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[[File:IamE.jpg|30px]] [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgxrQFqs1ixabe7fZLzUNeA I am E]}}The video features both Dabs and I am E explain and educate the viewer about Avalon's native humorous religion of [[Pissism]], the history of Pissism, and how Pissists interact with the world around them.
[[File:IamE.jpg|30px]] [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgxrQFqs1ixabe7fZLzUNeA I am E]}}The video features both Dabs and I am E explain and educate the viewer about Avalon's native humorous religion of [[Pissism]], the history of Pissism, and how Pissists interact with the world around them.


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xmOMZ-qlo Link]
==Plot==
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Before the video begins, the 20th Century Faux logo is shown for a brief amount of time, before being shrouded in dust. The dust reveals an ancient Pissist piece of writing, before cutting to the intro segment. Dabs_All_Ovar begins to introduce Pissism, before being joined by I am E. Dabs introduces I am E to the audience, before cutting to another segment where they recount the founding of Pissism, alluding to the dreaded '''''Summer of 2019''''' (DUN-DUNN-DUNNNNNNNNN!).[[File:Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|left|thumb|The Pissism documentary, available on [https://www.youtube.com/c/DabsAllOvar Dabs' YouTube channel].|400x400px]]Dabs explains his history on the server; how he saw the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3Wu4q5HSQ original video advertisement for EarthMC] that [[Fix]] had put up on his channel during the days of yore. Dabs explains how he wanted to make a meme town, as to alleviate much of the serious and emotionally-draining aspects of the server he foresaw, and as such he decided that he would form the town of [[Pee Pee Island]]. He joined the server, but had to take a long boat ride to Newfoundland. Once he reached the town, he began building underground. But his friend, WeebyDeeby whom he had invited on the trip, had accidentally built a tree farm on top of their underground base, attracting griefers from the dynmap.
 
==Plot==
Before the video begins, the 20th Century Faux logo is shown for a brief amount of time, before being shrouded in dust. The dust reveals an ancient Pissist piece of writing, before cutting to the intro segment. Dabs_All_Ovar begins to introduce Pissism, before being joined by I am E. Dabs introduces I am E to the audience, before cutting to another segment where they recount the founding of Pissism, alluding to the dreaded '''''Summer of 2019''''' (DUN-DUNN-DUNNNNNNNNN!).[[File:Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion|left|thumb|The Pissism documentary, avalible on [https://www.youtube.com/c/DabsAllOvar Dabs' YouTube channel]|400x400px]]Dabs explains his history on the server; how he saw the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ3Wu4q5HSQ original video advertisement for EarthMC] that [[Fix]] had put up on his channel during the days of yore. Dabs explains how he wanted to make a meme town, as to alleviate much of the serious and emotionally-draining aspects of the server he foresaw, and as such he decided that he would form the town of [[Pee Pee Island]]. He joined the server, but had to take a long boat ride to Newfoundland. Once he reached the town, he began building underground. But his friend, WeebyDeeby whom he had invited on the trip, had accidentally built a tree farm on top of their underground base, attracting griefers from the dynmap.


After an attack from the [[Bactria|Bactrians]], when Dabs was at his lowest point, he had a vision of [[The Ball God]], the deity in Pissism. The Ball God instructed Dabs that he would protect him and his kind if they were to place structures known as "Pee-Pees" throughout their land. He did so, and the bactrians never returned, allowing Dabs to finally found the town of Pee Pee Island, building many structures in the town dedicated to the Ball God. Later that month, [[Toycat|IBXToycat]], a famous Minecraft youtuber visited Pee Pee Island and blessed the town with his presence. His arrival was said to have been a result of the Ball God. I am E takes the stage and explains how he made another town named [[Dildo]] north of the area, and how he had originally not liked Dabs, but after yet another vision from the Ball God to I am E, they started getting along and even formed a nation together. I am E created the [[Dildo's Dildo]] using the most reliable magenta concrete available.
After an attack from the [[Bactria|Bactrians]], when Dabs was at his lowest point, he had a vision of [[The Ball God]], the deity in Pissism. The Ball God instructed Dabs that he would protect him and his kind if they were to place structures known as "Pee-Pees" throughout their land. He did so, and the bactrians never returned, allowing Dabs to finally found the town of Pee Pee Island, building many structures in the town dedicated to the Ball God. Later that month, [[Toycat|IBXToycat]], a famous Minecraft youtuber visited Pee Pee Island and blessed the town with his presence. His arrival was said to have been a result of the Ball God. I am E takes the stage and explains how he made another town named [[Dildo]] north of the area, and how he had originally not liked Dabs, but after yet another vision from the Ball God to I am E, they started getting along and even formed a nation together. I am E created the [[Dildo's Dildo]] using the most reliable magenta concrete available.
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