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''Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.''
''Jewtsuism gets attention on November 8th, 2019, 9 months after the religion's proclaimed death. An event called "CaliFriday" founded by SeedyCharacter (one of the triumvirates of California), sparked attention to Jewtsuism. SeedyCharacter read "The Bible of Jewtsuism" from start to finish to the citizens of California. 2 days after CaliFriday, No_Jewtsu starts a new discord for those who are interested in the religion.''


==== <u>The Second Bible</u> ====
==== <u>The Second Bible and No_Jewtsu Reincarnations</u> ====
Nick of Nova Scotia created "The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" in 12/8/2019.
[[Nick|''Nick'']]'' of [[Nova Scotia]] created "The Bible of Jewtsuism: Remastered" in 12/8/2019. The Bible is lost forever after Nick gets banned for being a reincarnation of No_Jewtsu. TsuMan and TsuSauce were both reincarnations of No_Jewtsu. TsuMan later succumbed to sickness and died shortly after the day he spawned. TsuSauce, however, became very successful. Using the powers of 'Luck and Grinding Hard' he was able to make a nation by the name of [[Acadia]] in 3 days. 2 days after the creation of Acadia, TsuSauce was banned for being another reincarnation of No_Jewtsu. This lead to the death of Jewtsuism as there was no followers left.''


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==== <u>The End of Jewtsuism</u> ====
''After the last reincarnation of No_Jewtsu, TsuSauce, was banned, No_Jewtsu became furious. He summoned his two henchmen, UnbanNoJewtsu and UnbanNoJewtsuPlease, to annoy the server on why the last reincarnated player should not be banned. The two henchmen were later defeated by the higher gods, the moderators. This would be the last time No_Jewtsu would be seen or heard from. No_Jewtsu puts an end to the religion and would never be heard from again.''


== The Gods of Jewtsuism ==
== <nowiki/>The Gods of Jewtsuism ==
'''Jewtsu''' - A mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.
'''Jewtsu''' - A mysterious being that lurks in the sky above the clouds. He is said to be the one who puts all the gold in the ground. He is the one that gives us luck and fortune. He is RNGesus of Terra Nova. He is what we love sometimes and hate sometimes. He is Jewtsu.


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'''[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dMXtTqL6NCFhNxWnukV-sxyyDMG0d7HTRRkEvGtTD1s/edit?usp=sharing The Bible of Jewtsuism New Standard Edition (BJNSE)]''' - Completely renewed bible with same general story idea. Includes Tale of Luck and Grind, Tale of Jewtsu, and Tale of No_Jewtsu (coming soon). Verses included with chapters and titles. Example: Tale of Jewtsu 1:9.
'''[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dMXtTqL6NCFhNxWnukV-sxyyDMG0d7HTRRkEvGtTD1s/edit?usp=sharing The Bible of Jewtsuism New Standard Edition (BJNSE)]''' - Completely renewed bible with same general story idea. Includes Tale of Luck and Grind, Tale of Jewtsu, and Tale of No_Jewtsu (coming soon). Verses included with chapters and titles. Example: Tale of Jewtsu 1:9.


== Legendary Shrines and Locations ==
== Religious Locations ==
The Legendary Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake (-21837, -6495)
The Legendary Shrine: "Jewtsu Shrine" - Located behind Big Bear Lake (-21837, -6495)


Fun fact: This is one of the only build from No_Jewtsu that still stands today.
Mount Jewtsu - Sequoia, California


== Similar Gods/Religions ==
== Similar Gods/Religions ==