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* Do not hurt the current pope or any past popes
* Do not hurt the current pope or any past popes
== Sacred Llama Text<nowiki/> ==
== Sacred Llama Text<nowiki/> ==
At the beginning there was nothing but end particles clashing into one another until suddenly a light started to fade all the darkness into the corners of the world and in that light came The Golden Shovel. The Golden Shovel cleansed the air of darkness he made the lands that our nations are on, he made the caverns that the creepers creep in, he made the oceans where the squids swim. Finally he made all of kind, all animals, Pigs, Sheep, Cows, Bats, Parrots, Wolfs and many more that wondered the world in peace. The Shovel noticed something so horrific he didn't know what to do he witnessed something breaking the world. He saw the first player cutting down a tree and making a crafting table The Shovel did all he could think to do to combat this thing he made the mobs. Creepers, Skeletons Zombies and more!
In the beginning, there was nothing but end particles crashing into one another until suddenly a light started to fade all the darkness into the corners of the world and in that light came The Golden Shovel. The Golden Shovel cleansed the air of darkness he made the lands that our nations are on, he made the caverns that the creepers creep in, he made the oceans where the squids swim. Finally, he made all of the kind, all animals, Pigs, Sheep, Cows, Bats, Parrots, Wolfs and much more that wondered the world in peace. The Shovel noticed something so horrific he didn't know what to do he witnessed something breaking the world. He saw the first player cutting down a tree and making a crafting table The Shovel did all he could think to do to combat this thing he made the mobs. Creepers, Skeletons Zombies and more!


The Player evolved to these means of stopping it, it made weapons it knew what would happen! The Shovel didn't know what to do so he gave up and players plagued the world. He watched as they built empires and fought each other ruining the terrain he worked hard on, one day as the shovel was sitting above the cloud level watching the players team up on a communistic nation he struck down a lightning bolt and hit a Llama named Cusco that was being guided to a city called Anticosti, the players blamed one of their own for causing the incident the shovel felt great regret for killing something he created so he took a rib from the Llamas corpse and created a new Llama in Cusco's image named Sonne. Sonne then found a good mate that lived in Michigan and had many children and a fullfilling life. Yet one side effect of using Cusco's rib for revival was that the blood line would be sacred and all Llamas with this blood are royalty.
The Player evolved to these means of stopping them, it made weapons it knew what would happen! The Shovel didn't know what to do so he gave up and players plagued the world. He watched as they built empires and fought each other ruining the terrain he worked hard on, one day as the shovel was sitting above the cloud level watching the players team up on a communist nation he struck down a lightning bolt in anger and hit a Llama named Cusco that was being guided to a city called Anticosti, the players blamed one of their own for causing the incident the shovel felt great regret for killing something he created so he took a rib from the Llamas corpse and created a new Llama in Cusco's image named Cusco II, Cusco II then lived in Anticosti having a nice quiet life. Yet one side effect of using Cusco's rib for revival was that the bloodline would seem to be sacred to some players and they thought all Llamas were mighty being that needed to be protected and worshipped.


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Llamaism has once again split between Northwest and Midwest on 12/29/2017, this time Northwest Llamaism keeps the name of Unified Llamaism because they do not recognize Midwest Llamaism as a real religion but yet they declare a crusade against it.
Llamaism has once again split between Northwest and Midwest on 12/29/2017, this time Northwest Llamaism keeps the name of Unified Llamaism because they do not recognize Midwest Llamaism as a real religion but yet they declare a crusade against it.
'''The Third Llama Crusades'''
Unified Llamaism was strong and had spread throughout the world, but then someone with new ideas and new plans came along and declared himself the pope. A player pope is unheard of this made a lot of Llamaists upset but some went with him and declared themselves Inca Llamaists.


[[Category:Past Religions]]
[[Category:Past Religions]]