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{{Avalon_template_made_by_No_Jewtsu|color = #bf0600|title1 = Avalon {{Eras|flooding|crowded|stabilization|turmoil|illusory|decay}}|image1 = [[File:Flagofavalon.png|275px]]|image3 = [[File:Avalonmap2021.png|310px]]|full_name = Theocratic Republic of Avalon|demonym = [[File:Avalonn.png|30px]] [[Avalonese]]|motto = "𝘔𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶"|towns = 7|capital_city = [[File:Avalonn.png|30px]] [[Dildo]]|established = June 13th, 2019|head_of_state = [[File:Mattyg2012.png|30px]] [[MattyG2012]]|prime_minister = [[File:Rileymcd.png|30px]] [[Riley_McDonut]]|political_system = [[File:Democratic.png|30px]] [[Theocracy]]|economic_system = [[file:Gold Icon.png|30px]] [[Capitalism]]|official_language = [[File:Flagofavalon.png|36px]] Avalonese

[[File:Les lisoirs flag by fridip da38mw3-fullview.png|30px]] [[Greater Québec]]|n_list_page = 3|national_anthem = Crab Rave|largest_city = [[File:Avalonn.png|30px]] [[Dildo]]|previous_leader=[[File:Rileymcd.png|30px]] [[Riley_McDonut]]}}

'''Avalon''' was founded by Riley_McDonut on June 13th, 2019.

Avalon is a Federal Dictatorship, Province of the [[Canadian Empire]], Protectorate of [[Greater Quebec|Greater Québec]], and self-proclaimed Meme Nation on the island of Newfoundland, and formerly on the territories of Prince Edward's Island, Nova Scotia, Labrador, New Brunswick, Anticosti Island, a small portion of Maine, a portion of Quebec and an overseas territories more southward, along with that Avalon had a colony in northwestern Africa by the name of [[Western_Sahara]], and also formerly a Dominion by the name of [[Slave]] in western Canada. Avalon, as of recording has 94 citizens and seven towns. Avalon's capital and largest town is Dildo, and the oldest town in the nation is pee_pee_island. Avalon primarily speaks [[Avalonese]] and English, but formerly many towns in the nation also spoke French, Korean, Russian, German, Filipino, Polish, Vinnish, Danish and Hungarian. There is an official Avalonese translator [https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoStandardAvalonese here].

The official religion in Avalon is [[Pissism]]. 

The territories under Avalon were originally under rule by the [[New Scotland]] colony of Nova Scotia (not the recent one) before the leader of Nova Scotia, Aceshooter11 put the nation on auction, hearing about this news and worried about losing one of their allies [[Quebec]] funded the nation of [[Newfoundland]], with it's capital in the modern day city of Town, Newfoundland. Quebec wanted all the Nova Scotian territory to join Newfoundland before Nova Scotia could be bought out. Fearing Newfoundland would become a puppet state of Quebec, Riley_McDonut talked to the leader of Newfoundland and negotiated about the concept of declaring independence. After saving up the required amount of gold and having swayed the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador, Riley created the Nation of Newfoundland. With it's capital in his town, Dildo. Riley got a good amount of towns to join and he started work on connecting them via ice roads when the leader of Labrador wanted the nation name Newfoundland back. Struggling to find a replacement name he referred to an old treaty between Dildo and pee_pee_island that split the possible territory both towns could expand into the Avalon peninsula in half, named the Treaty of Avalon. And renamed his nation to Avalon. More towns would later join Avalon like Arsefacey, VirginCove and Condom. And a few of Avalon towns have even landed themselves in youtube videos such as when [[Toycat]] visited pee_pee_island while touring EarthMC for his video on the server

On March 10th, 2019 [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] joined the server and spawned in the ocean a few hundred blocks north of northwestern Australia. He found the server through the original trailer blowing up in views and wanted to see what everything was about. The meme Pee Pee Island was very popular during this time and he wanted to recreate it in EarthMC. He then traveled for 2 hours to reach Newfoundland, while, on his way, making a pit stop in South Africa. When he arrived there was a town in Pee Pee Islands true location so he settled farther south in a bunker that he quickly made. [[Bactria]] griefers would make their occasional stop by to steal gold from him, but it didn't matter since Dabs had saved up enough gold to create a town. Dabs then founded Pee Pee Island on April 7, 2019 on the southeast corner of the Avalon Peninsula.

[[File:Peepeeisland-0.png|thumb|220x220px|The first screenshot is taken of pee_pee_island on April 7, 2019]]

Before this, on May 15th, Riley_McDonut and Dabs_All_OvarYT came up with a treaty to split the land of the Avalon Peninsula in two. One side Riley would be able to claim, and with the other Dabs could expand. With this treaty claim bordering was allowed, however, today it has become a problem for Pee Pee Island. This is since Pee Pee Island was given the landlocked side, so now it will become harder than ever to expand. Meanwhile, on May 20th, Dabs would pass the pure pp law, which prohibits the alteration of the island without his permission. After that, on May 25th, Matty would finish his first tower which is also his. It would be named Pee Pee Tower and would stand at 40 blocks tall. On May 30th, Riley would run for Prime Minister of the Celtic Union and ultimately get second. Then, on June 2nd, Dabs would implement an automatic tax that accidentally kicked anyone who didn't have the desired amount. This resulted in everyone being kicked including MagmaWarrior, KittyCompulsion, MattyG2012, and ToboCoolMan2000. Matty and Tobo would rejoin, but the population was brought down to three. Finally, On June 10th, MattyG2012 would finish the next tower in Pee Pee Island. It would be called Tobo Tower and stand "at an unplanned 69 blocks tall".[[File:Treatyofavalon-0.jpeg|thumb|232x232px|The Treaty Of Avalon’s described borderline from the original suggestion for the treaty]]

On June 11th, leader of Nova Scotia (not the recent one); Aceshooter11 would place the nation on auction in his discord server, and would be scammed by [[Somerset]]. Many towns in current day Avalon were once part of [[New Scotland|Nova Scotia]] so with no other options they left the nation out of fear. Sensing a power-vacuum and not wanting to lose entirely one of their close ally nations, [[Quebec]] funds the nation of [[Newfoundland]] and establishes it on June 11th, and places its capital, Harbour, in the northwestern part of the island of Newfoundland. Many of these yet-to-be-Avalon towns instinctively join and all is well for a small while. Shortly after, Riley_McDonut; leader of Dildo gains suspicions about Quebec’s intent in funding Newfoundland and what influence they would have for all the towns. Riley was also frustrated with the leader of Newfoundland on his lack of compliance with moving the capital to Dildo. So Riley uses all the gold he has, along with other gold he had collected from individuals to try and create a nation. But there was one thing missing, a name. He didn’t have many ideas for a nation name and polls in Pee Pee Island’s discord did little, so instead, he negotiated with the today-unknown leader of Newfoundland, placed in his position by Quebec. Riley managed by some means to sway the leader of Newfoundland into renaming their nation to Labrador since their new capital, Town, was moved onto mainland Canada in the Labrador area. Riley then created the Nation of Newfoundland on June 13th. Many towns would eventually join including Pee Pee Island. The future was looking bright for Newfoundland up until the leader of Labrador asked for his nation name back. Riley struggled to find a name seeing he had used Labrador's previously. He would ultimately be stuck with names like Atlantic or even Labrador again, however, MattyG2012 would remind Riley of the old Treaty of Avalon. Riley was doubtful at first but began to like the name. So, On June 20th, Old Newfoundland would be renamed Avalon from thereon. This allowed Labrador to rename to Newfoundland and would kickstart the Avalonese identity within Avalon citizens.

On October 24th, on this day the infamous server mod DocW would change the capital City of Avalon; Dildo's name to "SeeAMod". Riley spoke with DocW about this and after pointing out that Dildo was a real town in the area DocW changed the name back to Dildo. Many Avalonese citizens were angered at this and respect for DocW grew even slimmer in the nation. along with that this soon after became one of the top reasons to demote DocW, and avalon was in full support, spamming the EarthMC subreddit with memes about it.     

[[File:Fauxnews.jpeg|thumb|110x110px|Faux News’ logo]]On November 13th the establishment of the News Source [[Faux News]] happened, headed by Dabs_All_OvarYT. it's determined to provide “the most reliable news!” (unrelated) General_Albi renamed his town to Republic City soon after.

Another incident that occurred was a confrontation with Maine, this would become known as the '''Mainese Conflict''' on December 3rd. Micbuilder12345(Leader of Maine) chased DDime and LoganCreeper50 to DDime's town Winslow. After both were safely in claims DDime asked for aid in the Avalon discord, Riley_McDonut, Dabs_All_OvarYT, and Flame51 all showed up, although Dabs was only there to throw fire resistance potions on people, and Riley came mostly to meme as always. Various spectators were also there, Bidav of Boston, New_England, said he was there to watch and kept to himself. One other guy from Domingo, who originally sided with Mic, but left after stating that Avalon was claimhiding. Afterwards, for the memes, DDime decided to enable PvP, the skirmish, known as the Skirmish of Winslow was quickly over once all the attackers left, no casualties on either side and the rest of the day was spent with Flame51 notching arrows at people but never firing to scare them, and Dabs almost died accidentally attacking Riley with a poison potion he thought was a strength potion because he is stupid and Riley went sicko mode on Dabs, he then fled from Riley to Redlands before needing to get off. In reality, the reason this battle had occurred is that Micbuilder claimed DDime had scammed him out of a 40G godset, DDime denied this ever happening, so, Mic pulled up to his town. After the battle, it appeared everything would go back to normal, but the next day one of DDime's precious Llamas, Abraham, had been stolen. The 5th llama ever in terra nova, they never naturally spawn. This was very upsetting news to DDime and Logan, faithful llamaists, and they immediately pinged Riley about the issue. Dabs reported that he had seen Bidav teleport to Gary, the capitol of Maine, and go swiftly across the Gaspe to DDime's town. However, Dabs had asked Bidav if Micbuilder still held hard feelings against them prior to being pinged and Bidav said he didn't know. looking back, Dabs thought Bidav had lied to him. Logan travelled to Gary and heard llama noises by the Boston Embassy, this was proof that Bidav had stolen the llama, Abraham. Riley immediately dropped in a voice chat with the U.S and talked to them about this, every member of the voice chat, even Micbuilder said that Bidav never stole it, although suspicions still remain. Coincidentally, after the voice chat call, Abraham was apparently moved under the embassy by micbuilder, as he had heard the call. All of Avalon was upset by this, Micbuilder even threatened he was going to kill the llama. This story ends with a happy ending though, as Abraham was moved to Boston at some point and Aceshooter presented a deal to DDime and Logan to regain the llama, for Abraham's return Aceshooter requested a cream-colored llama, DDime and Logan knowing this was their best chance at getting their llama back accepted the deal and both sides fulfilled their end of it.

Previously a week earlier, [[Avalonese]] town owner [[Nick|NickPot36 (Nick)]] had announced he was saving up gold for a nation for an unspecified reason, people within the Canadian Union, desperate to conquer the Yukon before [[Cascadia]], although Nick was hesitant to move. Avalon was worried about dealing with a rival nation much like the inactive Newfoundland from months earlier, in response Riley_McDonut proposed the 'Bill of Please don't fracture Avalon,' which stated that no towns can leave Avalon without a referendum of the leaving population and a +70% vote to leave, the bill was pretty fair with most Avalonese and passed, however Nick felt this was directed at him and conspired with another Avalonese town owner NotTheRealNogle (Nogle) about combining gold to get the nation faster, Nogle had been having dreams about owning a nation, but was happy with how his town was going, although he took the offer and they combined the gold, Nogle contributed 300g, Nick 700g, and the remaining amount from donations. Nick said he would allow Nogle's town to be the capital, perhaps foreshadowing something. On December 7th the nation of [[Nova Scotia]] was established with its capital in [[St Lawrence|St. Lawrence]], Nogle's town. Avalon citizens were outraged by this, Nick was asked why he did it and he said in quote "Clout" although this would later prove to be untrue. Riley announced that the creation of the nation was against the 'Bill of Please don't fracture Avalon,' various Avalonese parliament members wanted to get rid of Nova Scotia by setting up a ticket to report St. Lawrence for claim blocking as they were within 8 blocks of Avalon's capital and even less to surrounding towns and for the nation not being made on geographic Nova Scotia, but Dabs_All_OvarYT made them refrain. He claimed that "as there was no war plugin, there is no way to get Nova Scotia out of Avalonese land, so at the moment making them angry would be pretty stinky seeing they can claimblock us" so instead Dabs tried to improve relations with the Nova Scotians ([[Scotianese]]), and to keep Avalon aggression to a low. Although, this didn't stop rebellious Avalonese to attack Scotianese citizens. 2 days after the nation was established, NickPot36 got banned from the server for reportedly being an alt of [[No_Jewtsu]], the creator of California. He claims that it is his fault he got banned and that being in Avalon was a fun experience but, even more Avalonese now see this as a [[California (current)|Californian]]-funded coup and claimed that Nova Scotia was an illegal nation because it was funded by a banned player. Even still, the only person of outside involvement was banned, and through this relations could improve. Dabs_All_OvarYT proposed a bill that would mark a few changes in Nova Scotia, including free trade and free travel between the two nations and that Nova Scotia would join the [[Canadian Union]], as an ally of Avalon now they were allowed to stay. Nick then clarifies that the nation of Nova Scotia was not a Californian-funded coup. He explains that it wasn't funded by California at all and that California even declined Nova Scotia's alliance request. It was Nick's original idea from when he started playing, but he abandoned the idea shortly after and decided to make a community of his own. All relations have been repaired. On 12/22/2019, the nation would be sold by NotTheRealNogle to TsuSauce. TsuSauce renamed St. Lawrence to Marystown, Nova Scotia to [[Acadia]] ([[Acadian|Acadians]]), while also reforming the government to a Monarchy. 4 days later, TsuSauce was revealed to be another alternate account of No_Jewtsu. TsuSauce gets banned and Acadia, also known as Nova Scotia, waits for disbandment. The nation now waits for No_Jewtsu to get unbanned, but we may never know when that will happen.

For the past few months, [[Pissism|Poop]] [[Megablocklyng]] had expressed wishes that Pissism had it's own internationally recognized state. That dream, at the time looked unbelievable due to the price of a nation. However, fellow gamer Flame51 had donated almost 500 gold to the cause, and on March 21rst, Megablocklyng sold his nation of Western_Sahara to someone, and left to remake his beloved town Pissistan in [[Kush]]. Kush itself is an actual past IRL nation in lower egypt. Mega made Kush and Pissistan however, due to some unexplainable force, possibly by the mods, possibly by the bactrians, and possibly by the beeists, the server had to be restarted and all towns reset to 6 hours before the restart, before Kush was made. Mega made a ticket and became extremely impatient with the mods, as they seemed more content in dealing with fickle anti-pissist griefing tickets rather than restoring an entire nation. As of March 24th, they still haven't responded.

On March 23rd, Dabs_All_OvarYT released a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5xmOMZ-qlo short film documentary] of the History of Pissism promptly named "Pissism, our Joke Minecraft Server Religion" under the studio [[20th Century Faux]], a subsidiary of [[Faux News]]. It was released on March 23nd, 2020 and features both appearances from Dabs but also Riley_McDonut under his Youtube name [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgxrQFqs1ixabe7fZLzUNeA 'I am E']. Even though Kush wasn't mentioned much in the video due to the film production starting before Kush's creation, it did get a small shoutout in the closure of the film. The video became immensely popular and received much positive attention in a short amount of time, and even got to the point where the Beeists tried to raid Avalon due to being denounced in the documentary. 

This also led to many new religions popping up in the server, with players wanting to become famous as well. Such as [[Witherism]] and [[Lakeism]]. Many of them stating weird reasons at how their religion is not against Pissism because x y and z = penis. Such as in Witherism, where the Witherists claimed that when you flip a wither over, it looks like a PP with 3 scrotums.  

the Nicaraguese Crisis occured on March 30th, 2020. Two new members of pee_pee_island; DieserCannon and TezyYT state in chat that "lego city is stupid" coincidentally there was a townowner who owned a town named lego_city who stated that "no it isn't". The Two citizens then teleported to FSLN_Nicaragua and attacked the town without orders from Avalon nor the CU/CE. Later, Nicaragua announced that they had declared war on Avalon. And negotiations were opened between the CU/CE and Nicaragua. 

On September 27 Dildo was once again about to fall. It only had six hours left, but thankfully MattyG2012 was able to contact Riley_McDonut to warn him about the crisis. Riley logged on but [[MattyG2012]] proposed an idea. What if he was to take over for Riley in leading the nation. Instead he would be in charge of keeping Dildo and Avalon alive for months to come. Riley was pleased with the idea, finally being able to leave his burden of logging every 42 days. On that night, Riley officially handed over ownership of Dildo and Avalon to Matty.

===='''5 Months of Stalling'''====

From September, Avalon remained in a dormant state. Matty and Riley still remained active, however, much of the promised revival hasn't been fulfilled yet. Some important events happened, however. The Avalon Spade was finally completed and the construction for a(n old) parliament building was in order. However, once Riley went inactive for an indefinite amount of time, Avalon was in the hands of Matty. Overwhelmed with pressure, he could either give up or do something about the true issues of Avalon. So during February of 2021, Matty made a promise, that he would increase Dildo's population and chunks, in at least 2 months. Avalon's revival is upon us.

During the months of December and January, Matty started to immerse himself within the rest of Canadian nations. Previously, Matty and the Emperor of Quebec, [[Morgini]], had teamed with each other on a smp, so Matty was already pretty friendly with him. After knowing him for a while on EMC as well, Morgini inquired if he wanted to join Greater Quebec. Matty, not sure he should decide alone, declined respectfully. However, with a couple of chats with Dabs and Riley, Matty decided to join as a Province. Officially, Avalon joined Greater Quebec on January 25th, 2021. Ever since, relations between other Greater Quebec Provinces have only grown.

Despite the losses of two active player (Riley_McDonut and Dabs_All_OvarYT), Matty began a cleanup project for Dildo. Matty began tearing down old and unfinished projects around the town. One in particular was the proposed museum for Avalon, The Ballseum. Since the building was ripped straight from a design online, as well as it also being unfinished, Matty decided to tear it down and replace it with a new and finished Parliament Building. However, he needed help with his massive project, so with some convincing, he was able to bring back ToboCoolMan2000. After not making an appearance for over year, Tobo was finally back on the server, and would work tirelessly with Matty to fix and improve Avalon. Among (us) one of the returned was NetherMite13, who decided to invest more time into EMC. As a result, most of his acadian project were being completed at a rapid pace. Nether and Matty reconnected and established extremely friendly relationships between each other and their nations. With the combined effort of Matty, Tobo, Nether, and T3Z1A (Nether's acquaintance), the Ballseum was finally destroyed which concluded the first "Dildo tidy-up Project". After this amazing display of dedication for his nation, Matty decided with Tobo his next steps for his nation.

Around the end of March and the Beginning of April, Matty and Tobo shifted there efforts toward recruitment. The process wasn't a one day ordeal, however. In reality, Dildo was averaging about 1 new member every day. At the same time, Nether also started recruitment for Saint_John, Acadia's Capital. They both started somewhat of a friendly competition to see who would surpass each other in members. Throughout all of April, Acadia has held the lead. The recruitment in Dildo, however, has finally allowed for expansion of the town since 2020. After claiming all of the national monument area, Matty decided to focus his claims to reclaim the now defunct town of Arzvondayle. As of the end of april, about half of the town has been reclaimed. Nether was also busy with Acadia. The size of Saint_John has effectively doubled, since before he started recruitment. Both Avalon and Acadia are on a track to revival that only spells good news for eastern Canada.

Approaching the end of April, the Imperial Quebec May Elections take place with a handful of people running. (cont.)

Gery0002 (aka Stickman233) - Former member of Parliament. Unofficial leader of the "People's Party of Avalon Party", (PPAP). Left EarthMC in December.

 

General_Albi - Former main french speaker of Avalon and leader of Republic City, helped with communication with french towns in the nation. also creator of the Canadian Aerodynaimcs Company and Cathay Atlantic 1st Avalonese Airline and created the 1st Commercial plane in Avalon. Left EarthMC in January.

 

Megablocklyng - Second Ballgod, former Poop. spouse of Riley_McDonut, leader of Avalon Colony Spanish_Sahara and Queen of Spain.

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===[[pee_pee_Island]]===

===Arsefacey/Arzvondayle District===

Formerly built on the ruins of the first town established on the Island of Newfoundland, Arsefacey hosts the Faux News headquarters, along with the charming Arz Canal, which cuts through the island. It will soon become a district of DIldo.

 

Western Vilnius is a coastal town in Labrador. it was made on the 31st of May by SaltedSuris. Western Vilnius is the Central Home for the Garfield Committee.

The name of Western Vilnius comes from SaltedSuris in real life home city of Vilnius , Lithuania.

people in Avalon really love towers, i mean, they ''really ''love towers. perhaps too much, p e r h a p s. they love them so much we added a part in the wiki for towers and Skyscrapers.

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=='''Tourism'''<nowiki/>==

Pee Pee Island National Monument, the pee pee

Bank of Avalon SuperCenter (Under Construction)[[File:Thepeepee.png|thumb|220x220px|Pee Pee Island's national monument, the Pee Pee|alt=]]

[[File:Mcdonaldsppisland.png|thumb|220x220px|a prime spot for a snack no matter where you are in Avalon.]]Arzvondayle Artpiece

T pose Steve

House of the [[Pissism|PP]]

*the Avalon Wikipedia Page is the largest of any page on the entire Wiki.

* It was an objective of Riley_McDonut to claim the entirely of the island of Newfoundland and to be like [[Britain|brittain]], but this has never been met.

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