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Dildo (Father-God)
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The '''Church of Haybird''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that spilt from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to intergrate the figure of Haybird.
The '''Church of Haybird''' is a denomination of [[Pissism]] that split from the main Pissists on December 22nd, 2021. The religion attempts to modernize Pissism with new traditions and to integrate the figure of Haybird.


== History ==
==History==
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=== Background ===
===Background===
During the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Pissism]] had very little growth and began to stall in administration and religious events. [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]] grew weary of the Poop's constipation in activity, so he decided to start his own more active branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, and the figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition. But, NetherMite soon decided the formalise the schism to re-ignite Pissist expansion and activity.
During the rule of [[The Poop|Poop]] [[MattyG2012]], [[Pissism]] had very little growth and began to stall in administration and religious events. [[Nethermite13|NetherMite13]] grew weary of the Poop's constipation in activity, so he decided to start his own more active branch of Pissism. [[Acadia]] already had many unregulated liturgical differences compared to main Pissism, and the figure of Haybird had rooted itself in Acadian tradition. But, NetherMite soon decided the formalize the schism to re-ignite Pissist expansion and activity.


=== Formation ===
===Formation===
On December 22nd, 2021, NetherMite posted the announcement on Acadia's Discord server.
On December 22nd, 2021, NetherMite posted the announcement on Acadia's Discord server.
{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Over the past few months, the Pissist church that we oh so devoutly follow has stagnated and has not been able to expand at a rate that we Acadian Pissist's don't see fit for the BallGod's ambitions. Acadia has had Haybirdi Pissism for a while, with Haybird being worshipped as a Jesus sort of figure in the religion. Me and other Acadian officials have come to the decision to separate Haybirdi Pissism from the Avalonese Pissism Church to form the Church of Haybird. This sect of Pissism will focus on modernizing and expanding the religion across EMC, and we hope to one day reintegrate into the core of Pissism to form one united, powerful religion. We will start to push for the construction of Haybirdi Pissism churchs across the world in allied nations as we expand the BallGod's touch upon this Earth.  
{{Quote (Matthi3000 )|[...] Over the past few months, the Pissist church that we oh so devoutly follow has stagnated and has not been able to expand at a rate that we Acadian Pissist's don't see fit for the BallGod's ambitions. Acadia has had Haybirdi Pissism for a while, with Haybird being worshipped as a Jesus sort of figure in the religion. Me and other Acadian officials have come to the decision to separate Haybirdi Pissism from the Avalonese Pissism Church to form the Church of Haybird. This sect of Pissism will focus on modernizing and expanding the religion across EMC, and we hope to one day reintegrate into the core of Pissism to form one united, powerful religion. We will start to push for the construction of Haybirdi Pissism churchs across the world in allied nations as we expand the BallGod's touch upon this Earth.  
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[[SaltedSuris]], the leader of [[Labrador]], decided to create his own church to combat Haybirdism, the [[Northern Orthocox Church|Northern Orthocoxy Church]], with Salted's church being more focused on traditional values.
[[SaltedSuris]], the leader of [[Labrador]], decided to create his own church to combat Haybirdism, the [[Northern Orthocox Church|Northern Orthocoxy Church]], with Salted's church being more focused on traditional values.


== Beliefs ==
==Beliefs==
The denomination strives away from the main Pissist church by cutting ties from the Poop and by adding new traditions and festivals in liurgy, while also adding the Haybird: a sort of prophet figure that no one really knows who he actually is.
The denomination strives away from the main Pissist church by cutting ties from [[the Poop]] and by adding new traditions and festivals in liturgy, while also adding the Haybird: a sort of prophet figure that no one really knows who he actually is.
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