Census Unit Maritime Bureau

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Census Unit Maritime Bureau
The emblem of The Census Unit Maritime Bureau. Avalonese text reads "𝘓𝘦 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘶 𝘜𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘶 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘪 𝘉𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘶"
Status	Active
Industry	Government
Founded	January 27th, 2022
Headquarters	St. John, Acadia
Services	Information Control
Owner	The Government of The Grand Maritime Federation
CEO	Dabs_All_OvarYT
Number of employees	2

The Census Unit Maritime Bureau, often abbreviated to C.U.M.B. is a government department of The Grand Maritime Federation in charge of producing, distributing, and unveiling a monthly Census with the intent to keep track of activity, income, religion, and other factors within the GMF. Their emblem is a circular coat-of-arms adorned with anchors and ocean waves, topped with miniature recreations of the Dildo's Dildo. The Avalonese text reads "Le Censou Uounhou Marotimei Bouriau" or The Census Unit Maritime Bureau.

The first Census was officially unveiled on January 28th, 2022.

History

The organization was officially birthed into existence with The Grand Maritime Census Bill, otherwise known as Bill 2022-1-2. A bill proposed by Dabs_All_OvarYT on January 26th, the bill officially created the Census Unit Maritime Bureau and instated the unveiling and publishing of a monthly Census for The Grand Maritime Federation. The bill reads as the following;

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Template:Quote (Matthi3000 )The bill would pass the next day with 9 Yays and 0 Nays. Dabs_All_OvarYT and Dilljam would develop and complete The Census Template over the course of the next two days, ahead of schedule. A vote was taken in The Grand Maritime Federation's discord as to whether the meganation should hold a Census for January, despite being less than 4 days away, a unanimous decision warranted the publishing of that month's Census, given that the results would be delayed slightly.