Dildo

Template:Series on Avalon v2 Dildo is the capital city of Avalon. It was founded on April 26th, 2019 by Riley_McDonut and currently has surpassed 40 members.

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History

Early history of Dildo

Dildo was founded by Riley_McDonut on April 26th, 2019. Before it was founded, Dabs_All_OvarYT founded Pee Pee Island, and Riley was suspicious that Dabs would try to claimblock him. To end tensions, Riley and Dabs created The Treaty of Avalon to agree on borders for each town. However, they became friends and they went on to create Avalon, the nation of which Dildo is it's capital.

The Treaty of Avalon.

MattyG2012 becomes mayor

On September 27th, 2020, MattyG2012 became the mayor and leader of Avalon, as Riley_McDonut had to log every 42 days to stop the town from falling. After this, Avalon went into a golden age. After Dabs and Riley stopped being active, Matty began a cleanup project of Dildo, named "The Dildo tidy-up project".

The cleanup project

Matty started tearing down old, unfinished buildings, like the Balloseum. In place of the Balloseum, Matty builded a Parliament, with help from ToboCoolMan2000, Nethermite13 and T3Z1A. After this, Matty started trying to reclaim Arzvondayle, an old and defunct town.

The future for Dildo

The DIldo tidy-up project has been a complete success and, after completing claiming Arzvondayle, Matty plans to repurpose Arzvondayle as a district of Dildo. In it, more public spaces will be made and the Avalon Supreme Court will be refurbished. In general, the future looks bright for Dildo and the nation.

Buildings

Dildo has many notable landmarks, but there isn't a specific type of architecture that dominates the city. It's a weird mix of regular homes, floating islands and skyscrapers.

Some examples of landmarks on Dildo are:

• Dildo's Dildo. Made in April 2019 Dildo's Dildo is one of the earliest landmarks in Avalonese history. It is a monument to the Ball God, the deity of Pissism. The Dildo was destroyed by Riley_McDonut to build the unfinished Balloseum. On March 8th, 2020, the Dildo rose from the roof at the unfinished Balloseum. Pissists believe this was action from the Ball God. The Dildo currently resides on the Parliament.
• Parliament. The Avalonese Parliament is a goverment building for Avalon. The monument is open to all visitors and Dildo's Dildo is currently on it.
• Avalon Spade. The Avalon Spade is the second tallest building on Avalon, only behind the Avalon Bank. There's not much to say about it.
• Avazon Headquarters. This building, as the name implies, is the headquarters of Avazon, a company similar to Amazon.

Notable People

• Riley_McDonut. Riley is the founder of Dildo, obviously a notable player on the town.