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[[File:FrancePP2.png.png|alt=Excluding the thousands hidden underground...|left|thumb|220x220px|An aerial photo, featuring the 163 of the 177 identified Pee Pees.]]{{Crusade_Template|title1=The Pissist Restoration of France|religion=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|30px]] [[Pissism]]|date=August 22nd, 2021.|location=[[France]] (Region)|belligerents=The Sex Army, M.E.C.A., Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Québec, Vinland, Ellesmere | <br />[[File:FrancePP2.png.png|alt=Excluding the thousands hidden underground...|left|thumb|220x220px|An aerial photo, featuring the 163 of the 177 identified Pee Pees.]]{{Crusade_Template|title1=The Pissist Restoration of France|religion=[[File:Dildosdildo.PNG|30px]] [[Pissism]]|date=August 22nd, 2021.|location=[[France]] (Region)|belligerents=The Sex Army, M.E.C.A., Acadia, Avalon, Labrador, Québec, Vinland, Ellesmere | ||
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==== The Crowning of Hodin I ==== | ==== The Crowning of Hodin I ==== | ||
[[File:Crowning of Ronik (1).png|alt=At the left, Morgini_ and at the right, Hodin, being crowned emperor in a brief ceremony.|left|thumb|Hodin being crowned emperor by the former ruler, Morgini.|220x220px]]As the time grew closer, many flocked to Québec's capital, eager to get on with the sacred ceremony. By the time the coronation started, a group of 15 players had already gathered. The coronation officially began when both Morgini and Hodin joined Québec's voice chat, alongside the others. Morgini gave a speech, before Hodin gave one too, decked out in Golden Armour. Morgini officially gave the whole reigns of Québec to Hodin. Immediately afterward, to celebrate the change in leadership, Morgini enabled PvP in the two plots where everyone had gathered. [[SaltedSuris]], leader of [[Labrador (new)|Labrador]] managed to kill Hodin and took his Golden Armour as a joke. He placed his armor on his Ender Chest.<ref>[[:File:Salted regarding Hodin's gold armor.png| | [[File:Crowning of Ronik (1).png|alt=At the left, Morgini_ and at the right, Hodin, being crowned emperor in a brief ceremony.|left|thumb|Hodin being crowned emperor by the former ruler, Morgini.|220x220px]]As the time grew closer, many flocked to Québec's capital, eager to get on with the sacred ceremony. By the time the coronation started, a group of 15 players had already gathered. The coronation officially began when both Morgini and Hodin joined Québec's voice chat, alongside the others. Morgini gave a speech, before Hodin gave one too, decked out in Golden Armour. Morgini officially gave the whole reigns of Québec to Hodin. Immediately afterward, to celebrate the change in leadership, Morgini enabled PvP in the two plots where everyone had gathered. [[SaltedSuris]], leader of [[Labrador (new)|Labrador]] managed to kill Hodin and took his Golden Armour as a joke. He placed his armor on his Ender Chest.<ref>[[:File:Salted regarding Hodin's gold armor.png|Salted had stated he put it in his Ender Chest]]</ref> | ||
To celebrate Hodin's coronation, [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] brought a stack of Iron Hoes and dumped them on the Battlefield, as "Hodin" sounds an awful lot like "Hoe". After about 10 minutes of Hoe-based PvP Dream-flavoured speed-running, Morgini and Hodin unveiled the location of the following Pissism crusade, a 5x8 unclaimed field south of Paris. After everyone got enough signs, blocks and magenta concrete to cover the earth, everybody teleported to Paris, and the crusade began. | To celebrate Hodin's coronation, [[Dabs_All_OvarYT]] brought a stack of Iron Hoes and dumped them on the Battlefield, as "Hodin" sounds an awful lot like "Hoe". After about 10 minutes of Hoe-based PvP Dream-flavoured speed-running, Morgini and Hodin unveiled the location of the following Pissism crusade, a 5x8 unclaimed field south of Paris. After everyone got enough signs, blocks and magenta concrete to cover the earth, everybody teleported to Paris, and the crusade began. | ||
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==== the Beginning of the Crusade ==== | ==== the Beginning of the Crusade ==== | ||
[[File:FrancePP3.png|left|thumb|220x220px|The Wall of Pee Pees]] | [[File:FrancePP3.png|left|thumb|220x220px|The Wall of Pee Pees]] | ||
[[File:FrancePP5.png|thumb|An outside photograph of the ''St. Morgini Pissism Church'']] | [[File:FrancePP5.png|thumb|An outside photograph of the ''St. Morgini Pissism Church''|alt=|220x220px]] | ||
The crusaders immediately teleported to Paris, France, then began running south towards the holy field. Instinctively, the crusaders began placing Pee Pee structures. They began to construct a field of Pee Pees in the area. Morgini and SaltedSuris teamed up to build a live-sized model of [[Dildo's Dildo|the Dildo's Dildo]], but ran short of magenta and had to use pink concrete and wool midway through. Multiple new species of Pee Pees were created, such as the STD-ridden or Transparent Pee Pees. Members from the nation of Vinland/Ellesmere stylized themselves a giant Pee Pee right next to the Dildo's Dildo Lookalike called The Vinland Pee Pee, which stood proudly facing the Eiffel Tower. The crusaders then fell in a hole, and built Pee Pees in order to escape. Once out of the hole, they then went back into the cavern to place more. In the field, there was a lone house that looked to be an ancient structure of a begotten time. The crusaders decided to refurbish this house as [[St. Morgini Pissism Church]], and held periodic meetings inside of it during the crusade. It even began to emanate Pee Pees. As the [[Shite]] of his own new [[Pissism Church]], Morgini was quite proud of himself and blew up the church. Luckily, it regenerated due to a blessing from the Ball God. More Pee Pees were placed eventually totaling over 177. | The crusaders immediately teleported to Paris, France, then began running south towards the holy field. Instinctively, the crusaders began placing Pee Pee structures. They began to construct a field of Pee Pees in the area. Morgini and SaltedSuris teamed up to build a live-sized model of [[Dildo's Dildo|the Dildo's Dildo]], but ran short of magenta and had to use pink concrete and wool midway through. Multiple new species of Pee Pees were created, such as the STD-ridden or Transparent Pee Pees. Members from the nation of Vinland/Ellesmere stylized themselves a giant Pee Pee right next to the Dildo's Dildo Lookalike called The Vinland Pee Pee, which stood proudly facing the Eiffel Tower. The crusaders then fell in a hole, and built Pee Pees in order to escape. Once out of the hole, they then went back into the cavern to place more. In the field, there was a lone house that looked to be an ancient structure of a begotten time. The crusaders decided to refurbish this house as [[St. Morgini Pissism Church]], and held periodic meetings inside of it during the crusade. It even began to emanate Pee Pees. As the [[Shite]] of his own new [[Pissism Church]], Morgini was quite proud of himself and blew up the church. Luckily, it regenerated due to a blessing from the Ball God. More Pee Pees were placed eventually totaling over 177. | ||
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== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:St. Morgini Church (2).png|One of the many meetings hosting inside the church | File:St. Morgini Church (2).png|One of the many meetings hosting inside the church | ||
File:FrancePP6.png|The Dildo's Dildo 2: Electric Boogaloo | |||
File:FrancePP7.png|The Vinland Pee Pee; the largest on the battlefield | |||
File:St. Morgini Church (1).png|A photograph of the entrance to St. Morgini's Pissism Church | |||
File:FrancePP11.png|A pleasant yet Illegal photograph of the Eiffel Tower at night surrounded by Legendary Pee Pees | |||
File:FrancePP8.png|St. Morgini Pissism Church (With Pee Pees emanating) | |||
File:FrancePP10.png|A series of signs each saying strange sayings | |||
File:FrancePP9.png|The blown-up variation of the St. Morgini Pissism Church | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
[[Category:Avalon]] | [[Category:Avalon]] | ||
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