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{{EnhancedPlayer|image1=[[file:Nohaser.png|300px]] <br> Greaseballer in front of Kiir's logo|aliases=Noah <br> Noahs|eras={{eras|crowded|stabilization|turmoil|illusory|decay}}|nation=[[file:Flag-0.png|30px]] [[Nubia]]|town=[[file:kiirflag.png|30px]] [[Kiir]]|towny_rank=Mayor|occupation=Mayor of [[Kiir]]|gender=[[file:Male.png|20px]] Male|nationality=American|nation_history=<b> Usage of DD/MM/YY </b>
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* 19/09/2019 - 'Present' [[file:Flag-0.png|30px]] [[Nubia]]|status=Active|server_role=Player|spouse=<b> Greaseballer claims to be married to several people, however they do not recognise the marriages. These include: </b> <br> Amphire <br> [[gorkymoo1119]] <br> nbax <br> SovietLord <br> <b> These are the marriages that the other person recognizes </b> <br> [[Driifter]]|date_of_spawn=17th September 2019|place_of_spawn=[[Persepolis]]|signature=[[file:man3.png]]|height=5'11|weight=176 lbs|organization=Kiir Strip Clubs}}
* 19/09/2019 - 'Present' [[file:Flag-0.png|30px]] [[Nubia]]|status=Active|server_role=Player|spouse=<b> Greaseballer claims to be married to several people, however they do not recognise the marriages. These include: </b> <br> Amphire <br> [[gorkymoo1119]] <br> nbax <br> SovietLord <br> <b>|date_of_spawn=17th September 2019|place_of_spawn=[[Persepolis]]|signature=[[file:man3.png]]|height=5'11|weight=147 lbs|organization=Kiir Strip Clubs|zodiac=carrot}}{{SidebarGreaseballer}}
'''Greaseballer''' (formerly '''Noahser''' and '''noahsermoo1119''') is a [[Nubia|Nubian]] player who first joined on the 17th of September 2019, and has been playing since. He was formerly Minister of Cultural Affairs for [[Nubia]] (from September 2020 - January 2021), and former Nubian Minister of Defence. He is also the leader of [[Kiir]], which managed reached over 70 residents at peak with [[gorkymoo1119]] and [[twomoo1119]]'s help.
'''Greaseballer''' (formerly '''Noahser''' and '''noahsermoo1119''') is a [[Nubia|Nubian]] player who first joined on the 17th of September 2019, and has been playing since. He was formerly Minister of Cultural Affairs for [[Nubia]] (from September 2020 - January 2021), and former Nubian Minister of Defence. He is also the leader of [[Kiir]], which managed reached over 70 residents at peak with [[gorkymoo1119]] and [[twomoo1119]]'s help.


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== Politics ==
== Politics ==
Greaseballer's first political position was Kephale in the [[Greater Roman Empire (GRE)]] in late 2019. He was appointed to be one by [[twomoo1119]], along with a resident of [[El Obeid]]. He would later run for Magister Militum, and win. He didn't do much of anything as MM, and would take a break near the end of his term to focus on other servers. It would be all the way until June of 2020 when he would get another political position. He was Minister of Defence for Nubia for 3 days in June before resigning to focus on other servers. When he came back, he ran as Minister of Cultural Affairs several times, but was never elected. He managed to get MoCA when [[iamkeg]] resigned in October. He would then run again in November and [[December 2020 Nubia elections|December]], winning both terms, but would stop running in [[January 2021 Nubia elections|January]].
Greaseballer's first political position was Kephale in the [[Greater Roman Empire (GRE)|GRE]] in late 2019. He was appointed to be one by [[twomoo1119]], along with a resident of [[El Obeid]]. He would later run for Magister Militum, and win. He didn't do much of anything as MM, and would take a break near the end of his term to focus on other servers. It would be all the way until June of 2020 when he would get another political position. He was Minister of Defence for Nubia for 3 days in June before resigning to focus on other servers. When he came back, he ran as Minister of Cultural Affairs several times, but was never elected. He managed to get MoCA when [[iamkeg]] resigned in October. He would then run again in November and [[December 2020 Nubia elections|December]], winning both terms, but would stop running in [[January 2021 Nubia elections|January]].
== Tactical Marriage ==
== Marriages ==
Greaseballer is currently married to 5 people, Amphire, Nbax, Sovietlord, [[Driifter]], and [[Gorkymoo1119]]. Only one of these marriages are recognized, the one with [[Driiftermoo1119]]. Only 2 of these marriages have had weddings, those being Amphire and Sovietlord, The others didn't, but weddings with [[Gorkymoo1119]] and [[Driifter]] are possible in the future. The majority of these marriages were set up to anger the person that is getting married and almost all of these marriages were ironic.
{{Main article|Marriages of Greaseballer}}
Greaseballer has attempted to engage in [[Marriages of Greaseballer|marriages]] with several people, often ironically with the other individual in the alleged relationship not recognizing it. [[Driifter]] is the only person to recognise their marriage with Greaseballer, however no wedding has been held yet.


=== Marriage with Amphire ===
Greaseballer also claims to be [[Marriages of Greaseballer|married]] to 4 others, being Amphire, [[gorkymoo1119]], nbax and SovietLord.
In response to [[Mongolia]] declaring war on [[Nubia]], Greaseballer set up a marriage with Amphire in an attempt to anger him. A wedding was organized at [[Kraftier]] on September 20th, 2020. When the day arrived, it was heavily advertised in chat by the Nubians, the location was also switched to Dharug so more people could get there. Right before the wedding, Amphire left the server, so Greaseballer got [[StarKiller1744]] to put on Amphires skin and act as him. and on September 20th, 2020, Amphire and Greaseballer "married"
 
=== Marriage with SovietLord ===
On December 2nd, 2020, SovietLord and Greaseballer married. This marriage was due to several reasons, First was the fact that SovietLord is communist, and Greaseballer despises communism. The 2nd reason is SovietLord was saying homophobic things in global chat earlier in the day, and in an attempt to anger him. The wedding was organized on the spot and advertised in the chat at Arkansas. Nubians then came into Arkansas, in response Sovietlord set the nation spawn to private. The wedding soon turned into a battle between [[Nubia]] and Arkansas, but everyone left when Cubs_ showed up.
 
=== Marriage with Nbax ===
Greaseballer's marriage with nbax was set up only to piss off nbax, as he was rude to Greaseballer in global chat. This one had no official wedding, just [[Nubia]] mentioning it in global. nbax would later join Nubia's vc, only to get server muted.
 
=== Marriage with [[Gorkymoo1119]] ===
This marriages only purpose was to mess with [[gorkymoo1119]] and offend him. After awhile, Greaseballer just started saying that [[gorkymoo1119]] was his "Irish German American Wife" which tilted him.
 
=== Marriage with [[Driiftermoo1119|Driifter]] ===
This marriage was made semi-seriously as both of them are good friends, and Noahser wanted to marry a woman, as all the people he had married previously were men. Unlike the previous marriages, [[Driifter]] recognized it, but like the last 2, there was no wedding, as Noahser finds unironic block game weddings cringe. This marriage only pushed the myth that [[Driifter]] and Noahser are in a relationship, which isn't true as they did it because they are close friends.
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== Books ==
== Books ==
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* Lottie x Alex: made for the same reason as above, written in May 2020.
* Lottie x Alex: made for the same reason as above, written in May 2020.
* [[Raining Oranges]] Rant: Made during the Ethiopian Revolution to attack [[Raining_Oranges]], the leader of [[Yemen]], for his failure to rule [[Nubia]]. It talks about how he has failed to run [[Yemen]], him putting his friends in high positions of power, and him allegedly simping for Zovely, a resident of [[Yemen]]. He then posted it in the [[Yemen]] discord, which got him banned from it. Then, he converted it into a mp3 file and played it in the [[Yemen]] vc, which got the alt he used banned. Written in May 2020.
* [[Raining Oranges]] Rant: Made during the Ethiopian Revolution to attack [[Raining_Oranges]], the leader of [[Yemen]], for his failure to rule [[Nubia]]. It talks about how he has failed to run [[Yemen]], him putting his friends in high positions of power, and him allegedly simping for Zovely, a resident of [[Yemen]]. He then posted it in the [[Yemen]] discord, which got him banned from it. Then, he converted it into a mp3 file and played it in the [[Yemen]] vc, which got the alt he used banned. Written in May 2020.
 
*Oranges x Zovely: made to annoy [[Raining_Oranges]] and Zovely, written in May 2020
Oranges x Zovely: made to annoy Raining_Oranges and Zovely, written in May 2020


== Wars ==
== Wars ==
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''Main article: [[Nubia-Kindu War]]''
''Main article: [[Nubia-Kindu War]]''


in February 2020, Kindu would revolt again and join Rwanda. This would be a disaster for them, as [[Nubia]] would quickly start attacking. He would lead the [[Second Kindu Offensive]], which saw the deaths of several Kinduans. He also held off 2 5v1s, killing zwin32 and deathmongr in them. This war would also cool down as Kindu went inactive shortly after the battles
in February 2020, Kindu would revolt again and join Rwanda. This would be a disaster for them, as [[Nubia]] would quickly start attacking. He would lead the [[Second Kindu Offensive]], which saw the deaths of several Kinduans. He also held off 2 5v1s, killing zwin32 and deathmongr in them. This war would also cool down as Kindu went inactive shortly after the battles.
 
== Friends ==
 
=== Close friends: ===
 
* [[Driiftermoo1119|Driifter]]
* [[Lopile]]
* [[Twomoo1119]]
* [[Meganmoo1119]]
*[[th0op]]
* [[Gorkymoo1119]]
* [[Iamkeg]]
*[[StarKiller1744]]


=== General friends: ===
== Aurora ==
Greaseballer joined Aurora on the opening day, May 1st 2022, creating Niagara Falls, the first town in North America. He would then invite his friends phrouge, FloorLicker, and Driifter to help run the nation. On June 22nd 2022, he founded the nation of Niagara, and later joined Canada as a province. After which, he began to host Ice sumo tournaments, a sport that was first created in [[Kiir]]. Ice sumo became a huge hit, with many big names competing, with kazucc, Mikey__, and pezos dominating the sport.


* [[Thee Boss]]
Greaseballer temporary left EarthMC in March 2023, due to boredom, but would return in November 2023, unclaimed most of Niagara, and run with the gold to create Gizzard, an entirely underground town in the North Atlantic.
* [[UsualMoo1119]]
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* Twict
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* Tafffy
* [[Pirate_Ron]]
* stiiiiick
* [[Sad_poo]]
* Yoda2301
* FonderLightning
* dsimon44_
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