''(Also known as the dude that sounds like MoistCr1TiKaL and Technoblade)'']]
= Early Life (January 2nd, 2023 - Present) =
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==== Spawning and joining nations ====
On January 2nd, 2023, he joined [https://earthmc.net EarthMC] for the first time. After waiting in [[Server Queue|queue]] for about 5 minutes, he was sent into the middle of the Asian wilderness where he wandered hopelessly until receiving an invite to Dubai, [[TerraAustralis|TerraAustrailis]]. At the time, the city was immensely disorganized, and after a few hours he had left to join [[Olympia|Olympia, Cascadia]], where he claimed a plot in the downtown section.
==== Military Experience ====
On January 4th, 2023, he stumbled upon the Recruitment Form for the [[Cascadian National Guard]]. He filled it out, submitted it, and was accepted as a recruit; Which is what he remains today.
==== Mayorship ====
[[File:Banff 2 10 23.png|center|thumb|302x302px|The town of Banff, Cascadia as of 2/10/23]]
On January 26th, 2023, he created the town of Banff, Cascadia in western Canada, and has been it's mayor ever since. It has expanded at a rate of ~1.86 chunks per day from 1/27/23 - 2/10/23, and It has 3 residents.