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==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ==== <u>The Realization</u> ==== | ||
''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." | ''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu, the god of grinding, on November 19, 2018! This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "Jewtsu's Dildo" and a pickaxe called "Gift of Grinding Hard." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizophrenia. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "Jewtsu Shrine". Jewtsu told No_Jewtsu that there's is a total of 3 shrines all located in the Americas and the only one that can find them is No_Jewtsu. If No_Jewtsu finds all of the legendary shrines he will obtain the true powers of "Grinding Hard." Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding.'' | ||
==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuist Chruch and Conversion</u> ==== | ==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuist Chruch and Conversion</u> ==== | ||
Constructed by No_Jewtsu on 11/20/2018. The church is used to practice the religion of Jewtsuism as well as converting the entire town of | Constructed by No_Jewtsu on 11/20/2018. The church is used to practice the religion of Jewtsuism as well as converting the entire town of Los Angeles. No_Jewtsu makes an attempt to convert all of Los Angeles to convert to Jewtsuism. Los Angeles is successfully converted to Jewtsuism. | ||
== Who is Jewtsu? == | == Who is Jewtsu? == | ||
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# Invite | # Invite | ||
"Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | "Forbidden Whisper" - "November india golf golf alpha" or "November india golf golf echo romeo" | ||
There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine | There is more information in "The Bible of Jewtsuism" which is located in the chest at Jewtsu Shrine | ||
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==== <u>To Start Conversion</u> ==== | ==== <u>To Start Conversion</u> ==== | ||
Conversion has been changed. All you got to do to convert is build a shrine honoring the religion of Jewtsuism. | |||
==== <u>After Conversion</u> ==== | ==== <u>After Conversion</u> ==== | ||
After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. '''If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.''' | After conversion you are free to do the practices or not. Keep in mind that if you do the practices your luck increases and if you don't your luck dies out. If you really want to contribute to Jewtsuism build a church for Jewtsuism if you want to successfuly convert your town members. '''If you have converted to Jewtsuism please put your name in the list of "Who Follows Jewtsuism" above.''' | ||
== Shrines and | == Legendary Shrines and Locations == | ||
The First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain | The Legendary First Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake or San Gorgonio Mountain | ||
The Legendary Second Shrine: Not Discovered | |||
The | The Legendary Third Shrine: Not Discovered | ||
== Regular Shrines and Locations == | |||
== Pics == | == Pics == | ||