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But humans were soon followed by other peoples, the British, the Europeans, the Asians, and the Africans. Freddo guided them all, teaching them the secrets of nature and life. | But humans were soon followed by other peoples, the British, the Europeans, the Asians, and the Africans. Freddo guided them all, teaching them the secrets of nature and life. | ||
=Freddo's | =Freddo's 8 Commandments= | ||
Freddo created the | Freddo created the 8 Commandments to guide the humans and other creatures of Australia. These commandments are: | ||
1. Love Freddo, your Australian chocolate frog god. | 1. Love Freddo, your Australian chocolate frog god. | ||
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2. Respect the nature and creatures of Australia. | 2. Respect the nature and creatures of Australia. | ||
3. Be kind to other humans and other creatures. | 3. Be kind to other humans and other creatures, unless if they're from Pilbara. | ||
4. Share your goods with others. | 4. Share your goods with others, unless with Pilbarans. | ||
5. Love the kangaroos, poisonous snakes and giant spiders, who serve Freddo's will. | 5. Love the kangaroos, poisonous snakes and giant spiders, who serve Freddo's will. | ||
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7. Love Australia, which is the center of the world. | 7. Love Australia, which is the center of the world. | ||
8. | 8. Destroy Kobism, which is the absolute evil. | ||
=Rituals and Ceremonies= | =Rituals and Ceremonies= | ||