| One time, God was forced to create a man so desperately retarded, he would bring down the global IQ tenfold to balance it all out after he created twomoo1119. He would create a man who’s sole purpose on this earth is to cause as much pain as misery as possible. God looked down at California, the place where all common sense and decency goes to die, smiled, pointed his crusty, blutwurst looking fingers, and said “right there.” And thus, one of the most manipulative, perverted, gross, and downright vile men that ever graced earthmc, Starkiller1744, was born. A pasty-faced little runt of a manlet (5’9 so bad moment) who spreads his bullshit around like its chlamydia every walking fucking moment of his life. He is probably related to Futurelemon irl, and he’s a closet homosexual who yearns for romantic, hot sweaty sauna sex with his dickrider, Cheatoclient, although he denies his homosexuality. However he has stated several times that he is genderfluid, but this could have been a stunt for attention (he is a professional attention whore) as his earthmc girlfriend was also genderfluid and he thought it was all quirky and unique because he isn’t like the other girls. His manipulative behavior started right from the get-go when he first joined the server, when he tried to guilt-trip Mengan ''and push his own problems onto her. Mengan'' took notice of his bullshit however and told others that he isn’t to be trusted. Several people like ArcaPlays and Greaseballer stood by him though, as they each were equally retarded and blind to his bullshit, however both would later drop his goofy ass after the thoop situation when they slowly out-matured starkiller despite being younger than him. I also forgot to mention, He is a racist edgelord, as if that’s a surprise anymore. He was once vcing cubs, the most inbred motherfucker in the entire world, and they were being goofballs and star was doing his overused and obnoxious ass “nig, nigg, nigeria!!” thing. Cubs then said “don’t let Mengan ''hear you!” as if he was making fun of Mengan'' for not being racist and being a respectable person. There is also copious amounts of screenshots of him saying racial slurs in an attempt to jack his funny bone, no punchline thrown in their either and it was normally cringe as hell. He also, in private chats, admitted to being a furry and that his fursona was a bear, which makes absolutely zero sense considering he is a 4’1 munchkin who would rather fuck the bee-hive instead of eat it’s honey to cope with the fact that he is the worlds surest candidate to die alone. He was first known as second dictator of Turkana, crackdaddy of Kenya, brainwasher of California, and for his skills and professionalism in staring at his monitor for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week with no breaks to shower (this guys hair is 5x greasier than an Italians), waiting for new players who have nothing but 4 gold and iron tools to show up on the map, after which he will put down his bag of Cheetos, clean the powder off of his bony ass sticky fingers, and go mash that new players unsuspecting ass into the ground with his probably stolen sword. They were spread far and wide, however there is a dark force, a goof troop if you will, consisting of Cubs, Saph, Cheatoclient, Amethystpluto, Dubsr, and a few others, who defend this retarded closet-furry to the teeth like he is their only source of survival. These goobs try to shut down all attempts of this leakage spreading. These five could never hop off of his milimeter defeater even if you gave them a million dollars. They know all what he did, but don’t care as they reject the human moral compass over the power that this manlet gives them. They would try to get the leakers banned for doxxing, which obviously didn’t work as zero personal information was revealed and this was all tied to the earthmc community, and everyone knew that thoop and starkiller had an awful EarthMC romance as he would tell everyone and anyone he could that he did, indeed, groom a depressed and impressionable 18 year old. After it became clear that their bullshit attempt to bring the leakers down through reporting them or doxxing wouldn’t work, they tried to get the leakers on harassment. This is also total horseshit and a sad little attempt of the goof troop to take down the leakers and censor his bullshitting. This isn’t harassment as it’s directly related and tied to the community and the server, very similar to the Futurelemon situation. He brought this upon himself. This isn’t petty revenge for something like rebelling, it’s on a whole different level due to his dangerous and manipulative and probably illegal behavior. Nobody is sure when his dickriders will wake up and understand what this narcissist did is wrong, as it seems they are all in a deep trance. Whenever each of them begins thinking of starkiller, they will begin aggressively touching themselves, which after several minutes they will cum, and be punished by allah for their decadence.
| | '''StarKiller1744''' (formerly '''57starkiller''' and '''Starmoo1119''', also known commonly as just '''Star,''' '''StarKiller,''' or '''Sater''') is a player on the EarthMC Terra Nova towny server who first joined in late May 2020. They are most notable for their incumbent role as the Nubian Minister of Defence, former [[Vice Commander of the Nubian Army]] and being the current Mayor of [[Turkana]]. He is controversial due to assisting other in PvPing and relationships with players in the PvP community, participating in several battles that have made server history. |