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Llamaism is an old, peaceful religion originating from Canada spreading to South America then becoming Inca Llamaism being mostly practised in [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta] region where it is now most practised. It was suppressed when the Inca empire fell. On the 29 of January 2018 when [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson Micheal Jackson], (now S[http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson aint Micheal Jackson]) nailed the rules of Inca Llamaism to the door of the [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta] old Llama church door (it is never proven that he did this) the religion came back. [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/HolyDalaiLlama?venotify=created HolyDalaiLlama] started the Llamaist revolution making it the Antofagastian state religion again. On the first of May [[TheHolyLlamaPope]] jumped in the volcano at Antofagasta to stop it from erupting. He died and for a couple of days, there was no pope, until the council chose Atahualpa, who wanted to reform Inca-Llamaism, and he did, he changed the rules and introduced a new bible, and renamed the things to make everything more Incan, he also made [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Pietje Peete] pope, because only a Llama can represent God. | |||
== Altapinùs == | == Altapinùs == | ||
This is the second version of the Inca-Llamaism Bible. The first version was rewritten many times and has changed a lot true history. God gave Atahualpa the knowledge to write this book in “the dream of the five statues” you will read about in the paragraph ‘Atahualpa’. | This is the second version of the Inca-Llamaism Bible. The first version was rewritten many times and has changed a lot of true history. God gave Atahualpa the knowledge to write this book in “the dream of the five statues” you will read about in the paragraph ‘Atahualpa’. | ||
The Beginning | The Beginning | ||
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The Troubles | The Troubles | ||
But when | But when Huayna Capac died the troubles came. Huayna Capac split the Empire it two parts, his son Huáscar was given the north and his brother, Atahualpa, the south. This was not the best idea of Huayna Capac and a civil war emerged not much later. It was bloody and thousands died, but in the end Atahualpa won. But when he won the troubles weren’t over. First there was a epidemy that killed s quarter of the population. It was a punishment from God. Later foreigners from the kingdom of Spain came down to conquer the riches of the Inca’s. Atahualpa was captured and his brother and best advisors fled on a ship across the oceans. Atahualpa was later killed and the Inca empire fell into a ruin. But that wasn’t the end of the problems raiders of all over the continent and beyond came to raid the gold of the Inca’s and later the great volcano Llullaillaco near Antofagasta erupted. It destroyed a lot and caused a lot of damage and death but in the end it made the ground fertile so more people came. This was a gift of God for all the problems he had caused. While this happened the brother of Atahualpa (Túpac Hualpa) and his advisors stranded on a strand in Fouthland, there was a lot of gold and other riches so the stranded Inca’s took their chance and raided it all. But when they were almost finished the hunting group Fourthlanders returned and attacked the Inca’s but the Inca’s flee just on time to pretend fighting. This event started the Inca-Fouthland war. They sailed back to Antofagasta and when they arrived the peace was back and a lot have happened, Llamaism was forbidden and got underground, Machu-Picchu was disbanded, there were a lot of foreigners even a group of Mongols who lost their home and now live in the Andes and a lot more. When they were back for a month the troubles came back. A group of Russians heard of the Llamas and wanted them too, but the Incas (who weren’t allowed to call themselves Inca’s anymore but only Spanish slaves) didn’t want to sell them. This started the Llama war. The Spanish agreed with the Incas and helped them but it wasn’t enough. The Russians were powerful and demanded it and threatened the Inca’s. finally the Russians won and they got the Llamas for a good price. But when they were gone the Fouthlanders found the Inca’s and raided and destroyed the city. There were heavy battles with a lot of casualties but in the end the Incas won. The Incas would never recovered of all those things ever since until march 2017. The Llamaism got underground with a few followers and a pope. Later when the pope died the pope generation was ended. When the pope and most of the Llamaist died there was no-one left to pray for me so I grew a bit weaker. | ||
The Reconstruction | The Reconstruction | ||
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After Atahualpa was chosen pope of Inca-Llamaism he declared TheHolyLlamaPope holy. He made new rules for Inca-Llamaist’s and introduced the new Bible. The new rules he made are not very strict, you can still be a Inca-Llamaist if you do not follow those rules, but you will never go to the Llama-heavens as a Llama. He also reformed the leadership of the faith. From now on only Llamas are allowed to rule the faith. No man can represent the Llama God, only Llamas can. Atahualpa also renamed the word pope to Piùs and Bible to Altapinùs because it sounded to western. | After Atahualpa was chosen pope of Inca-Llamaism he declared TheHolyLlamaPope holy. He made new rules for Inca-Llamaist’s and introduced the new Bible. The new rules he made are not very strict, you can still be a Inca-Llamaist if you do not follow those rules, but you will never go to the Llama-heavens as a Llama. He also reformed the leadership of the faith. From now on only Llamas are allowed to rule the faith. No man can represent the Llama God, only Llamas can. Atahualpa also renamed the word pope to Piùs and Bible to Altapinùs because it sounded to western. | ||
The Fall | |||
On August 25, 2018 Incan Llamaism fell to Unified Llamaism. The leaders quit and on the 25th they conceded that Incan Llamaism is now a former religion. | |||
== Popes == | == Popes == | ||
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* [http://earthmc. | * [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/HolyDalaiLlama?venotify=created HolyDalaiLlama] (29.01.2018 - 28.03.2018) | ||
* [http://earthmc. | * [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/TheHolyLlamaPope?venotify=created TheHolyLlamaPope] (28.03.2018 - 01.05.2018) | ||
* [[Atahualpa]] (01.05.2018) | * [[Atahualpa]] (01.05.2018 - 01.05.2018) | ||
* [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Pietje Pietje] (01.05.2018 - 21.6.2018 ) | |||
* Lllapu (21.6.2018 - ... ) | |||
== Inca Llamaist | == Inca Llamaist holydays == | ||
* llamadan | * llamadan | ||
* llamanic | * llamanic | ||
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== Rules of Inca Llamaism == | == Rules of Inca Llamaism == | ||
1. Do not steal.; | 1. Do not steal.; | ||
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2. Do not rape; | 2. Do not rape; | ||
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8. Do not practice Nazism; | 8. Do not practice Nazism; | ||
9. Do not own a weapon. | 9. Do not own a weapon that is meant to attack or kill people except for the next reasons: It is allowed to protect yourself; It is allowed to use in a war you are called for by your leader. | ||
== Believes == | == Believes == | ||
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Eating potatoes at least 3 times a week is very healthy. | Eating potatoes at least 3 times a week is very healthy. | ||
Every Inca-Llamaist have to visit Antofagasta at least one time. | Every Inca-Llamaist have to visit Antofagasta at least one time. | ||
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== The Heavens == | == The Heavens == | ||
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== Inca-Llamaists == | == Inca-Llamaists == | ||
* [http://earthmc. | * [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Pachacuti Pachacuti_] | ||
* | * Topa Yupanqui | ||
* [[fabian2003]] | * [[fabian2003]] | ||
* | * MancoCapac | ||
* lolus123 | * lolus123 | ||
* EmilBoyeDK | * EmilBoyeDK | ||
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* Scarydragon | * Scarydragon | ||
* policemankaden | * policemankaden | ||
* | * Rafstar1 | ||
* supersun30 | |||
* wafflenator2011 | |||
* n00b_KiLL3r | |||
* ZammitPower | |||
* MrsCastiel | |||
* pingpng | |||
* SunHeart88 | |||
* nits34 | |||
* doriendragon | |||
* Rubberbutt33 | |||
* archeuscraft | |||
* [[The_Pock]] | |||
* Jooey | |||
* gabbemoja | |||
* Lord_Bwekfest | |||
* Jacob8858 | |||
* Nycoii | |||
* _TheRedBaron | |||
== Inca-Llamaist nations == | == Inca-Llamaist nations == | ||
* The_Inca_Empire | |||
== Inca-Llamaist towns == | == Inca-Llamaist towns == | ||
* [http://earthmc. | * [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta] | ||
* [http://earthmc. | * [http://wiki.earthmc.net/wiki/The_Mirage The_Mirage] | ||
* [[San_Escobar]] | * [[San_Escobar]] | ||
* [[Carrasco]] | * [[Carrasco]] | ||
* [[Flinders]] | * [[Flinders]] | ||
* [[Arequipa]] | |||
* Cuzco | |||
* La_Paz | |||
* Machu_Picchu | |||
== Inca Llamaist | == Inca Llamaist temples (locations) == | ||
* Antofagasta | * Antofagasta | ||
* The_Mirage | * The_Mirage | ||
* | * EuskalHerria | ||
[[Category: | (If you, your town, or your nation are on a list and you are nlreotot anymore, either, are not a llamaist anymore, your mayor said your entire town is, but you are not, or other reasons, tell me in the commentsection bellow, i don't want people to be assigned to the wrong religion, G'day Y'all) | ||
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