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Various Poop Dealers started to graffiti the absolute cr*p out of Penis Inspector stores. They stook dynamite in urinals, calling for war. Although killing was not noted in the Geneva Convention's outcome, the state was doing absolutely nothing to combat the rampant gangly affairs now occurring and it was rumored Pierronus21 had slept through everything after the convention, this was the final straw. After realizing that the state would no absolutely nothing to stop what the factions may do, the Poop Dealers of Chicago officially declared war on the Penis Inspectors of Chicago. And to retaliate, the Penis Inspectors did the same. the Poop Dealers would be at risk of producing poop in chicago, and would instead import from Caifornia. the Penis Inspectors did the same with Avalon | Various Poop Dealers started to graffiti the absolute cr*p out of Penis Inspector stores. They stook dynamite in urinals, calling for war. Although killing was not noted in the Geneva Convention's outcome, the state was doing absolutely nothing to combat the rampant gangly affairs now occurring and it was rumored Pierronus21 had slept through everything after the convention, this was the final straw. After realizing that the state would no absolutely nothing to stop what the factions may do, the Poop Dealers of Chicago officially declared war on the Penis Inspectors of Chicago. And to retaliate, the Penis Inspectors did the same. the Poop Dealers would be at risk of producing poop in chicago, and would instead import from Caifornia. the Penis Inspectors did the same with Avalon | ||
=== Living Conditions during the War (December.1.2019 - present) === | === Living Conditions during the War (December.1.2019 - present) === | ||
Chicago was now not only the crappiest city in EarthMC Earth, but also the most dangerous and volatile one. Factions would often disguise themselves as random citizens to ambush the opposite faction, so even going out in public was a death sentence as if you smelled even slightly bad or forgot to wash your foreskin routinely, you would most surely be mistaken for a member of either cartel. Customers with addictions to either material would go to intense ends to seek out their daily poop or pee, either buying out of state, or make some good gold off of risking your life to get to the Penis Inspector or Poop Dealer Shops, and as the gang war wagged on the working conditions became even more like the chinese. Strikes would be put down violently and tagged as "poop dealer involvement" or "penis inspector involvement". Even spies were an issue in the higher-ups of both cartels, as both of them had ripoff versions of the KGB. for the Poop Dealers it was the SFD (Silent Fart Dealers) and for the Penis Inspectors it was the NII- (Nightly Inspector inspections) | Chicago was now not only the crappiest city in EarthMC Earth, but also the most dangerous and volatile one. Factions would often disguise themselves as random citizens to ambush the opposite faction, so even going out in public was a death sentence as if you smelled even slightly bad or forgot to wash your foreskin routinely, you would most surely be mistaken for a member of either cartel. Customers with addictions to either material would go to intense ends to seek out their daily poop or pee, either buying out of state, or make some good gold off of risking your life to get to the Penis Inspector or Poop Dealer Shops, and as the gang war wagged on the working conditions became even more like the chinese. Strikes would be put down violently and tagged as "poop dealer involvement" or "penis inspector involvement". Even spies were an issue in the higher-ups of both cartels, as both of them had ripoff versions of the KGB. for the Poop Dealers it was the SFD (Silent Fart Dealers) and for the Penis Inspectors it was the NII- (Nightly Inspector inspections) a huge chunk of the spies weren't very well trained, but some soared so high above the others they ascended. | ||
=== | === Battle of West Side (December.16.2019) === | ||
[[File: | [[File:My anus is large.jpg|thumb|220x220px|one example out of thousands of propaganda pieces dumped onto the subreddit, credit u/dabsallovar]] | ||
=== | after being fired, Dabs_All_OvarYT made a pretty penny off of both cartels paying him in gold to produce propaganda on the subreddit, although more on the shitpost side these propaganda pieces were, they helped to get the gang war into the mainstream. Which in hindsight was not something very preferable. [[Britain|Brittain]], mistaking the Geneva Convention violation that occurred here for the Geneva Convention in Switzerland, Joined the gang war on the side of the Penis Inspectors as they were the ones that had war declared against them. | ||
In response, the Penis Inspectors Pressured californese neighbors [[Alaskan Empire]] and [[Cascadia]] to assist them in the gang war by redirecting them to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ fortniteburger.net] every time they engaged in human contact, they agreed but only to supply them with resources and manpower as to avoid war with Brittain. This cascaded into multiple nations allying the opposite faction to their rivals or enemies and rooting for them like its a football game, and all these nations came together at a border at Chicago. a battle was arranged. Huey_Freeman01, now rested and respawned announced on popular Canadian joke news source [[Faux News]] that a massive battle between the Poop Dealers of Chicago and Penis Inspectors of Chicago would happen on the 16th of December, it was scheduled for some time in the afternoon. When the time arrived, nearly 20+ players arrived in Chicago for battle. Each armed with their choice of ball-stretcher or poop emoji plushy pillow. In a blink of an eye, Huey enabled PVP and everyone, including himself, started fighting. after about 2-5 minutes, the Penis Inspectors had won out. Almost carried by the might of the Brittish armada. Huey regards this as a personal loss as he was fighting as a Poop Dealer, and as a result the Penis Inspectors annexed a decently sized chunk of Poop Dealer Territory. However, soon after the fight ended. Various players from anonymous nations came from the n spawn and caused a great killing as PVP had been left on | |||
=== Marvin Pact pulls the Strings (December.17.2019) === | |||
Small Nazi Germany Warsaw raid, one of last "battles" of Great Server War. Nobody died there. | Small Nazi Germany Warsaw raid, one of last "battles" of Great Server War. Nobody died there. | ||
== French Front == | == French Front == | ||