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Inca Llamaism is an old religion from Canada spreading to [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta], it was suppressed when the Inca empire fell. On the 29 of January 2018 when [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson Micheal Jackson], (now [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson saint Micheal Jackson]) nailed the rules of Inca Llamaism to the door of the [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta] old Llama church door (it is never proven that he did this) the religion came back. [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/HolyDalaiLlama?venotify=created HolyDalaiLlama] started the Llamaist revolution making it the [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagastian] state religion again. On the first of May [[TheHolyLlamaPope]] jumped in the vulcano at [[antofagasta]] to stop it from erupting. He died and for a couple days there was no pope, until the council chose Atahualpa, who wanted to reform Inca-Llamaism, and he did, he changed the rules and introduced a new bible, and renamed the things to make everything more Incan, he also made Peete pope, because only a Llama can represent God.
Inca Llamaism is an old religion from Canada spreading to [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta], it was suppressed when the Inca empire fell. On the 29 of January 2018 when [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson Micheal Jackson], (now [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Saint_Micheal_Jackson saint Micheal Jackson]) nailed the rules of Inca Llamaism to the door of the [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagasta] old Llama church door (it is never proven that he did this) the religion came back. [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/HolyDalaiLlama?venotify=created HolyDalaiLlama] started the Llamaist revolution making it the [http://earthmc.wikia.com/wiki/Antofagasta Antofagastian] state religion again. On the first of May [[TheHolyLlamaPope]] jumped in the vulcano at [[antofagasta]] to stop it from erupting. He died and for a couple days there was no pope, until the council chose Atahualpa, who wanted to reform Inca-Llamaism, and he did, he changed the rules and introduced a new bible, and renamed the things to make everything more Incan, he also made Peete pope, because only a Llama can represent God.


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Eating potatoes at least 3 times a week is very healthy.
Eating potatoes at least 3 times a week is very healthy.
Every Inca-Llamaist have to visit Antofagasta at least one time.
Every Inca-Llamaist have to visit Antofagasta at least one time.
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== The Heavens ==
== The Heavens ==