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Once there was just darkness no light at all of the corners of the universe. Until the Llama God came and made the earth. He put Water in your oceans, food in your farms, Meat for your people. And he dotted the Landscape with Llamas. | Once there was just darkness no light at all of the corners of the universe. Until the Llama God came and made the earth. He put Water in your oceans, food in your farms, Meat for your people. And he dotted the Landscape with Llamas. | ||
=== '''Pope Cusco I (0 AC) AC = After Creation''' === | === '''Pope Cusco I (0 AC) AC = After Creation''' === | ||
One fine day a player named DDime was walking around in British Colombia going south following a wall, he eventually found some buildings with a bunch of farm animals. Since PETA still existed during then DDime and some other PETA members freed all the horses they could find. But then DDime found a nice big field with stone walls all around it and grazing Sheep and Llamas captured in it, DDime told all the other PETA members to go back home and that they did a good job. DDime then started to take a Llama back to his town but thought he had to go so he got Dayzle to tp to him and start taking the Llama back for him, DDime actually came back after 3 minutes and tped back to Dayzle and found that there was a bunch of people following with horses protecting the Llama since there had been no Llama sightings until that point. They all decided to put him in the capital was a better idea (at the time the capital was Anticosti) and then the worse person you can think of came on and tped to us that person'ss name was TheOverlord. TheOverlord was shooting around his bow like an idiot and he accidentally shot the Llama that we named Cusco when we were nearly at Anticosti. We all got mad at him and excluded him from getting the second Llama which is still in Anticosti til this day. | |||
=== '''St. Alexander of Lake Noki (No-KEY) (0 AC)''' === | === '''St. Alexander of Lake Noki (No-KEY) (0 AC)''' === | ||
I woke up and had no idea where I was. I needed water. I stood up and tried to see if I could find any birch trees. I saw one! I started to run to it, I ran so fast that when I got there I couldn't run any more. I finally got my first drink in weeks. I hear a sound like thunder, I perk my head up and I see Fireworks they are red and blues blowing up in the sky. I run to it because I want to know if someone is in trouble. I run for miles until I reach the place. It is a small town on the Coast. The town is called [[Yorktown]]. The people there love that I am there. They give me my own outside pen. In the middle of the night. I hear someone walking in the wilderness. And then I fell someone stab me in the back. LoganCreeper50 runs outside and starts hurting Endergames94 because he was hurting me. After a few seconds I die. My remains are delivered back to Lake Noki. And they where put underground in a chest. | I woke up and had no idea where I was. I needed water. I stood up and tried to see if I could find any birch trees. I saw one! I started to run to it, I ran so fast that when I got there I couldn't run any more. I finally got my first drink in weeks. I hear a sound like thunder, I perk my head up and I see Fireworks they are red and blues blowing up in the sky. I run to it because I want to know if someone is in trouble. I run for miles until I reach the place. It is a small town on the Coast. The town is called [[Yorktown]]. The people there love that I am there. They give me my own outside pen. In the middle of the night. I hear someone walking in the wilderness. And then I fell someone stab me in the back. LoganCreeper50 runs outside and starts hurting Endergames94 because he was hurting me. After a few seconds I die. My remains are delivered back to Lake Noki. And they where put underground in a chest. | ||