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== ''' | {{Nation Infobox|image1 = NigerHaram.png|nation = Niger|capital = Various|leader = Various|army_size = Entire Population|political_system = Nigerism|largest_city = Kano|past_leaders = Skater, Toadally|past_capitals = Kano, Bikini Bottom|oldest_town = Kano}} | ||
== '''Description''' == | |||
Niger is the largest and most active nation on the African mainland. It was founded on November 25th as the Islamic_State by MLGTerra. Its leaders rotate between certain people, and so do the capitals. However, the nation spawn remains in Bikini Bottom. | |||
=== '''Government''' === | |||
The government of Niger is led by the Liter, who is non democratically elected through a rotation. The current Liter is Skater2323. | |||
==== '''Past Liters''' ==== | |||
* watergod | |||
* skater2323 | |||
* Toadally | |||
* Volzeran | |||
==== '''Constitution''' ==== | |||
The Niger Constitution is continually amended. A Big Boy in the nation can make any amendment and does not require approval. Current amendments are: | |||
# A shrine must be made to dukasv in every town in Niger. (Toadally) | |||
# Kill everyone on sight (Skater) | |||
# Skate fast, eat ass (Volzeran) | |||
# The song chirp is outlawed, and playing it is punishable by Bolivian raid (Toadally) | |||
# Legal disputes will be solved through a trial by combat. No armor shall be worn, each contestant given slowness 2 and weakness, and the fight will take place under water without water breathing. (Toadally) | |||
# if u ever make fun of leader shapiro or skater you shall face the punishment of slaughter on a video (Skater) | |||
# The national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fFSupGfZME [MaximillianMus - Oh Yeah Yeah] (Toadally) | |||
# Is a dude wearing big round sunglasses (FutureCW) | |||
# Sharia law is strictly enforced. Any violator of sharia law will be publicly executed in a slow and painful manner. (watergod) | |||
# 32Lavender is the only citizen of Niger that you are legally allowed to assassinate without approval (Toadally) | |||
# Islam is the official religion of Niger and will be followed by all citizens of Niger. (watergod) | |||
# Oh yeah yeah (Volzeran) | |||
# Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah (Toadally) | |||
# Slaid is superior to all amendments, except the 14th. (32Slaid) | |||
# Amendment 14 is hereby repealed (Toadally) | |||
# Paradoxes are outlawed. (Toadally) | |||
# The demonym for citizens of Niger is Nigerien (Toadally) | |||
# Nigers shouldn't die pathetically so we can preserve our public image. (32Slaid) | |||
# True Nigers don't recognize Sweden as a country (FenZenyatta) | |||
# every time you see liter skater or Shapiro you have to bow and praise us (Skater) | |||
# Niger Strong! (Toadally) | |||
# '''Server has shut down gracefully. No problems before this plugin shut down'''. Check #announcements for maintenance info, if there is no maintenance wait until the server starts again. (Toadally) | |||
# all women must wear a hijab (Skater) | |||
# Liters will always win court cases. (Toadally) | |||
# 32Lavender is not entitled to a fair trial. (Toadally) | |||
# 32Lavender does not have any rights (FutureCW) | |||
# 32Lavender must never get Chancellor (Toadally) | |||
# The National AR15 Marching Band of Niger is officially established (Toadally) | |||
# lavender will never be liter (Skater) | |||
# My name gae, oh yeah yeah (1212ra) | |||
# We all must have daily prayer in the mosque to praise LITER SKATER (FutureCW) | |||
# Any questioning of the formal constitution of Niger shall result in an instant death sentence without trial. (watergod) | |||
# Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! Mosque! (Toadally) | |||
# Slaid is better than Slide (32Slaid) | |||
# if you dont like hot cheetos , or you drink lemonade we will declare war on you (Skater) | |||
# uhhhhh Conman! (Toadally) | |||
# You gotta do the cooking by the book, then you'll have a... break it down bitch, lemme see you back it up (Volzeran) | |||
# Im gonna take ma horse to the hotel room (Skater) | |||
# cactusinapumpkin otherwise known as The Ice King shall never be attacked/pursued for he is a treasured Niger ally. (Volzeran) | |||
# We have to use our totems of undying carefully (FutureCW) | |||
# Niger man bad! (FutureCW) | |||
# Stop attacking Uesugi members we still have close ties to them (FutureCW) | |||
# rko outta no where (Skater) | |||
# CHUCK IS OURS (Toadally) | |||
# Somerset is a Niger colony! (Toadally) | |||
# Toycat is an official Niger colony (FutureCW) | |||
# Stretch every day in the #dukasv-gym! (Toadally) | |||
(Last updated 4/23/2019 at 5:38PM) | |||
== '''Towns''' == | |||
Type shit here | |||
'''Kano''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Ba Sing Se/Ba Sing Ge''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Blocku-Haram''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''New Toshka''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Bikini Bottom''' | |||
Home of the Krusty Krab (Niger Super Shop!) | |||
'''Gougaram''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Mahamdou''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Ndjamena''' | |||
yada yada | |||
'''Liberal Paradise''' | |||
HotSingleDad, 12YearOldBoi | |||
'''Keta Swamp''' | |||
Joined the country by accident. | |||
== Trivia == | |||
The only reason Niger was created instead of something else is because of the name. | |||
Their main source of income is (probably) raiding.[[Category:Africa]] | |||
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