on the entrace of the National Parliament.
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Although the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War]] was a conflict mostly centered around drug cartels, Pissism played a moderate role in the conflict, being part of the Penis Inspector faction. The Penis Inspectors often either lived in Pissist Areas such as Avalon or Western_Sahara (Spanish_Sahara), or were Pissist themselves. Pissist Nations supported the Penis Inspectors in this December-January Conflict.
Although the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War]] was a conflict mostly centered around drug cartels, Pissism played a moderate role in the conflict, being part of the Penis Inspector faction. The Penis Inspectors often either lived in Pissist Areas such as Avalon or Western_Sahara (Spanish_Sahara), or were Pissist themselves. Pissist Nations supported the Penis Inspectors in this December-January Conflict.
===Emergence of Beeism and the Sex Army===
===Emergence of Beeism and the Sex Army===
[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|155x155px|Coat of Arms of the Sex Army|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Sex_army_coat_of_arms.jpeg]]In Late February 2020, the server updates to 1.15.2, adding bees. A rogue Pissist, RedY0shi, forms Beeism, a new religion worshiping the infidel bees instead of the Pee Pees. It spreads rapidly like wet butter and Pissism feels threatened. Therefore, the [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sex_Army Sex Army] is formed. A weird mish-mash between the KBG and the Spanish Inquisition, except its on a Minecraft server using Pissism. Its main goal is to keep Pissism the dominant religion on the server, through coordinated crusades and offences against Beeism and other Forces Against Pissism (Shortened to FAPs for simplicity). Much like the religion itself, the Sex Army is run by high-ranking Pissist officials such as the Poop and Shites.[[File:Dildo's new dildo.jpeg|thumb|220x220px|Dicture of the Dildo's New Dildo. Water seen here is acutually Pee|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Dildo's_new_dildo.jpeg]]On March 8, suddenly. The Dildo's Dildo awakened from its long slumber beneath the Balloseum and broke through the floor from below. It then began rising until rupturing the ceiling and continuing until the height limit.[[File:Avalon ball.jpeg|thumb|218x218px|World record of 7 people with Avalon Ball profile pictures in one Discord call.|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Avalon_ball.jpeg|alt=|left]]Was the Ball God finally placing the Dildo's Dildo back himself and garnering a new age in Avalon? Possibly. It is theorized that, through the efforts of the rapidly increasing Pissist population and the efforts of the Sex army, the Ball God may have benn swayed into releasing the hold on Avalonese expansion. Soon after the eruption, many Pissists began to come to the site of the Dildo's New Dildo. They starting praying to it and licking it and trying to climb to the top of it. People were very excited to have the Dildo's Dildo back, even if it was mostly unintentional. On Discord, a voice chat was arranged to celebrate it's rebirth and many pissists including [[CallMeConman|Conman]] and [[imabritishcow]] changed their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball drawing done by an unkown arteest.
[[File:Sex army coat of arms.jpeg|thumb|155x155px|Coat of Arms of the Sex Army|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Sex_army_coat_of_arms.jpeg]]In Late February 2020, the server updates to 1.15.2, adding bees. A rogue Pissist, RedY0shi, forms Beeism, a new religion worshiping the infidel bees instead of the Pee Pees. It spreads rapidly like wet butter and Pissism feels threatened. Therefore, the [https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/The_Sex_Army Sex Army] is formed. A weird mish-mash between the KBG and the Spanish Inquisition, except its on a Minecraft server using Pissism. Its main goal is to keep Pissism the dominant religion on the server, through coordinated crusades and offences against Beeism and other Forces Against Pissism (Shortened to FAPs for simplicity). Much like the religion itself, the Sex Army is run by high-ranking Pissist officials such as the Poop and Shites.[[File:Dildo's new dildo.jpeg|thumb|220x220px|Dicture of the Dildo's New Dildo. Water seen here is acutually Pee|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Dildo's_new_dildo.jpeg]]On March 8, suddenly. The Dildo's Dildo awakened from its long slumber beneath the Balloseum and broke through the floor from below. It then began rising until rupturing the ceiling and continuing until the height limit.[[File:Avalon ball.jpeg|thumb|218x218px|World record of 7 people with Avalon Ball profile pictures in one Discord call.|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Avalon_ball.jpeg|alt=|left]]Was the Ball God finally placing the Dildo's Dildo back himself and garnering a new age in Avalon? Possibly. It is theorized that, through the efforts of the rapidly increasing Pissist population and the efforts of the Sex army, the Ball God may have benn swayed into releasing the hold on Avalonese expansion. Soon after the eruption, many Pissists began to come to the site of the Dildo's New Dildo. They starting praying to it and licking it and trying to climb to the top of it. People were very excited to have the Dildo's Dildo back, even if it was mostly unintentional. On Discord, a voice chat was arranged to celebrate it's rebirth and many pissists including [[CallMeConman|Conman]] and [[imabritishcow]] changed their profile pictures to that of an Avalon Ball drawing done by an unkown arteest.
===The Pissism Documentary and Kush===
===The Pissism Documentary and Kush===
For a few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed their wish that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause and, on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan into [[Kush]]. However, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. The mods wouldn't answer until April.
For a few months, high-ranking members of the Sex Army expressed their wish that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, [[Flame51]] had donated almost 500 gold to the cause and, on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan into [[Kush]]. However, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. The mods wouldn't answer until April.
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A month later, Remcoms, a Shite of Pissism. Purchases the nation of [[Kaska]]; the Birthplace of Beeism from Beeist Founder RedY0shi for 500 Gold. He then made Pissism the national religion of Kaska, but to appease to the locals he makes Beeism and Pissism joint religions in the area. This important moment in Pissist history would forever hamper Beeism's expansion efforts, as the Pissists had owned them now.
A month later, Remcoms, a Shite of Pissism. Purchases the nation of [[Kaska]]; the Birthplace of Beeism from Beeist Founder RedY0shi for 500 Gold. He then made Pissism the national religion of Kaska, but to appease to the locals he makes Beeism and Pissism joint religions in the area. This important moment in Pissist history would forever hamper Beeism's expansion efforts, as the Pissists had owned them now.


On April 20th, 2020. Also known as the "Hundred-year Weed Day". A crusade on the ruins of [[Kush|Pissist Kush]] was set up. As by the time 4/20/20 had struck, Kush's accidental removal had turned one month old. St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee_Pee_Island, St. Remcoms of Kaska, Flame 51 of St. Pierre, and [[Captainpatakis|Captainpatakis of Kheta]] would attend the legendary crusade.[[File:Kush-0.png|thumb|250x250px|the Ruins of Kush after the Crusade by the Kushites|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Kush-0.png]]Due to the closest nation to Kush's ruins being closed, They had to trek long and hard all the way from /n spawn Israel, through the red sea and through a canal to reach the coming of the four waters that Kush's former capital Pissistan was located on. Due to rules regarding accidentally erased towns and if they can be griefed or not, Pissist Kush was a safehaven for any Pee Pees placed down, and so the Pissists took full advantage of that. With the former town owner's permission, the crusaders were allowed to place as many PPs as they pleased, thus forming the densest single area of Pee Pees in the entire world, with a mean average of 1 Pee Pee every 12 blocks walked near the outskirts and as close as 1 Pee Pee every 7 blocks near the middle! Along with that, Pissist Kush holds the record for the most different species of PPs in a single area, this includes the normal species, giant PPs, floating PPs, planking PPs, chest PPs, tower PPs, bridge PPs, TNT PPs, and many many more. Once the crusaders had acomplished a notable amount of Pee Pee creation, Dabs crowned himself Sultan Dabs All Ovar of the Kushites and proclaimed that "we should crusade here again, it was fun" (albeit his new surname was exclusive to the continent of Africa). However, sadly after a half-hour of Pee Pee birthing sessions, the crusaders were attacked by a dedicated griefer and had to flee. However, Flame51 was not part of a town and just kept respawning 10 blocks away. The griefer had tried to remove some of the Pee Pees however this is haram and against the Ball God and also within the territory of Kush, so the Pee Pees returned to Kush just like the dolphins to Italy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZsRQWsSefM&t=62s A video on the event] would be uploaded by Remcoms to his youtube channel a few hours later. It would be only 10 seconds off from the epic weed number duration and stand at 4 minutes and 10 seconds long.
On April 20th, 2020. Also known as the "Hundred-year Weed Day". A crusade on the ruins of [[Kush|Pissist Kush]] was set up. As by the time 4/20/20 had struck, Kush's accidental removal had turned one month old. St. Dabs_All_OvarYT of Pee_Pee_Island, St. Remcoms of Kaska, Flame 51 of St. Pierre, and [[Captainpatakis|Captainpatakis of Kheta]] would attend the legendary crusade.[[File:Kush-0.png|thumb|250x250px|the Ruins of Kush after the Crusade by the Kushites|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Kush-0.png]]Due to the closest nation to Kush's ruins being closed, They had to trek long and hard all the way from /n spawn Israel, through the red sea and through a canal to reach the coming of the four waters that Kush's former capital Pissistan was located on. Due to rules regarding accidentally erased towns and if they can be griefed or not, Pissist Kush was a safehaven for any Pee Pees placed down, and so the Pissists took full advantage of that. With the former town owner's permission, the crusaders were allowed to place as many PPs as they pleased, thus forming the densest single area of Pee Pees in the entire world, with a mean average of 1 Pee Pee every 12 blocks walked near the outskirts and as close as 1 Pee Pee every 7 blocks near the middle! Along with that, Pissist Kush holds the record for the most different species of PPs in a single area, this includes the normal species, giant PPs, floating PPs, planking PPs, chest PPs, tower PPs, bridge PPs, TNT PPs, and many many more. Once the crusaders had acomplished a notable amount of Pee Pee creation, Dabs crowned himself Sultan Dabs All Ovar of the Kushites and proclaimed that "we should crusade here again, it was fun" (albeit his new surname was exclusive to the continent of Africa). However, sadly after a half-hour of Pee Pee birthing sessions, the crusaders were attacked by a dedicated griefer and had to flee. However, Flame51 was not part of a town and just kept respawning 10 blocks away. The griefer had tried to remove some of the Pee Pees however this is haram and against the Ball God and also within the territory of Kush, so the Pee Pees returned to Kush just like the dolphins to Italy. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZsRQWsSefM&t=62s A video on the event] would be uploaded by Remcoms to his youtube channel a few hours later. It would be only 10 seconds off from the epic weed number duration and stand at 4 minutes and 10 seconds long.
=== The reclaiming of Kush and resignment of the Ball God ===
=== The reclaiming of Kush and resignment of the Ball God ===
[[File:Palaceofthepeepeeannouncment.png|thumb|Ihrs' announcement of the construction of the Palace of the Pee Pee.|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Palaceofthepeepeeannouncment.png|alt=|left]]On April 27th, a post on Reddit by u/dabsallovar announced that Pissism Kush was reclaimed and reinstated by the mods. Poop Ihrs claimed that the Palace of the Pee Pee would be built to honor the Ball God, which never was built. Unfortunately, Kush would fall again because of inactivity.[[File:Pissistkushhasbeenreclaimed.png|thumb|The Reddit post by u/dabsallovar announcing publicly the reinstatement of Kush.|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Pissistkushhasbeenreclaimed.png]]On April 30th 2020, a major event on Pissism's history happened. WeebyDeeby, the Ball God, resigned from his position as deity. He gave his power to Dabs, who have this position to Poop Ihrs. This was all caused because certain members in the [[Canadian Republic|Canadian Union]] turned partially Islamic, and harassed the Ball God, although this later turned out to be an effort by a vocal minority of users whom had a history in targeted harassment that didn't actually believe in Islam.
[[File:Palaceofthepeepeeannouncment.png|thumb|Ihrs' announcement of the construction of the Palace of the Pee Pee.|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Palaceofthepeepeeannouncment.png|alt=|left]]On April 27th, a post on Reddit by u/dabsallovar announced that Pissism Kush was reclaimed and reinstated by the mods. Poop Ihrs claimed that the Palace of the Pee Pee would be built to honor the Ball God, which never was built. Unfortunately, Kush would fall again because of inactivity.[[File:Pissistkushhasbeenreclaimed.png|thumb|The Reddit post by u/dabsallovar announcing publicly the reinstatement of Kush.|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Pissistkushhasbeenreclaimed.png]]On April 30th 2020, a major event on Pissism's history happened. WeebyDeeby, the Ball God, resigned from his position as deity. He gave his power to Dabs, who have this position to Poop Ihrs. This was all caused because certain members in the [[Canadian Republic|Canadian Union]] turned partially Islamic, and harassed the Ball God, although this later turned out to be an effort by a vocal minority of users whom had a history in targeted harassment that didn't actually believe in Islam.


=== The Creation of Avalona ===
=== The Creation of Avalona ===
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Pee Pees aren't griefing, and aren't to be treated as griefing either. Pee Pees are supposed to be intrigued at not mildly annoyed. As so, you can't overdo Pee Pee Placement nor make or destroy a Pee Pee as a non-Pissist.
Pee Pees aren't griefing, and aren't to be treated as griefing either. Pee Pees are supposed to be intrigued at not mildly annoyed. As so, you can't overdo Pee Pee Placement nor make or destroy a Pee Pee as a non-Pissist.
==Predominantly Pissist towns and nations.==
==Predominantly Pissist towns and nations.==
[[File:Pissist.png|thumb|373x373px|Various expansions of Pissism around the world (Circa November 2019)|alt=|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Pissist.png]][[File:Pissismmap.png|alt=Whoops, I pissed on it!|thumb|373x373px|Various expansions of Pissism around the world past 2019 (Circa now)|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Pissismmap.png]]
[[File:Pissist.png|thumb|373x373px|Various expansions of Pissism around the world (Circa November 2019)|alt=|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Pissist.png]][[File:Pissismmap.png|alt=Whoops, I pissed on it!|thumb|373x373px|Various expansions of Pissism around the world past 2019 (Circa now)|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Pissismmap.png]]


*All towns within the nation of Avalon
*All towns within the nation of Avalon
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|'''The Wai Tee clan''' (Japanese: その ワイティー 一族) ([[Avalonese]]: ''Le Clanou dei Wai Tee'') Is a new clan identified by the mark "'''YT"''' in the nickname. Unlike most clans the clan name is in the back of user's names instead of the front. It was influenced by Youtuber tags people would often place into their usernames to self-promote their videos.
|'''The Wai Tee clan''' (Japanese: その ワイティー 一族) ([[Avalonese]]: ''Le Clanou dei Wai Tee'') Is a new clan identified by the mark "'''YT"''' in the nickname. Unlike most clans the clan name is in the back of user's names instead of the front. It was influenced by Youtuber tags people would often place into their usernames to self-promote their videos.
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|[[File:Cumminist Logo no words desaturated.png|thumb|180x180px|alt=]]
|[[File:Cpa logo no word.jpg|alt=|thumb|180x180px]]
|[[Cumminism|Cummunism]]
|[[Cumminism]]
|The idea of '''Cumminism''' was founded by [[GPM_Marcus]], a resident of [[Frederiction]], [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on 20th of June 2021 in [[The Cummunist Manifesto]], the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the [[Acadia|Acadian]] Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party. In GPM_Marcus's own words, ''"It is democratic socialism, with a mix of cum."''
|The idea of '''Cumminism''' was founded by [[GPM_Marcus]], a resident of New Moncton, [[Acadia]]. First drafted up on the 20th of June 2021 in [[Cumminist Manifesto|The Cumminist Manifesto]], the ideology was soon developed to be a working political party within the [[Acadia|Acadian]] Political Party System. Despite multiple limitations such as a slow computer, GPM_Marcus managed to create a fully functional party. In GPM_Marcus's own words, ''"It is democratic socialism, with a mix of cum."'' This ideology heavily surrounds Pissism. It demands the liberation of Pissists across the server, calling to the Pissists to overthrow any anti-pissist governing body.
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|[[File:CPA logo.jpg|alt=|thumb]]
|The [[Cumminism|Cummunist]] Party/Pissists of [[Acadia]] (CPA)
|The [[Cumminism|Cumminist]] Party/Pissists of [[Acadia]] (CPA)
|The [[Cumminism|Cumminist]] Party of Acadia is an Acadian political party founded by [[GPM_Marcus]]. in an effort to push [[Acadia]] to greatness with the power of Cummunism, the party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of [[the Acadian Prosperity Party]] and [[the National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realized that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to The Cumminist Pissists of Acadia. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.
|The [[Cumminism|Cumminist]] Party of Acadia is an Acadian political party founded by [[GPM_Marcus]]. in an effort to push [[Acadia]] to greatness with the power of Cummunism, the party ran for Chancellorship of Acadia to begin its forward-thinking ideals and plans for a greater Acadia. But, he was defeated by the joint effort of [[the Acadian Prosperity Party]] and [[the National Cockservative Party of Acadia]]. Soon later, GPM_Marcus realized that he must appeal to the wider public if he was to win an election. He officially announced his renaming of his party from the Cumminist Party of Acadia to The Cumminist Pissists of Acadia. He was a pure pissist and venerated the religion, enough to wish for it to become more than a religion: an entire political party based on Pissist ideals.
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|[[20th Century Faux]]
|[[20th Century Faux]]
|'''20th Century Faux''' is a Film Company that strides to make high-quality short films about the happenings of the server. These can range in genre usually dependent on the director involved. 20th Century Faux currently has 2 films released, including their debut film '[[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion]]', a Documentary on the religion Pissism in the server, which has garnered positive response from the community. And their second film 'How our Minecraft Server's Gang War started a World War', a film documenting and explaining the conundrum that the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War|Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War]], so far it has gained a positive response from the community.
|'''20th Century Faux''' is a Film Company that strides to make high-quality short films about the happenings of the server. These can range in genre usually dependent on the director involved. 20th Century Faux currently has 2 films released, including their debut film '[[Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion]]', a Documentary on the religion Pissism in the server, which has garnered positive response from the community. And their second film 'How our Minecraft Server's Gang War started a World War', a film documenting and explaining the conundrum that the [[Poop Dealer vs Penis Inspector Gang War|Poop Dealers vs Penis Inspectors Gang War]], so far it has gained a positive response from the community.
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|[[File:CUMB logo.png|thumb]]
|[[The Census Unit Maritime Bureau]] ''(Le Censou Uounhou Marotimei Bouriau)''
(CUMB)
|'''The Census Unit Maritime Bureau''', often abbreviated to C.U.M.B. is a department of [[The Grand Maritime Federation]] in charge of producing, distributing, and unveiling a monthly Census with the intent to keep track of activity, income, religion, and other factors within the GMF. Their emblem is partially adorned with miniature recreations of the [[Dildo's Dildo]].
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To get ordained as a [[The Poop|Poop]] is mostly impossible. As there can only be one per server, only a few select individuals will ever be a Poop in the server's lifespan. So pucker up to the current Poop and May the Pee Pee be with you!
To get ordained as a [[The Poop|Poop]] is mostly impossible. As there can only be one per server, only a few select individuals will ever be a Poop in the server's lifespan. So pucker up to the current Poop and May the Pee Pee be with you!
==Ancient Avalonese in Pissism==
==Ancient Avalonese in Pissism==
[[File:Pisssss.png|thumb|152x152px|An example of "Pissism Runes"|link=https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/File:Pisssss.png]][https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Avalonese#Ancient_Avalonese Ancient Avalonese], informally known as Pissism Runes, is the language used in Old Testament-age Pissism relics and for quotes in Pissism Churches. The language is a precursor for the modern day [[Avalonese]] and Anglicized Avalonese. The runes are not from the roman alphabet and show the possible birthplace of Pissism, which may have been from east Africa. They are often called Pissism Runes by those who are not familiar with Pissism. Many high-ranking officials such as Shites or the Poop can read Ancient Avalonese, and it is a requirement for a Poop to both read and speak it fluently. Think of it as the Latin of Pissism; pointless unless you are religious.
[[File:Pisssss.png|thumb|152x152px|An example of "Pissism Runes"|link=https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/File:Pisssss.png]][https://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Avalonese#Ancient_Avalonese Ancient Avalonese], informally known as Pissism Runes, is the language used in Old Testament-age Pissism relics and for quotes in Pissism Churches. The language is a precursor for the modern day [[Avalonese]] and Anglicized Avalonese. The runes are not from the roman alphabet and show the possible birthplace of Pissism, which may have been from east Africa. They are often called Pissism Runes by those who are not familiar with Pissism. Many high-ranking officials such as Shites or the Poop can read Ancient Avalonese, and it is a requirement for a Poop to both read and speak it fluently. Think of it as the Latin of Pissism; pointless unless you are religious.


For some strange reason, Google Translate places Ancient Avalonese as "[https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=am&op=translate Amharic]", truly bizarre.
For some strange reason, Google Translate places Ancient Avalonese as "[https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=am&op=translate Amharic]", truly bizarre.
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