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# You shall eat no other foods than hotdogs.( exemptions include the ingredients to hotdogs and potato’s because we chill with them) | # You shall eat no other foods than hotdogs.( exemptions include the ingredients to hotdogs and potato’s because we chill with them) | ||
# Thou shall not worship any foods other than hotdogs.(except potatoes) | # Thou shall not worship any foods other than hotdogs.(except potatoes) | ||
# Thou shall not take | # Thou shall not take Zeus’s name in vain. | ||
# Remember to keep national hotdog eating day a holy holiday. | # Remember to keep national hotdog eating day a holy holiday. | ||
# Honor thy bread and thy meat. | # Honor thy bread and thy meat. | ||
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=== EXPOSITION: === | === EXPOSITION: === | ||
It is know that life on EarthMC hadn’t existed before the creation of the hotdog. Then the ever loving Zeus decided to gift the world with his greatest creation... the hotdog. Along with is great flavor the hotdog brought life it self to the great world of EarthMC. Although it is unknown how the great and mighty Jesus thought of the hot dog, many demigods such as the likes of Mr.beast and Pewdiepie speculate that | It is know that life on EarthMC hadn’t existed before the creation of the hotdog. Then the ever loving Zeus decided to gift the world with his greatest creation... the hotdog. Along with is great flavor the hotdog brought life it self to the great world of EarthMC. Although it is unknown how the great and mighty Jesus thought of the hot dog, many demigods such as the likes of Mr.beast and Pewdiepie speculate that Zeus had a had a pig and weat farm during the time of the old world. | ||
=== IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH?: === | === IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH?: === | ||
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=== THE KITCHEN AND THE BOILER: === | === THE KITCHEN AND THE BOILER: === | ||
there are places for people after they decide to leave EarthMC. | there are places for people after they decide to leave EarthMC. Anyone who has worshiped Zeus and his hotdogs while following the 10 condiments during their time on EarthMC gets to go to the kitchen. The kitchen is a magical place with all you can eat hotdogs and a condiment bar. It even has the magical hotdog that if you eat it it regenerates. The boiler is a hot room that cooks you for the rest of eternity. It is watched over by Walter | ||
=== WHEAT BUNS AND CHICKEN === | === WHEAT BUNS AND CHICKEN === | ||
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Hotdogism once split in half one side following zeus the other half following Zeus’s son Jesus (Commonly referred to as jeus a combination of jesus and zeus that is commonly mistakenly written instead of Jesus.) the pope asked the gods to rap battle it out even though jesus rapped better zeus had more of point for him being fairly inactive. Zeus jokingly said walter should be the new god which somthing actually happend. After it was all over the pope decided to reunite hotdogism by proposing a new order that reverts texts back to zeus’s text and made this Hierarchy | Hotdogism once split in half one side following zeus the other half following Zeus’s son Jesus (Commonly referred to as jeus a combination of jesus and zeus that is commonly mistakenly written instead of Jesus.) the pope asked the gods to rap battle it out even though jesus rapped better zeus had more of point for him being fairly inactive. Zeus jokingly said walter should be the new god which somthing actually happend. After it was all over the pope decided to reunite hotdogism by proposing a new order that reverts texts back to zeus’s text and made this Hierarchy | ||
=== Hierarchy === | ==== Hierarchy ==== | ||
* God | * God | ||
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=== Official hotdogist towns and nations === | === Official hotdogist towns and nations === | ||
=== <u><big>Nova</big></u> === | |||
==== Towns ==== | ==== Towns ==== | ||
Berlin | * Toronto | ||
* Berlin | |||
==== Nations ==== | |||
* [[West Jersey]] | |||
=== <u><big>Aurora</big></u> === | |||
==== | ==== Towns ==== | ||
* | |||
==== Nations ==== | |||
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=== Hotdogist trucks === | === Hotdogist trucks === | ||
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#It must have a hotdog on top | #It must have a hotdog on top | ||
For more history about the hotdog | |||
=== Holidays === | |||
==== [[wikipedia:Hot_Dog_Day#:~:text=The%20Council%20designates%20July%20as,do%20not%20adhere%20to%20them.|National Hotdog Eating Day]] | 3rd Wednesday of July ==== | |||
==== Hotdogmas | July 4th ==== | |||
Hotdogmas is the birthdate of Zeus | |||
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[[Category: | [[Category:Religions]] | ||