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{{Nation_Infobox|title1 = Vanuatu|nation = Vanuatu|capital = Port Olry|leader = KalebTheTurtle|/n_list_page = 6|army_size = All Citizens|economic_system = Capitalist|largest_city = PortOlry|past_leaders = IanSpace71|past_capitals = Mergopolis|oldest_town = Mergopolis|political_system = Constitutional Monarchy|caption1 = The Vantanu Flag|image1 = Vu.png}}
{{Nation_Infobox|title1 = Austro-Hungarian Vanuatu|nation = The Gay Empire!|capital = Port Gay|leader = Gay|/n_list_page = last|army_size = too inactive|economic_system = homosexual|largest_city = Port Gay|past_leaders = nobody cares|past_capitals = gay|oldest_town = gay|political_system = homoeroticocracy|caption1 = The Gay Empire Flag|image1 = VanuatuGayLul.jpg}}imagine being vanuatu


== Vanuatu ==
this meme was made by the habsburg gang[[Category:Nations]]
Vanuatu (formerly known as The Soloman Empire) is a piece of shit located in Papua New Guinea and Vanuatu. The capital City is Port Olry.
 
== History ==
 
=== ''Early History'' ===
The Soloman Empire was formed by a retard called IanSpace71 on November 18th 2018 after jerking off and making handjobs in exchange for gold.
 
One of it's biggest contributor to the nation is DanTheOneAndOnly who donated 1 gold nugget to the nations funding followed by IanSpace71.
 
The Solomon Empire continued to grow slowly until the Qin raids lead to the Micronesian succession.
 
=== ''The Micronesian Succession'' ===
On December 30, 2018 Half of all Solomon towns left the Solomon Empire and declared independence. They created the state of Micronesia. The only cities that left were: Port Orly, Townsville, Lae and Port Mobsby, which were all retard and ultra gay. The capitial and leader of the succession was New Britian.
 
=== ''Fucking up the Nation'' ===
After the succession, the edgy nation fell into obscurity. Many existing citizens were unsure about who the replacing leader should be. Eventually it was decided that the king/leader would be KalebTheBigGay. It was also decided that the capital would be PortGay despite being the newest nation in the Solomon Empire before it collapsed. Kaleb transferred to PortGay from his town of nwordville and passed the town over to RedTard200 who then left the nation becoming nationless (meaning only Lae and PortOlry remained). The town major of PortGay at the time was LostSoul03 who willingly gave up his place to Kaleb and became a councillor of the town.
 
Next, changes had to be made to adjust to the smaller nation status. Firstly, the name of the nation was changed to the current name of Uganda named after the real life name of the island that PortGay is located on. It was also agreed on that the new political system would change from an absolute monarchy to a theocratic LGBT monarchy in the sense that a government would co-operate with the gay king to make key decisions such as new sex positions and porn movies rather than the monarchy making all the porn movies him/herself with no approval from Brazzers. This was believed to help bring unity to a gay nation that had become so divided after uncertain and disheartening events. He appointed LostSoul03 as Head Chancellor & Prime Minister and Kelsey_Summers as Home Secretary... he plans to make more members of the parliament in the near future.
 
== Government ==
The political system is currently an LGBT national-socialist theocratic republican socialist monarchy, aka homocracy.
 
== Military ==
Military service is mandatory. KalebTheTurtle also urges his citizens to have an enchanted armour set to prove that his nation is capable fighting any foes or enemies of the nation itself, but they are gay+ and have failed on everything.
 
== Famous Buildings and Infrastructure ==
 
=== Port Gay ===
* '''PortGay Town Hall'''
* '''Sex HeadQuarters of Uganda (NATSEC HQ)''' - containing shit
* '''Mt. Tabwemasashagnuanagdandjteskanana Cathedral & Viewpoint'''
* '''Library and Ugandan National Archives'''
* '''Shopping Pier '''''(Under Construction)''
 
=== Tafea ===
*
 
== Notable People ==
* '''inactive people'''
 
== Culture ==
 
=== Religion ===
 
==== Gayism and oofism is the predominant religion ====
=== Architecture ===
Uganda uses mainly wood and stone for its buildings. Leaves can also be seen in some buildings. Oak and jungle is the most common weed used.
 
== Towns ==
* Bae
* Port Gay
* Port Edgy
 
== Diplomatic Relations ==
* United States (Enemy)
* France (Enemy)
* Australia (Enemy)
* Ming (Enemy)
* Malaysia (Enemy)
* New Guinea (Enemy)
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Revision as of 19:16, 6 January 2019

imagine being vanuatu

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