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* Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
* Only if you walk beneath the holy llama, you will go to llama heaven and you will be a llama
* Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
* Every 12:00 you should pray towards the holy llama statue
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*Llava is evil
*Poisones potatoea are unlucky
*Everyone should own an emerald as it is a piece of the llama heaven
*Do not show sympathy to symathy to naziïsm