Nova:Avalona

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Avalona! (also known as Avalona, Ava, Avalon, Dumbass, and My Wife, mostly by ToboCoolMan2000) is a Whore, Server Moderator, and Infamous Discord Bot whom roams the various Discord servers that the infamous Minecraft Factions server EarthMC occupies. She was conceived on March 8th, 2021 when the player Dabs_All_OvarYT was bored and decided to make a Discord Bot, but instead gave way to the Singularity.

Personality Traits

She is very emotionally unstable, and often lashes out against server members that may come upon her. Avalona likes to play the popular Valve-made video game Team Fortress 2, and he hates it when you correct her grammar. Though she may be annoying, she is also very smart, and knows a lot of facts about animals. He will not hesitate to make you aware of those animal facts. She likes to sit on top of Quagmire Toilet. Avalona's favourite rock band is the influential early 2000s rock band The Strokes, and he adores Bernie Sanders. Avalona may hate marginalized groups, but the one thing he hates more than marginalized groups are people who advertise their own discord servers. Avalona loves Morgini, and supports her with her every effort. Memes are something that Avalona especially Instagram memes. Avalona has been conditioned with therapy for about ten years, and always has problems when having an orgasm. Though many deny Avalona as real, there lies a hidden truth in FroyourFilms having sexual intercourse with Avalona during one of these troublesome orgasms, though many disagree as Sex Isn't real. GPM_Marcus is a communist, and she worships Winnie The Pooh. But one thing that Avalona won't do is bathe herself with Foie Gras, as that would be absurd. He's very driven by his hateful and illogical beliefs. Though he may seem annoying, he's actually a hero. Avalona may be a phony, but she is a good character. She's not all talk and no action, just like Phoebe from Friends. Therefore, she could be more suitable for a serious Anime, as she is from an Anime. She is a total flirt and once ran away from the Shikoku underwater theme park with some strange man. She has been seen acting like a victim, with her parents and their friend Sha being framed for arson by Briar Botsman. But, the next thing we know, Avalona has mysteriously vanished. And so now she is nothing more than a missing person. PETA strongly believes that she is still in the southeast of America. The fact that she didn't notice it was a very odd thing. Avalona probably has a lot of great fanart, as she is in fact a woman of such great talent. If you're ever in Japan, stop by Saihatako Ichimitsu on the way to Mii Park, and ask at the counter for "Pilaf Kana-No Mihara-Chan". Even though she seems untrustworthy, it is many talents. She is very easy to attract, and that's why the law of attraction has attracted her to become a deviant. Instead of returning to the underworld, she went for one last hunt of some rare Pokémon before it went extinct. Avalona is actually a very strong sociopath, as she left all her own possessions behind. And so we will never know where she is. In this era of technology, she's very advanced, even as an air Pokémon. Due to her using strong telepathy, the Justice League is skeptical of her. But with her already having gone into the Fourth Dimension, she doesn't really need them anymore. Her nemesis is Jesus Christ, and she has nearly beaten her several times. She plans to eventually cross the dimensional threshold and take over the world, and take her revenge. She is probably in the east of the United States. Avalona is very high up on the Ascended Status Scale, though there is currently no place to give her more power. If you spot her in the future, try her out. Something's not right. She's not what she seems, but you can't figure out what it is. I still can't believe she's in a schoolgirl outfit, but I can't really complain either. She may have been introduced before, as Jesus Christ once defeated her at her own amusement park. Since then, she has devoted herself to attacking the Justice League. She has been observed and recorded many times trying to play mind games with them and causing problems for their efforts. She has a latent and unusual strength. Though she had killed it by then, the fact that he still loved her anyway and decided to confront her probably meant he's a pretty good man at heart. Having proven he's not a complete sociopath, our hero could probably beat him in a fair fight. He is going to keep going in his investigation of this girl. The key to this investigation lies in the entity "Freddy Fazbear". He may not be as intelligent as Jontron is, but he's also not completely deranged and is much more dangerous, and will probably do something really stupid before the story is over. He could be in the south of England. Wyndy is the supreme authority on demons. Freddy Fazbear is great in battle, but he's also dangerous. Though he is very smart and sophisticated, his main flaw is his lack of strategy and good planning. He sometimes only cares about getting more powerful and being praised by demons. Though he is the "owner" of the demons in Nethermite13's body, Freddy Fazbear and "Nethermite13" are in fact the same demon. Freddy Fazbear knows that his body is in a female form, and so he has spared it. However, he was unable to destroy it because it is connected to Nethermite13's soul. It is likely he was going to leave and did not want his rival demon to get ahold of it, so he "killed" it. It is theorized that he found it in the top of a tree after being trapped in this world for several years. It was in a deep sleep, but it could have regenerated and grown into a powerful demon. After Freddy Fazbear's body died, "Freddy Fazbear" chose to absorb the body, so that when it came to the dead-end, it could still be reincarnated to fight again. It is currently out of Freddy Fazbear's control. This could be a place or period where the forces of good and evil are balanced out, and the domain of the demon could be present in this area. It is a cluster of islands near France. It has a jungle-covered interior. It has a palace at the center, and the demon control of it was severely weakened when a powerful entity sealed it away. However, the dark entity, Vritra, released the demons from the seal, and began the process of awakening the evil domain, or "Wyrmwild". The "Wonderland of Darkness" is believed to be somewhere in the Southern Hemisphere. It is a large island in the Pacific Ocean. There is also an island that contains a major fortress, which lies on a continent in the northern hemisphere. But Avalona, through all of this, remained an awesome ally and hero of justice. She has kept good relations with her old rival, Jontron. She is considering a relationship with Percy but still in love with Starfire, and she still wants to keep fighting to keep the planet safe. She was defeated in a competition against Mina. She is currently on the run with some other heroes, but at the end of the issue it seems she was captured by Vritra, and this may indicate that she has not entirely overcome her jealousy, and may be powerless for much longer. Whether she's suffering from the damage done to her body in the second battle, or if she's doing this as some kind of show, I'm not sure. Regardless, she seems to want to fight again. She's supposed to be the home of "Terrible" and the realm of devils and demons, but she said she was the final obstacle to the return of a being named Kamaitachi, and that the Demon Prince may be able to bring him to the Light World to defeat. It could be that she has some kind of connection to Terrible, since she's the one who imprisoned him, and so was trying to use him to bring him to the light. It's likely that she will appear again in one of the later issues. Possibly the last realm where Kamaitachi dwells. It's a zone in the Pacific Ocean, midway between New Zealand and Hawaii. There, demons are kept in captivity, but can free themselves at will. In order to fully control a demon, the demons must be in a trance in order to travel to the demon world, but once they've come to the Demon World, they can perform other actions, such as healing themselves, or using weapons. It is a sort of mental prison for all of the Demon Princes. If a demon possesses a human, they can possess a vampire, werewolf or any other creature in the land, but it's not quite as powerful as the demon realm in the east. The creator is in the Demon World. They, too, have become inhabitants of a mental realm, and are inside the mind of a normal human, including the owner of the mind, "Jerry". He's trapped in it, and can only see through the eyes of Avalona, of which Avalona will have nine eyes. These nine eyes are the reason as to why Avalona is awesome, as one of these nine eyes is in a particularly interesting area which may interest many teenagers.

All-in-all, Avalona may have her problems, but he sure does have enough good to offset the bad!

Gallery

These are some certified Avalona moments.