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'''The Pissist Republic of Avalon''' was founded by [[Riley_McDonut]] on June 13th, 2019. The nation is a Federal Dictatorship and self-proclaimed Meme Nation on the island of Newfoundland, with territories throughout the island and even expanding upon the mainland of Svalbard.{{Avalon_template_made_by_No_Jewtsu|color = #bf0600|title1 = Avalon {{Eras|flooding|crowded|stabilization|turmoil|illusory|decay}}|image1 = [[File:Flagofavalon2.png|275px]]|image3 =[[File:Avalonmap2021.png|310px]] |full_name = The Pissist Republic of Avalon|demonym = [[File:Avalonn.png|30px]] [[Avalonese]]|motto = "𝘔𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶"|towns = 5|capital_city = [[File:Avalonn.png|30px]] [[Dildo]]|established = June 13th, 2019|head_of_state = [[File:Mattyg2012.png|30px]] [[MattyG2012]]|prime_minister = [[File:Rileymcd.png|30px]] [[Riley_McDonut]]|political_system = [[File:Democratic.png|30px]] [[Theocracy]]|economic_system = [[file:Gold Icon.png|30px]] [[Capitalism]]|official_language = [[File:Flagofavalon.png|36px]] [[Avalonese]]

[[File:GMFP Flag.png|30px]] [[The Grand Maritime Federation of Pissists]]|n_list_page = 2|national_anthem = Crab Rave

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Avalon formerly controlled the territories of Prince Edward's Island, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Anticosti Island, a small portion of Maine, a portion of Quebec and an overseas territories more southward, along with that Avalon had a colony in northwestern Africa by the name of [[Western_Sahara]], and also formerly a Dominion by the name of [[Slave]] in western Canada. Due to their historic borders and humorous demeanor, Avalon is very well known throughout EarthMC. Avalon, as of recording has 140 citizens and five towns. Avalon's capital and largest town is Dildo, and the oldest town in the nation is pee_pee_island. Avalon primarily speaks [[Avalonese]] and English, but formerly many towns in the nation also spoke French, Korean, Russian, German, Filipino, Polish, Vinnish, Danish, Lithuanian and Hungarian. There is an official Avalonese translator [https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoStandardAvalonese here].

The territories under Avalon were originally under rule by the [[New Scotland]] colony of Nova Scotia (not the recent one) before the leader of Nova Scotia, Aceshooter11 put the nation on auction, hearing about this news and worried about losing one of their allies [[Quebec]] funded the nation of [[Newfoundland]], with it's capital in the modern day city of Town, Newfoundland. Quebec wanted all the Nova Scotian territory to join Newfoundland before Nova Scotia could be bought out. Fearing Newfoundland would become a puppet state of Quebec, Riley_McDonut talked to the leader of Newfoundland and negotiated about the concept of declaring independence. After saving up the required amount of gold and having swayed the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador, Riley created the Nation of Newfoundland. With it's capital in his town, Dildo. Riley got a good amount of towns to join and he started work on connecting them via ice roads when the leader of Labrador wanted the nation name Newfoundland back. Struggling to find a replacement name he referred to an old treaty between Dildo and pee_pee_island that split the possible territory both towns could expand into the Avalon peninsula in half, named the Treaty of Avalon. And renamed his nation to Avalon. More towns would later join Avalon like Arsefacey, VirginCove and Condom. And a few of Avalon towns have even landed themselves in youtube videos such as when [[Toycat]] visited pee_pee_island while touring EarthMC for his video on the server

Before this, on May 15th, Riley_McDonut and Dabs_All_OvarYT came up with a treaty to split the land of the Avalon Peninsula in two. One side Riley would be able to claim, and with the other Dabs could expand. With this treaty claim bordering was allowed, however, today it has become a problem for Pee Pee Island. This is since Pee Pee Island was given the landlocked side, so now it will become harder than ever to expand. Meanwhile, on May 20th, Dabs would pass the pure pp law, which prohibits the alteration of the island without his permission. After that, on May 25th, Matty would finish his first tower which is also his. It would be named Pee Pee Tower and would stand at 40 blocks tall. On May 30th, Riley would run for Prime Minister of the Celtic Union and ultimately get second. Then, on June 2nd, Dabs would implement an automatic tax that accidentally kicked anyone who didn't have the desired amount. This resulted in everyone being kicked including MagmaWarrior, KittyCompulsion, MattyG2012, and ToboCoolMan2000. Matty and Tobo would rejoin, but the population was brought down to three. Finally, On June 10th, MattyG2012 would finish the next tower in Pee Pee Island. It would be called Tobo Tower and stand "at an unplanned 69 blocks tall".[[File:Treatyofavalon-0.jpeg|thumb|232x232px|The Treaty Of Avalon’s described borderline from the original suggestion for the treaty]]

On June 11th, leader of Nova Scotia (not the recent one); Aceshooter11 would place the nation on auction in his discord server, and would be scammed by [[Somerset]]. Many towns in current day Avalon were once part of [[New Scotland|Nova Scotia]] so with no other options they left the nation out of fear. Sensing a power-vacuum and not wanting to lose entirely one of their close ally nations, [[Quebec]] funds the nation of [[Newfoundland]] and establishes it on June 11th, and places its capital, Harbour, in the northwestern part of the island of Newfoundland. Many of these yet-to-be-Avalon towns instinctively join and all is well for a small while. Shortly after, Riley_McDonut; leader of Dildo gains suspicions about Quebec’s intent in funding Newfoundland and what influence they would have for all the towns. Riley was also frustrated with the leader of Newfoundland on his lack of compliance with moving the capital to Dildo. So Riley uses all the gold he has, along with other gold he had collected from individuals to try and create a nation. But there was one thing missing, a name. He didn’t have many ideas for a nation name and polls in Pee Pee Island’s discord did little, so instead, he negotiated with the today-unknown leader of Newfoundland, placed in his position by Quebec. Riley managed by some means to sway the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador since their new capital, Town, was moved onto mainland Canada in the Labrador area. Riley then created the Nation of Newfoundland on June 13th. Many towns would eventually join including Pee Pee Island. The future was looking bright for Newfoundland up until the leader of Labrador asked for his nation name back. Riley struggled to find a name seeing he had used Labrador's previously. He would ultimately be stuck with names like Atlantic or even Labrador again, however, MattyG2012 would remind Riley of the old Treaty of Avalon. Riley was doubtful at first but began to like the name. So, On June 20th, Old Newfoundland would be renamed Avalon from thereon. This allowed Labrador to rename to Newfoundland and would kickstart the Avalonese identity within Avalon citizens.

* [https://earthmc.fandom.com/wiki/Remcoms Remcoms] - Remcoms is an Avalonese YouTuber who made "a Tour of Avalon" and other EarthMC related by content. He made the town Labrador (aka Sex) and is an ex-pee pee island and ex-Slave resident. Funny youtuber you should subscribe. He is also now the king of Kaska, which was once RedY0shi's nation.

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