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== Overview ==
== Overview ==
Shortly after the nation of Britain disbanded, three unions arose from the now defunct nation.
Shortly after the nation of Britain disbanded, three unions arose from the now-defunct nation.


== The Battle of three Unions. ==
== The War of the Three Unions. ==
The war of three Unions is a war that started due to the town of ''Perth'' leaving the ''United Empire'', the UE considered this treason and declared war on the small Australian town. Soon after the declaration brought the UU into the war on the side of Perth. The mayor of Port Elizabeth, ''BeeCow'', and the mayor of ''London'', GeneralRhombus had come to the UEs capital, Kerala, in order to force terms of surrender because of Whopper's  war against Perth. The UU declares themselves as the Victor with the ''United Union'' getting around 30 kills in the capital and the UE getting 2. The war is still ongoing though.
The war of three Unions is a war that started due to the town of ''Perth'' leaving the ''United Empire'', the UE considered this treason and declared war on the small Australian town. Soon after the declaration brought the UU into the war on the side of Perth. The mayor of Port Elizabeth, ''BeeCow'', and the mayor of ''London'', GeneralRhombus had come to the UEs capital, Kerala, in order to force terms of surrender because of Whopper's  war against Perth. The UU declares themselves as the Victor with the ''United Union'' getting around 30 kills in the capital and the UE getting 2. The war is still ongoing however.


== The Battle of Edinburgh and York ==
== The Battle of Edinburgh and York ==
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Keralan and French troops placed lava around the city. Seeing this, BeeCow informed kcod of a command that would prove vital to the survival of the town. The command stopped their ability to place lava around the city, trapping them outside. Kcod chose not to engage them as Hong Kong was a neutral city and would only act in self-defence.
Keralan and French troops placed lava around the city. Seeing this, BeeCow informed kcod of a command that would prove vital to the survival of the town. The command stopped their ability to place lava around the city, trapping them outside. Kcod chose not to engage them as Hong Kong was a neutral city and would only act in self-defence.


While the Keralans and the French were attacking, the server closed causing the war temporarily end.  
While the Keralans and the French were attacking, the server closed causing the battle to come to a halt.  


"The server stopped because the server supports Hong Kong".-kcod
"The server stopped because the server supports Hong Kong".-kcod
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Eventually, once the server was rebooted, the Keralans and the French postponed the rest of the invasion and retreated back to their respective nations.  
Eventually, once the server was rebooted, the Keralans and the French postponed the rest of the invasion and retreated back to their respective nations.  


== Epilogue ==
=== Epilogue ===
After the invasion had been called off, France released their hatred of the United Kingdom.  
After the battle had ended, France released their hatred of the United Kingdom.


'''Hong Kong Battle Poem'''
== Battle of Port Elizabeth ==
{{Infobox_Conflict|conflict = The War of the Three Unions|date = 6th January 2018|place = Port Elizabeth|result = Alaskan-French victory|side1 = Britain|side2 = Alaska and France.|image = FpF-N2Sl 400x400.jpg}}A short battle, in Port Elizabeth.


''香港唔會打敗,''
It didn't last long really. Kcod said he would join UE's side but later changed his mind.


''你會打敗。''
It was a fuckfest.


''香港的夢想唔會死,''
Seriously.


''香港永遠是英國的地。''
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== Siege of Lan Shek Wan ==
{{Infobox_Conflict|name = Siege of Lan Shek Wan|image = 5ZZDpd5.png|date = 7th January 2017|place = Hong Kong, Fort Robert and Canton|result = Nil|side1 = UK|side2 = UE|commanders1 = kcod, BeeCow and Wilfred|commanders2 = Nino, Lord_Whopper and FrankUnderwod|casual1 = 1|casual2 = 0|civilian = 0}}A part two of the Siege of Kowloon, no one won. everyone just camped and fought if they wanted to.
 
The Brits camped at Fort Robert while others camped in Canton. We kept shooting arrows until when everyone got pissed because kcod can't figure out how to toggle shit. Thankfully now he does know how to toggle.[[Category:Battles]]
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