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== The Gods of Jewtsuism == | == The Gods of Jewtsuism == | ||
'''Jewtsu''' - | '''Jewtsu''' - A mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu. | ||
'''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. Due to the lack of converted members Jewtsuism died shortly after. | '''No_Jewtsu''' - Once a regular player of EarthMC. The original founder of Old California, Beijing and Los Angeles. He was a very suspicious character that the people of California adored. He truly believed in luck and grinding. His suspicious acts eventually raised the suspicion of the higher gods (moderators) who killed him with the mighty ban hammer. No_Jewtsu died on February 4, 2019. In the after-life, Jewtsu made No_Jewtsu the secondary god of Jewtsuism. Due to the lack of converted members Jewtsuism died shortly after. | ||
== Opposing Gods of Jewtsuism == | |||
'''Subpar '''- The god of below average effort. This god is frowned upon by the followers of Jewtsuism. No one likes below average effort, therefore Subpar is one of the lamest gods of all. | |||
== Bibles == | == Bibles == | ||