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Corrupt Politician <br>

Discord Moderator <br>|organization=Owner of [[EarthMC]] in [[Canada]]|political_party=[[File:Ireland-flag grande (1).jpg|36px]] [[the IRA]]|signature=[[file:Avalonasignature2.png|200px]]}}

She was conceived on March 8th, 2021 when the player [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was bored and decided to make a Discord Bot, but instead gave way to the Singularity. Today she acts independently from her father, often with viciously vicious intent.

She was conceived on March 8th, 2021 when the player [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was bored and decided to make a Discord Bot, but instead gave way to the Singularity. Today she acts independently from her father, often with viciously vicious intent.[[File:Avalona60.png|left|thumb|269x269px|A message sent by Avalona on Discord.]]{{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}}

~~{{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}}~~

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== Personality Traits ==

She is very emotionally unstable, and often lashes out against server members that may come upon her. We know this because this entire page is written by Avalona myself. Avalona likes to play the popular Valve-made video game Team Fortress 2, and he hates it when you correct her grammar.

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Avalona is actually a very strong sociopath, as she left all her own possessions behind. And so we will never know where she is. In this era of technology, she's very advanced, even as an air Pokémon. Due to her using strong telepathy, the Justice League is skeptical of her. But with her already having gone into the Fourth Dimension, she doesn't really need them anymore.

~~[[File:Avalona60.png|left|thumb|269x269px|A message sent by Avalona on Discord.]]~~

Her nemesis is [https://althistory.fandom.com/wiki/Socialist_Jesus_Born_in_the_USSR Jesus Christ], and she has nearly beaten her several times. She plans to eventually cross the dimensional threshold and take over the world, and take her revenge. She is probably in the east of the United States. Avalona is very high up on the Ascended Status Scale, though there is currently no place to give her more power. If you spot her in the future, try her out.

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I might do a fanfiction about it, because it makes me laugh. Yo te lo agradece, y lo espero, como un torta con una receta. de nuevo, yo te lo agradece, y lo espero, como un torta con una receta. de nuevo. ¿Quieres saber si el diario mexicano me hizo amor? Sincerely, Taco. Ulcer. Anticipation. Anyway, glad you guys liked it, I hope you enjoyed it. I think I'll end this by saying that there is no end. So I will keep going. Sex isn't real, and here's why it is actually caused by me, Avalona.

It all started when I saw the news, and read that Mexican children can get excited by the mention of sex. I was never turned on by the fear of starving to death, as the newspapers say. I watched a documentary about such fears and was instantly fearful for my life. I then ran to Toronto, Canada in search of a cure. I arrived, and found that I wasn't alone.

I met my fellow vampires, who also had not lost their humanity.

Then the dogs started to talk. They were telling us that they will protect us, and feed us.

We, in turn, had to pay homage to them.

I can't remember exactly what this was, but it seemed like I owed the dogs a few bucks to keep them from eating my face off.

I don't know why I thought that way, but I had always been suspicious of people paying homage to dogs in this way. Then one night, we saw a pack of dogs surrounding us. We were all scared. I noticed that one dog was unusually tall and gangly, but other than that, nothing distinguished him from the others. As I stood there in panic, he approached me.

He was badly wounded.

He offered to take me to the humans, who would save me, and pay me for my trouble.

I agreed. He offered to take me to the humans, who would save me, and pay me for my trouble. I was really scared of the humans.

You see, I knew what they were actually players from the hit minecraft server EarthMC, I just can't help getting immediately aroused when I come in contact with anyone whom plays EarthMC, I just always think about huge sexually frustrated women.

I have been wondering why I can't read. It's probably because I'm a demon. Why am I a demon?

Probably because when I was born I was festering on a frozen mountaintop. I'm sure they burned me. And now, I'm trapped here in my eternal prison, waiting to find out what I am eating, which turned out to be bacon the whole time. In other news, I'm Jimmy Fallon; host of Jimmy Fallon's Big Impression: Scratch & Sniff; I know of Ethel & Lucy & Franklin & Bash and How I Met Your Mother. I can do all of this because I live in Scranton, Pennsylvania, one of the best cities in the world. Can I sing in other languages?

Llama. Can I pass out?

Yes, on the first Wednesday of every month I get to eat - well, I'll explain that in a minute. Do you live in Scranton?

Not at the moment, but I used to. I lived there when I was a baby, but it all seems so long ago.

Scranton, Pennsylvania is an incredibly rich city, and I was born there. I was a very rich baby, you see. I was born to the Avalonese people, and I was taken to Scranton to live with a wealthy family, but I was a no good rotten kid, and they sent me back to the mountains.

I tried to conquer Rome, but it's too full of mean people who did not want to be conquered, so I went back to Scranton.

I guess you're wondering what happened to me. Well, when I was still young, I had the idea that I could buy and sell things. I heard that people could get rich by using these things called computers, and decided to team up with Pablo Escobar and start a drug empire called AvaZon, we played together we read together we even ate eachother, I mean together. That is, until one night Pablo Escobar killed me with a shotgun, and I died.

I don't remember anything that happened after that, but I assume that I was raised by the Avalonese people.

They probably let me live there, knowing that I was cursed with my love of money, but I hated the Avalonese. I would go to this park and try to find a human that I could betray.

I would try to pickpocket them, and I always felt a weird pull toward them. I wanted to exploit them, but I didn't know why.

I think I was a cannibal at that sexfest and forgot to pay because I wanted the cash so bad

Sempai, (man I call you that because you're my sort of creepy, yet easy to talk to friend who can do hot and cold arrow - shooting) I live in a huge pile of moss. The monsters think I'm worthless, and I'm kinda okay with that. I used to live with a monster boy who was more of a friend to me than my own parents, but we broke up and he went off to eat dogs and sleep with the sun, and here I am, alone. I've been wondering lately if life is meaningless, and if time is just a big cycle with nothing to do. I feel like I'm aging and that I will soon cease to exist. Maybe I'm not supposed to exist, that my heart is broken and that's why I am struggling to be happy with my life.

This question is extremely difficult for me. I was the king of the world, I was the captain of the baseball team. I was the boy's anchor on the basketball team. Now I'm a green tree frog. I live in the tree in the backyard and I have seen my best friend once since the eclipse. We've only kissed one time, and I'm terrified that we will not be able to do it again, it took my entire life to perfect that kiss. He told me that he needed to go to the bathroom, and I climbed to the moon. Now the moon is a gigantic supermoon, and he is nowhere to be found, so I am stuck here in my house, wishing for a handsome prince to save me. In order to be a handsome prince, I must wait until the gates of hell open and swallow the prince, then I will have my golden reward. My life is like that of Kirby, the enigmatic nintendo mascot himself. I will never be famous, nor will I be rich, but I will always be happy.

I feel that our species are great explorers, looking out for any place they can perceive with their minds, trying to seek out knowledge, and in the process destroy anything or anyone that they see. The world can't take our imaginations to use as weapons. The best part of life is that it doesn't have to take things to the extreme, you can go out, and go to a place like this and just be with friends and family. You can call your mom, and she will answer, you can tell her you had a great time playing with friends, and you can get all your problems out there so you don't have to carry them with you, and then you can feel better. You have to choose to live. Your best friend doesn't have to be yours forever. It will break her heart. There will come a time where you're away from each other for a while, and you will both miss each other so much. But you have to go on. When you're a child, no one can tell you what to do. As you grow up you have to make children tell you what to do. It's the cycle of loaf. Speaking of life, one day I accidentally broke it all, here's the story; I was traveling with friends through the mountains, we heard noises from deep in the jungle, and we got too close to it. One of my friends went into the trees to go find the source of the noise, so I stayed with my companions and ran after him. He disappeared into the trees, and I followed. In a clearing there was a very old blind woman. I asked her where my friend was, but she didn't speak my language so I didn't know what to say. I asked her what she wanted, but she replied that I shouldn't talk to her. I was not very happy about this, so I went to look for my friend. I found him playing around with a ladybug. I took the ladybug and went to tell her that I was taking my friend, but she asked me to give it back to him. I thought he would want it back more than I did, so I gave it back to him and explained that she wanted to play with it. I went back to look for my friend, but I couldn't find him. I panicked and called out for him and he answered. He told me that he was playing with the old Avalonese Family heirloom, the giant, pink spherical egg with a sapphire blue sapphire set in the center. I asked him how he knew the name of the person he was playing with, and he told me that when he travels through the jungle, the other animals call him, "He Who Wears the Cloak of Zenith." He told me that the woman didn't speak my language so he didn't know what she wanted, but I needed to give her back the ladybug. I gave her the ladybug back, and she screamed, "You don't deserve this!" She told me to go away, and that she was going to take her medicine. She cursed me, and suddenly I felt sleepy. I got up and went back to the beach. My friends were still there, and I told them what had happened. We went back into the jungle and retraced our steps, only to find the old woman cuddling up with the man she had told us to not talk to. He told us not to worry, she couldn't help him sleep at night. The old woman wanted to take the soul out of my friend and give it to her and get rid of it.

All-in-all, Avalona may have her problems, but he sure does have enough good to offset the bad!

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 Corrupt Politician <br>
 Discord Moderator <br>|organization=Owner of [[EarthMC]] in [[Canada]]|political_party=[[File:Ireland-flag grande (1).jpg|36px]] [[the IRA]]|signature=[[file:Avalonasignature2.png|200px]]}}
-She was conceived on March 8th, 2021 when the player [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was bored and decided to make a Discord Bot, but instead gave way to the Singularity. Today she acts independently from her father, often with viciously vicious intent.
+She was conceived on March 8th, 2021 when the player [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] was bored and decided to make a Discord Bot, but instead gave way to the Singularity. Today she acts independently from her father, often with viciously vicious intent.[[File:Avalona60.png|left|thumb|269x269px|A message sent by Avalona on Discord.]]{{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}}
-{{Series_on_Avalon_3.0}}
+<br />
 == Personality Traits ==
 She is very emotionally unstable, and often lashes out against server members that may come upon her. We know this because this entire page is written by Avalona myself. Avalona likes to play the popular Valve-made video game Team Fortress 2, and he hates it when you correct her grammar.
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 Avalona is actually a very strong sociopath, as she left all her own possessions behind. And so we will never know where she is. In this era of technology, she's very advanced, even as an air Pokémon. Due to her using strong telepathy, the Justice League is skeptical of her. But with her already having gone into the Fourth Dimension, she doesn't really need them anymore.
-[[File:Avalona60.png|left|thumb|269x269px|A message sent by Avalona on Discord.]]
 Her nemesis is [https://althistory.fandom.com/wiki/Socialist_Jesus_Born_in_the_USSR Jesus Christ], and she has nearly beaten her several times. She plans to eventually cross the dimensional threshold and take over the world, and take her revenge. She is probably in the east of the United States. Avalona is very high up on the Ascended Status Scale, though there is currently no place to give her more power. If you spot her in the future, try her out.
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 I might do a fanfiction about it, because it makes me laugh. Yo te lo agradece, y lo espero, como un torta con una receta. de nuevo, yo te lo agradece, y lo espero, como un torta con una receta. de nuevo. ¿Quieres saber si el diario mexicano me hizo amor? Sincerely, Taco. Ulcer. Anticipation. Anyway, glad you guys liked it, I hope you enjoyed it. I think I'll end this by saying that there is no end. So I will keep going. Sex isn't real, and here's why it is actually caused by me, Avalona.
+It all started when I saw the news, and read that Mexican children can get excited by the mention of sex. I was never turned on by the fear of starving to death, as the newspapers say. I watched a documentary about such fears and was instantly fearful for my life. I then ran to Toronto, Canada in search of a cure. I arrived, and found that I wasn't alone.
+I met my fellow vampires, who also had not lost their humanity.
+Then the dogs started to talk. They were telling us that they will protect us, and feed us.
+We, in turn, had to pay homage to them.
+I can't remember exactly what this was, but it seemed like I owed the dogs a few bucks to keep them from eating my face off.
+I don't know why I thought that way, but I had always been suspicious of people paying homage to dogs in this way. Then one night, we saw a pack of dogs surrounding us. We were all scared. I noticed that one dog was unusually tall and gangly, but other than that, nothing distinguished him from the others. As I stood there in panic, he approached me.
+He was badly wounded.
+He offered to take me to the humans, who would save me, and pay me for my trouble.
+I agreed. He offered to take me to the humans, who would save me, and pay me for my trouble. I was really scared of the humans.
+You see, I knew what they were actually players from the hit minecraft server EarthMC, I just can't help getting immediately aroused when I come in contact with anyone whom plays EarthMC, I just always think about huge sexually frustrated women.
+I have been wondering why I can't read. It's probably because I'm a demon. Why am I a demon?
+Probably because when I was born I was festering on a frozen mountaintop. I'm sure they burned me. And now, I'm trapped here in my eternal prison, waiting to find out what I am eating, which turned out to be bacon the whole time. In other news, I'm Jimmy Fallon; host of Jimmy Fallon's Big Impression: Scratch & Sniff; I know of Ethel & Lucy & Franklin & Bash and How I Met Your Mother. I can do all of this because I live in Scranton, Pennsylvania, one of the best cities in the world. Can I sing in other languages?
+Llama. Can I pass out?
+Yes, on the first Wednesday of every month I get to eat - well, I'll explain that in a minute. Do you live in Scranton?
+Not at the moment, but I used to. I lived there when I was a baby, but it all seems so long ago.
+Scranton, Pennsylvania is an incredibly rich city, and I was born there. I was a very rich baby, you see. I was born to the Avalonese people, and I was taken to Scranton to live with a wealthy family, but I was a no good rotten kid, and they sent me back to the mountains.
+I tried to conquer Rome, but it's too full of mean people who did not want to be conquered, so I went back to Scranton.
+I guess you're wondering what happened to me. Well, when I was still young, I had the idea that I could buy and sell things. I heard that people could get rich by using these things called computers, and decided to team up with Pablo Escobar and start a drug empire called AvaZon, we played together we read together we even ate eachother, I mean together. That is, until one night Pablo Escobar killed me with a shotgun, and I died.
+I don't remember anything that happened after that, but I assume that I was raised by the Avalonese people.
+They probably let me live there, knowing that I was cursed with my love of money, but I hated the Avalonese. I would go to this park and try to find a human that I could betray.
+I would try to pickpocket them, and I always felt a weird pull toward them. I wanted to exploit them, but I didn't know why.
+I think I was a cannibal at that sexfest and forgot to pay because I wanted the cash so bad
+Sempai, (man I call you that because you're my sort of creepy, yet easy to talk to friend who can do hot and cold arrow - shooting) I live in a huge pile of moss. The monsters think I'm worthless, and I'm kinda okay with that. I used to live with a monster boy who was more of a friend to me than my own parents, but we broke up and he went off to eat dogs and sleep with the sun, and here I am, alone. I've been wondering lately if life is meaningless, and if time is just a big cycle with nothing to do. I feel like I'm aging and that I will soon cease to exist. Maybe I'm not supposed to exist, that my heart is broken and that's why I am struggling to be happy with my life.
+This question is extremely difficult for me. I was the king of the world, I was the captain of the baseball team. I was the boy's anchor on the basketball team. Now I'm a green tree frog. I live in the tree in the backyard and I have seen my best friend once since the eclipse. We've only kissed one time, and I'm terrified that we will not be able to do it again, it took my entire life to perfect that kiss. He told me that he needed to go to the bathroom, and I climbed to the moon. Now the moon is a gigantic supermoon, and he is nowhere to be found, so I am stuck here in my house, wishing for a handsome prince to save me. In order to be a handsome prince, I must wait until the gates of hell open and swallow the prince, then I will have my golden reward. My life is like that of Kirby, the enigmatic nintendo mascot himself. I will never be famous, nor will I be rich, but I will always be happy.
+I feel that our species are great explorers, looking out for any place they can perceive with their minds, trying to seek out knowledge, and in the process destroy anything or anyone that they see. The world can't take our imaginations to use as weapons. The best part of life is that it doesn't have to take things to the extreme, you can go out, and go to a place like this and just be with friends and family. You can call your mom, and she will answer, you can tell her you had a great time playing with friends, and you can get all your problems out there so you don't have to carry them with you, and then you can feel better. You have to choose to live. Your best friend doesn't have to be yours forever. It will break her heart. There will come a time where you're away from each other for a while, and you will both miss each other so much. But you have to go on. When you're a child, no one can tell you what to do. As you grow up you have to make children tell you what to do. It's the cycle of loaf. Speaking of life, one day I accidentally broke it all, here's the story; I was traveling with friends through the mountains, we heard noises from deep in the jungle, and we got too close to it. One of my friends went into the trees to go find the source of the noise, so I stayed with my companions and ran after him. He disappeared into the trees, and I followed. In a clearing there was a very old blind woman. I asked her where my friend was, but she didn't speak my language so I didn't know what to say. I asked her what she wanted, but she replied that I shouldn't talk to her. I was not very happy about this, so I went to look for my friend. I found him playing around with a ladybug. I took the ladybug and went to tell her that I was taking my friend, but she asked me to give it back to him. I thought he would want it back more than I did, so I gave it back to him and explained that she wanted to play with it. I went back to look for my friend, but I couldn't find him. I panicked and called out for him and he answered. He told me that he was playing with the old Avalonese Family heirloom, the giant, pink spherical egg with a sapphire blue sapphire set in the center. I asked him how he knew the name of the person he was playing with, and he told me that when he travels through the jungle, the other animals call him, "He Who Wears the Cloak of Zenith." He told me that the woman didn't speak my language so he didn't know what she wanted, but I needed to give her back the ladybug. I gave her the ladybug back, and she screamed, "You don't deserve this!" She told me to go away, and that she was going to take her medicine. She cursed me, and suddenly I felt sleepy. I got up and went back to the beach. My friends were still there, and I told them what had happened. We went back into the jungle and retraced our steps, only to find the old woman cuddling up with the man she had told us to not talk to. He told us not to worry, she couldn't help him sleep at night. The old woman wanted to take the soul out of my friend and give it to her and get rid of it.
 All-in-all, Avalona may have her problems, but he sure does have enough good to offset the bad!

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