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==== The Realization ====

''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu on November 19, 2018. This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "'''~~Dick Pick~~'''" and a pickaxe called "'''Gift of Grinding Hard'''." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizo. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "'''Jewtsu Shrine'''". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding. ''

''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu on November 19, 2018. This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "'''Jewtsu's Dildo'''" and a pickaxe called "'''Gift of Grinding Hard'''." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizo. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "'''Jewtsu Shrine'''". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding. ''

==== The 1st Jewtsuist Chruch and Conversion ====

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==== Attempt of Revival ====

Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.

''Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.''

== The Gods of Jewtsuism ==

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 ==== <u>The Realization</u> ====
-''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu on November 19, 2018. This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "<u>'''Dick Pick'''</u>" and a pickaxe called "<u>'''Gift of Grinding Hard'''</u>." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizo. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "'''<u>Jewtsu Shrine</u>'''". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding. ''
+''No_Jewtsu saw Jewtsu on November 19, 2018. This time Jewtsu had something to give No_Jewtsu. Jewtsu gave him 13 feathers, 8 ink sacks, 38 pieces of paper, 2 leather, a sword called "<u>'''Jewtsu's Dildo'''</u>" and a pickaxe called "<u>'''Gift of Grinding Hard'''</u>." No_Jewtsu was very thankful. He quickly made a book and a quill. After he made the book and quill he quickly wrote down what he saw and heard what Jewtsu told him in the "Bible of Jewtsuism." He later accepted that he probably doesn't have schizo. He put the bible in an ancient abandoned shrine behind a mountain near [[Los Angeles]] and called the shrine "'''<u>Jewtsu Shrine</u>'''". Once No_Jewtsu dies the powers of "grinding hard" will pass onto another person of great power who believes in Jewtsuism. When founding the religion No_Jewtsu thought of making the symbol of Jewtsuism a die. The die represents luck, because it takes luck to get what you want from grinding. ''
 ==== <u>The 1st Jewtsuist Chruch and Conversion</u> ====
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 ==== <u>Attempt of Revival</u> ====
-Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.
+''Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.''
 == The Gods of Jewtsuism ==

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