Hotdogism

Hotdogism, widen your understanding of hotdogs.

The 10 condiments

1. You shall eat no other foods than hotdogs.( exemptions include the ingredients to hotdogs and potato’s because we chill with them)
2. Thou shall not worship any foods other than hotdogs.(except potatoes)
3. Thou shall not take Zeus’s name in vain.
4. Remember to keep national hotdog eating day a holy holiday.
5. Honor thy bread and thy meat.
6. Thou shalt not kill other hotdogist.
7. Absolutely no inappropriate images regarding hotdogs.
8. Always tell the truth about the recipe of hotdogs.
9. No stealing from any restaurant.
10. Do not be jealous of others hotdog sizes.

The menu (holy text)

EXPOSITION:

It is know that life on EarthMC hadn’t existed before the creation of the hotdog. Then the ever loving Zeus decided to gift the world with his greatest creation... the hotdog. Along with is great flavor the hotdog brought life it self to the great world of EarthMC. Although it is unknown how the great and mighty Jesus thought of the hot dog, many demigods such as the likes of Mr.beast and Pewdiepie speculate that Zeus had a had a pig and weat farm during the time of the old world.

IS A HOTDOG A SANDWICH?:

Since the creation of the server this question-has been passed down and debated for years.  No follower of hotdogism is permitted to call a hotdog a sandwich because it is not on the great Zeus said this in the informational portion of the official Hotdogism discord sever.

POTATOES:

It has long been known that all foods other than Hotdogs are cancerous, But in the ten condiments Zeus stated ,"exemptions include the ingredients to hotdogs and potato’s because we chill with them." Meaning that Potatos are Held on the same level as Hotdgos meaning that We are able to eat Potatos. Infact the Potato god Is brothers with Zeus and Watches over the boiler. He is Water he is a 3 headed demon hotdogo but also a god to his people the irish.

THE KITCHEN AND THE BOILER:

there are places for people after they decide to leave EarthMC.  Anyone who has worshiped Zeus and his hotdogs while following the 10 condiments during their time on EarthMC gets to go to the kitchen. The kitchen is a magical place with all you can eat hotdogs and a condiment bar. It even has the magical hotdog that if you eat it it regenerates. The boiler is a hot room that cooks you for the rest of eternity. It is watched over by Walter

WHEAT BUNS AND CHICKEN

Wheat buns and chicken are a good example of something you should never use on you hotdog. Using these to make a hotdog is a sure way to make it to the Boiler. The only ingredients that you can use for a hotdog are pure white bread and pork or beef. Those who do not comply will have their hotdogs privileges taken away.

FROM HOTDOG TO MAN

All living mortal things evolved from a mistake hotdog. After Zeus invented the hotdog he went through a few iterations one he created was living albeit non sentient. The one he like the most was the normal inanimate hotdog. The rest he threw away not knowing a few were alive. Over time that hotdog evolved into all the lifeforms on EarthMC to date except for the pig which was specifically made by Zeus as a pet for he was lonely. He did eventually see the creation (hotdogs) roaming EarthMC and decided to have sex with one because he could. He ended up pregnant with the demigod the glizzy gladiator. Picture a tall bipedal hotdog that looks manly thats what he looked like he even wore clothes. (He is practically the father of all humans.) Zeus deemed this creation homogeneous eventually the creature would evolve into modern humans.

Anthem

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History of Hotdogism

Splitting of Hotdogism and the the reunification of Hotdogism

Hotdogism once split in half one side following zeus the other half following Zeus’s son Jesus (Commonly referred to as jeus a combination of jesus and zeus that is commonly mistakenly written instead of Jesus.) the pope asked the gods to rap battle it out even though jesus rapped better zeus had more of point for him being fairly inactive. Zeus jokingly said walter should be the new god which somthing actually happend. After it was all over the pope decided to reunite hotdogism by proposing a new order that reverts texts back to zeus’s text and made this Hierarchy

Hierarchy

• God
• Lesser Gods
• Devil (Walter guards boiler as ferocious dog also god of the (irish potato religion pls insert link))
• Demi gods
• Nobels
• Followers
• Normies
• Sinners

Extra info

Nova

Towns

• Toronto
• Berlin

Nations

• West Jersey

Hotdogist trucks

What hotdogist trucks must contain

Hotdogist trucks are religious places and hotdogist trucks must contain all of the following:

1. It must contain a hotdogist symbol (ex:cross using 3 item frames and 2 bread surrounding a porkchop or beef)
2. It must resemble a vendor truck or resemble a vendor van.
3. It must have a hotdog on top

For more history about the hotdog

Holidays

Hotdogmas | July 4th

Hotdogmas is the birthdate of Zeus