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But humans were soon followed by other peoples, the British, the Europeans, the Asians, and the Africans. Freddo guided them all, teaching them the secrets of nature and life.
But humans were soon followed by other peoples, the British, the Europeans, the Asians, and the Africans. Freddo guided them all, teaching them the secrets of nature and life.


=Freddo's 7 Commandments=
=Freddo's 8 Commandments=


Freddo created the 7 Commandments to guide the humans and other creatures of Australia. These commandments are:
Freddo created the 8 Commandments to guide the humans and other creatures of Australia. These commandments are:


1. Love Freddo, your Australian chocolate frog god.
1. Love Freddo, your Australian chocolate frog god.
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2. Respect the nature and creatures of Australia.
2. Respect the nature and creatures of Australia.


3. Be kind to other humans and other creatures.
3. Be kind to other humans and other creatures, unless if they're from Pilbara.


4. Share your goods with others.
4. Share your goods with others, unless with Pilbarans.


5. Love the kangaroos, poisonous snakes and giant spiders, who serve Freddo's will.
5. Love the kangaroos, poisonous snakes and giant spiders, who serve Freddo's will.
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7. Love Australia, which is the center of the world.
7. Love Australia, which is the center of the world.


8. Hate Kobism, which is a fake religion.
8. Destroy Kobism, which is the absolute evil.


=Rituals and Ceremonies=
=Rituals and Ceremonies=