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== Overview == | == Overview == | ||
Shortly after the nation of Britain disbanded, three unions arose from the now defunct nation. | Shortly after the nation of Britain disbanded, three unions arose from the now-defunct nation. | ||
== The | == The War of the Three Unions. == | ||
The war of three Unions is a war that started due to the town of ''Perth'' leaving the ''United Empire'', the UE considered this treason and declared war on the small Australian town. Soon after the declaration brought the UU into | The war of three Unions is a war that started due to the town of ''Perth'' leaving the ''United Empire'', the UE considered this treason and declared war on the small Australian town. Soon after the declaration brought the UU into the war on the side of Perth. The mayor of Port Elizabeth, ''BeeCow'', and the mayor of ''London'', GeneralRhombus had come to the UEs capital, Kerala, in order to force terms of surrender because of Whopper's war against Perth. The UU declares themselves as the Victor with the ''United Union'' getting around 30 kills in the capital and the UE getting 2. The war is still ongoing however. | ||
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== The Battle of Edinburgh and York == | == The Battle of Edinburgh and York == | ||
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== Siege of Kowloon == | == Siege of Kowloon == | ||
{{Infobox_Conflict|name = Siege of Kowloon|image = 2018-01-06 01.11.23.png|conflict = The War of the Three Unions|date = 6th Jan 2018 (HKT)|place = Hong Kong|result = British Victory|side1 = The United Kingdom|side2 = The United_Empire and France.|commanders1 = kcod and BeeCow|commanders2 = Lord_Whopper, Czer and Frankunderwod2|casual1 = 0|casual2 = 2|civilian = | {{Infobox_Conflict|name = Siege of Kowloon|image = 2018-01-06 01.11.23.png|conflict = The War of the Three Unions|date = 6th Jan 2018 (HKT)|place = Hong Kong|result = British Victory|side1 = The United Kingdom|side2 = The United_Empire and France.|commanders1 = kcod and BeeCow|commanders2 = Lord_Whopper, Czer and Frankunderwod2|casual1 = 0|casual2 = 2|civilian = }} On the 6th January 2017 (HKT), whilst kcod was building one of the floors of the New Territories Tower and caught glimpse of Keralan and French soldiers at Canton, contacted the UK for support since Hong Kong was neutral and didn't have an army. When kcod asked Lord_Whopper why he was about the attack the city, Lord_Whopper stated that Hong Kong was no longer a neutral territory and that an invasion would follow. | ||
"Hong Kong is a neutral town"- kcod | "Hong Kong is a neutral town"- kcod | ||
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Keralan and French troops placed lava around the city. Seeing this, BeeCow informed kcod of a command that would prove vital to the survival of the town. The command stopped their ability to place lava around the city, trapping them outside. Kcod chose not to engage them as Hong Kong was a neutral city and would only act in self-defence. | Keralan and French troops placed lava around the city. Seeing this, BeeCow informed kcod of a command that would prove vital to the survival of the town. The command stopped their ability to place lava around the city, trapping them outside. Kcod chose not to engage them as Hong Kong was a neutral city and would only act in self-defence. | ||
While the Keralans and the French were attacking, the server closed causing the | While the Keralans and the French were attacking, the server closed causing the battle to come to a halt. | ||
"The server stopped because the server supports Hong Kong".-kcod | "The server stopped because the server supports Hong Kong".-kcod | ||
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Eventually, once the server was rebooted, the Keralans and the French postponed the rest of the invasion and retreated back to their respective nations. | Eventually, once the server was rebooted, the Keralans and the French postponed the rest of the invasion and retreated back to their respective nations. | ||
== Epilogue == | === Epilogue === | ||
After the | After the battle had ended, France released their hatred of the United Kingdom. | ||
== Battle of Port Elizabeth == | |||
{{Infobox_Conflict|conflict = The War of the Three Unions|date = 6th January 2018|place = Port Elizabeth|result = Alaskan-French victory|side1 = Britain|side2 = Alaska and France.|image = FpF-N2Sl 400x400.jpg}}A short battle, in Port Elizabeth. | |||
It didn't last long really. Kcod said he would join UE's side but later changed his mind. | |||
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== Siege of Lan Shek Wan == | |||
{{Infobox_Conflict|name = Siege of Lan Shek Wan|image = 5ZZDpd5.png|date = 7th January 2017|place = Hong Kong, Fort Robert and Canton|result = Nil|side1 = UK|side2 = UE|commanders1 = kcod, BeeCow and Wilfred|commanders2 = Nino, Lord_Whopper and FrankUnderwod|casual1 = 1|casual2 = 0|civilian = 0}}A part two of the Siege of Kowloon, no one won. everyone just camped and fought if they wanted to. | |||
[[Category:Battles]] | The Brits camped at Fort Robert while others camped in Canton. We kept shooting arrows until when everyone got pissed because kcod can't figure out how to toggle shit. Thankfully now he does know how to toggle.[[Category:Battles]] | ||
[[Category:Wars]] | [[Category:Wars]] | ||